>Monsters, Inc is a metaphor for how Hollywood is powerd by the abuse of children
Thoughts?

>>212919862 (OP)
I wish they made an actual sequel to this

Waternoose vs Shelob, who wins?

If it's a metaphor for anything it's a metaphor for non-renewable vs renewable energy and corruptive tactics used by non renewable energy companies to remain the dominant player in the business

>>212919862 (OP)
that's not even a conspiracy theory anymore, us "schizos" are owed an apology

>>212920093
nice try

Mike Wazowski, need I say more?

>>212919883
Where would it go?

>>212920748
Boo all grown up coming to terms with those weren't just my imagination. Pretty straight forward or you could have Boo's infant daughter....Lets call her Poo ;)

>>212920748
They find out that feeling you get when a middle-aged man realizes they didn't accomplish what they dreamed of as a child and never will is 100x more efficient than a lifetime of laughter. The plot follows Sulley who slowly realizes this to be a microcosm of his own life. Three and a half hours long, directed by a depressed east european director.

>>212920107
>(((Wazowski)))

>>212920748
Atlus shrugged inspired story about Sulley & Mike new laugh based company is facing one road block after another by Big Monster Goverment

>>212921273
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!

>>212919883
Monsters at work

>>212921094
This and have them farm the guy from soul after he comes back to life

>>212921273
>Turbo leftist Cal-Arts infested Pixar making a pro-Objectivist movie
Sure, Anon.

>>212921273
Unironic kino.
Make it regulatory hell where the hazmat suit feds act like this is somehow new and different from what Monsters Inc was already doing so everything has to be redone and they have to get new laws passed to allow them to store laugh, even
>>212921094
You're finally ready for Cannes, you filthy fucking animal.

>>212920093
Cope, Rabbi

ITT: scenes that deeply disturbed you as a child

>>212921629
where are his balls
why did he do that
why was that the only funny thing he had suddenly
why would he think a kid that young would even know why that was funny
why does the jewish midget character do weird crude sex-adjacent self-harm humor to get the little girl to laugh?
was the writer circumcised?
was the director circumcised?
was the lead animator circumcised?
was the voice actor circumcised?

>>212921565
>Change John Galt to a nigger.
>Make the evil socialists orange white guys.
>"Urm, actually it's about how white people exploit queer BIPOC women's accomplishments.
They'll never question it.

>>212921783
the pirate guy sort of already acted like one so it's not so far fetched

>>212921656
meds

>>212921783
The right won't believe in a black guy being that smart and resourceful. The left won't believe in the socialists being all white men. No one will ever accept Atlas Shrugged as a leftist story.

>>212921877
answer the questions coward

>>212922345
Nutshots in movies are a psyop

>>212919862 (OP)
man, pixar had such a great run up to, and including, Wall-E

>>212920748
Child orgasms

>>212920748
Sulley struggles with being second banana, so late at night he goes and tries to be funny to kids, he isn't funny and goes overboard being loud and scaring a kid trying to salvage his ego, this reveals the monster universe to humans, as such the energy crisis is worse than ever and no monsters can cross over, maybe bring back grown up Boo (with huge tits) for maximum fanservice

>>212925122
Eh that sounds like one of stories that goes bigger because is a sequel and they feel the need to go bigger.

>>212925183
Either which way a true sequel would have to reconcile that Sulley who was born to scare kids is forced to reconcile that his life's goal is a sham, and he's being handily one upped by the same goobers he mogged the fuck out of in college.
The way they completely desexed sulley to be a supportive "just happy to be here" guy in Monsters at Work is ridiculous even for children's media.

>>212925225
I guess the sequel could be about masculinity, like a military man who feels lost in the much more peaceful world of Star Trek.
Monsters who have been taught to instill fear who might have been using the work as an outlet for rage and now have to repress it, maybe go behind a desk.

I don't care. After so many years of looking at conspiracies and redpills I'm mentally and maybe even emotionally exhausted from it all, that is not to say it isn't true however, but it's too fucking grim. For many conspiracy theories are interesting and quirky but not for me

No it isn't.

>>212926794
It's more about gnostic cosmology than about hollywood.

>>212919883
Theres a whole show with a third incoming. Im actually enjoying it.

>>212919862 (OP)
Wasn't it about abuse of children in general?

>>212920093
>corruptive tactics used by non renewable energy companies to remain the dominant player in the business
Like, fossil-fuel companies, paying anti-atom protesters, and vic-versa?

>>212920748
I once heard/read about a planned sequel, where Sully and Mike would go to the human world to find Boo

It was made by Disney himself, and without the involvement of Pixar
I guess it's good they canned it

>>212919883
I'm just gonna say it. Monsters University is kino.

>>212928510
I moved it.

>>212920748
Monsters Inc. suffers a class action lawsuit by the human world for causing child trauma to millennials who are now in their 30s. The lawsuit is resolved when the millennials realize that their trauma is actually a byproduct of their boomer parents being assholes. It's yet another Disney/Pixar movie where the "villain" is generational conflict.

>>212928580
Where did you move it to?

>>212922345
see>>212921877

>>212928812
away

>>212928510
It fails on its central premise that a green deformed cyclops wouldn't be scary.

>>212928985
see
>>212922345

Even as a kid I didn't like how the monsters stopped scaring kids and became faggot clowns instead. Boo, you spic bitch.

>>212927485
At the end of the day, 99% of movies are about gnostic cosmology

>>212920748
the human government is well aware of what's going on and has sanctioned and profits from it
oh you mean in the movie? idk

>>212928510
It’s a 1 for 1 pastiche of 80s college comedies with all the edgy jokes removed, so if that’s your thing. However it was objectively retarded of them to go with a prequel to a movie which came to the conclusion that scaring is unnecessary cruel and inefficient. Forget all that noise, we goin’ to scare college, bro!

>>212920103
The Monsters at Work show's second season literally starts right off with Monsters Inc losing so much credibility in the eyes of the scare dominated energy industry that they are shoved into the back corner next to some kooks trying to pitch monsters on solar at a industry convention they once headlined.

>>212919862 (OP)
It's the jews

>>212921629
He always kept his cool, was chill, had a good sense of humor and pulled his weight even when his friend brought him into a complete mess. True MVP

>>212920107
>>212921109
clearly Polish

>bluepill
>it's talking about the elites

>redpill
>it's talking about the nature of this reality