>I don't give a shit what you believe, you fucking cripple. Go cry to your dead mother.
Was Admiral Motti the real villain of the saga?
Why was he so mad at christcucks?
>>212920500 (OP)He had a point. Being able to lightsaber some people or force choke some people doesn't matter in the galactic scale. Darth was a cheap party trick. The empire outgrew him. Could easily see him becoming the next emperor
>>212920500 (OP)Never would have happened had Palpatine implemented a proper workplace HR system
>>212920577Ok *other 3 destroyers blast him from orbit with their turbocannons*
or better yet
*blows up the planet with the death star*
jedi, like wizards, become useless in real war
>>212920500 (OP)What are the little cylinders in his pocket? Dry erase markers for the death board?
>>212920644https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Code_cylinder
>>212920556He was proven wrong by the Death Star getting blown up because the Force orchestrated it or smth.
You may start your landing
>>212920500 (OP)His name was Motti? Was he Italian and just busting balls the way all WOPs do at work? Vader may have overreacted a bit
now go home and get your fuckin podracer
>>212920826Now go home and get your podracer repair kit
>>212920826Nah nah nah he insulted him a little bit
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>I don't know whether you notice or not, but you only have the fucking star destroyer because I MADE THAT POSSIBLE. I'm what counts out here, not your FUCKING ANCIENT RELIGION
>>212920500 (OP)atheistchads > religicucks
>>212920500 (OP)Why did Vader feel the need to bring up the force out of nowhere? The empire spent like 20 years building this one of a kind marvel. It's finally finished, they're clearly quite proud and are ernestly discussing when to use it. And yet he decides it's best to lower morale and bring his faith into the discussion.
>>212920519Kek, actually exactly like a /pol/ thread where everyone is arguing about how it needs to happen for real this time, and some fucking election tourist starts sperging about muh deus vult and shiiiet and talking about how he loves his fellow heckin wholesome christian africanirinos
>>212920998Same with any kind of fanatic, they feel threatened when their whole belief is at risk of being attacked.
>>212921274https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast
>>212921316This is the exact reply I predicted heh
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>what?
>'they got the death star plans'
>..what?!
>'they got the whole schematic' :(
>I want those sonofabitch rebels dead! I want them dead! I don't care! What am I an inquisitor? Did I ask you about the Sith or the force, you ex-slave tincan of scar tissue and prosthetic anus? Did I ask you what you're tryna do?
>I want you to get these fucks where they base!
>I want you to find this nancy boy rebellion, I want 'em dead!
>I want all the Bothans dead! Not just Manny, Allofem too! Even The'wominanthee Chilld'ruun!
>I want their planets disintegrated down to the last atom!
>I want to go the remaining debris fields in the middle night and eject sanitation canisters full of piss on their ashes!
I don't drive pod racers no more.
>>212920500 (OP)Now go get your fuckin' podracer.
>>212920998He sensed their hubris and wished to curb it. A running theme in the film, and something that is (perhaps accidentally) setting Vader up for a turn to good, is that he repeatedly displays caution and humility where as the other Imperials are all overconfident and arrogant. Likely a hold-over from earlier versions of the script where Vader defected to the good guys in the film.
>>212923337He already starts the movie on the side of the good guys though
>>212923438Oh, I finally figured out what those cylindrical objects are :^)
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> You know, I think you got the wrong impression about me.
> I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do.
> For instance tomorrow morning I'II get up nice and early, take a shit, fuck some Twi'leks and see and, uh...i'll start inviting some turret gunners to my quarters
> I'II... even have magnificent orgies with Palpatinr sometimes, and there's nothing you or the force can do about it, jerkoff.
> And just about the time that I destroy the rebellion, hopefully, you'll be getting out of your cybernetic feminization surgery
> And guess what? I'lI shit all over your religion again, ya queer fuck. 'Cause I'm a fucking imperial admiral. I don't give a fuck about the force. That's gay business. That's what gays do.
>And we know what you do, don't we, 'Ani'? You fuck up the sex toilets with your sparkplug shits then troon out to a hologram of the emperor, dontcha?!
>>212920593>jedi, like wizards, become useless in real warkek what the fuck are you talking about?
>>212923573He's talking about wizards who can just do local damage, like fireballs and shit, similar to jedi
Jedi are really good at fighting, but having 3000 really good fighters doesn't matter if your battlefield is the entire WW2 eastern front
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>>212920593explain the wizarding wars from harry potter then you completely jackassed faggot
Sauron destroyed entire armies singlehandedly. Basically an OP battlemage.
Force battle meditation could possibly make something like the gungan army for example, completely solo the CIS at its peak strength
>ie you're retarded and read more than the scholastic star wars shit before you post next time
>>212923700>Force battle meditationNon-canon shit, also corrupted Sith Bastila is hotter
>>212923730>hey look at me!>I'm posting sequel disney faggotism on 4chan>give me attention!kys dont even know why I responded
>>212923730yoda uses it canonically during the wookiee invasion tho
sorry m8
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>>212923730>>212923831its heavily implied now but never actually confirmed he did it on kashyyyk, canonically, supposedly
but yes its canon
>>212920500 (OP)I liked how they had lozenges just in case Vader choked them
death shart jobbed to a single force user so darth was right
You're Motti and Vader just choked you for mouthing off. What do you say to have the last word and win the argument?
>>212920998Because he was right. The death star was blown up by 1 (one) inexperienced force user. He was just pointing out a legitimate threat that the admirals were unable to see. They were pretending that the death star being operational was he end of the rebellion when it was just beginning so Vader pointed out that there's a (literal) greater power still in the universe.
Choose your (TIE)fighter!
>>212925185TIE Duelist is pretty neat
>>212925185You think the other pilots make fun of the TIE Ball pilots?
>>212926996It looks dumb. But then I remember these exist.