Do women talk like this?

>>212913895 (OP)
Vertical videos are poison. You're a zoomer phoneposting queer.

>>212913895 (OP)
>Written by Brad Pitt

>>212913919
>Vertical videos are poison

Why?

>>212913895 (OP)
i thought she was gonna say "... is gay?" at the end

>>212913895 (OP)
Dunno, women don't talk to me

>>212913895 (OP)
Yeah I have had three chicks talk to me like this.
All three were trying to manipulate me to do shit for them.
And I did not do any shit for any of them.

>>212913895 (OP)
Not to you they don't, incel.

>woman
>giving compliments

LMAO

>>212913895 (OP)
Women only talk like this to men they are going to have an affair with.

a woman like that playing hard to get and resisting so much with Brad Pitt is so fucking unrealistic

>>212913895 (OP)
They do in badly written dialog. As much as I like Claire, I won't sit through that longass movie again.

>>212913895 (OP)
event their vagenes are wet enough, they do

>>212913895 (OP)
>well-spoken
did people actually say this to whites in the 90s?

>>212914027
You're 12

>>212913895 (OP)
Only if you are Brad Pitt

>>212913919
most people browsing this site are on phones or ipads now grandpa, vertical video should be preferred over horizontal

>>212913895 (OP)
yes, but only to chad

>>212916097
t. pic related

>>212913895 (OP)
Yes, women are actually so naive and dumb to think a Gigachad doesnt have a rotation of women thaz he fucks whenever he feels like it.

>>212917683
what's your point?

>>212919237
You can have many sexual partners and still be all alone

>>212913895 (OP)
everyting gonna be irieee

>>212913895 (OP)
Brad has that "I only have one line in that scene, i can't fuck this up, it's almost slipping my mind" look in his face, it's funny

>>212913895 (OP)
I'm a man and I talk like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-mJpIlYM64

>>212917707
Is he ok?

>>212919704
these scenes are hilarious

>>212919753
I'm doing well, but donations are still appreciated.

>>212913895 (OP)
god, i hate this movie, could've been hopkins/pitt kino but instead it's twilight romance shit

>>212919564
Bombaclat.

>>212919944
It's kino. Death is literally me (though I'm not in Brad's body.)

>>212914067
She does say it

>>212914806
This even though I'm actually fuck ugly (though am otherwise pretty great)

>>212915089
10 months ago a girl at work said she liked my shirt. it happens sometimes

>>212913895 (OP)

She's stunning. Why wasn't she in more movies? Did she refuse the casting couch?

>>212913895 (OP)
He's literally me if I was just taller it's not fucking fair manletbros

>>212922473
She's mid

>>212922473
>In 2017, Forlani revealed that she had "escaped" Harvey Weinstein five times, including twice in a hotel, and that she had had a "disgusting" experience with the producer.

>>212919944
The original Death Takes a Holiday is much better anon. It's comfy and not as far up it's own ass as the remake.

>>212919542
They could just make one of them their gf. People just like to complain

>>212913895 (OP)
Brother, women don't even look like that.

>>212913895 (OP)
watched this movie (Meet Joe Black) for the first time a couple months back
>what if the grim reaper was an autistic guy lmao
it's a fine idea for a sappy drama, but holy fuck it has no business being 3 hours long. at least the scenes with Brad Pitt doing a Jamaican accent are kinda funny though

>>212923135
Sone scenes drag, especially early on, but it's nice to see a movie where they let scenes play out naturally instead of racing to the end.

>>212922415
its true, a small latinxa at the gas station told me she liked my tattoos