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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:29:56 PM No.212921021
Devil-Star-Wars
Devil-Star-Wars
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Why was the Devil in Star Wars?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:33:05 PM No.212921076
Same reason the werewolf was: they used a lot of modified Halloween masks.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:33:41 PM No.212921085
>>212921021 (OP)
you fucking racist, they just look like that!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:35:13 PM No.212921111
>>212921021 (OP)
is that Darth Maul?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:36:30 PM No.212921131
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1402310427434
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>Kardue'sai'Malloc
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:38:09 PM No.212921161
>>212921021 (OP)
That's not the Devil, that's a Devaronian.

Hailing from the planet Devaron, the Devaronians were a species of sentient humanoids, characterized by two legs, a torso, a single head, two arms with hands, fingers, and an opposable thumb.[1] The Devaronian head featured a nose, a mouth filled with pointed teeth, and two forward-facing eyes,[8] which notably came in shades of black,[10] blue,[11] brown,[12] dark brown,[6] green,[4] pink,[5] red,[8] and yellow.[9] Both sides of the face were flanked by two pointed ears that stuck out slightly.[8]

The species had two sexes, male and female, which were primarily dimorphic. Many males had short horns growing from the top of their heads, while most females were mostly hornless[8] with small vestigial bumps on their foreheads[2] along with a full head of hair.[9]. However, some females, such as the crime lord Isa Durand,[15] and others[16] possessed full sets of horns as well.[15] Some female Devaronians possessed a thin coat of gray fur on their body.[17] Male Devaronians were typically baldโ€” however, some of them grew sideburns[1] as well as beards.[3]

Devaronians had black blood, and were silver-based due to the unique blood filtration and cleansing system of the species. Processed through two livers, their bodies were constantly cleansed of toxins and carcinogens which allowed them to be highly resistant to poison and consume foods toxic to other species. To this end, sulfur was used as a stimulant on Devaron to enhance speed and strength, because inhaling it caused the substance to enter the bloodstream rapidly. Their livers struggled to eliminate sulfur from their system, meaning that long-term use could be dangerous.[2] Their skin was also immune to fire and extremely high temperatures.[11][18]
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:39:17 PM No.212921177
>>212921021 (OP)
this nigger was the reason my religious parents forbid me from watching this movie as a kid, hope the actor's dead
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:40:35 PM No.212921191
>>212921021 (OP)
because angels are in star wars
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:41:23 PM No.212921203
>>212921021 (OP)
IS THAT NOSE INTENTIONAL
FUCK LUCAS
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:42:02 PM No.212921212
>>212921177
Your parents were only trying to save you from a lifetime of disappointment.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:42:09 PM No.212921215
>>212921021 (OP)
Because a galaxy far, far away is actually hell.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:42:34 PM No.212921219
>>212921215
KEK
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:11:08 PM No.212921688
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91SZx9+1Y6L._UF1000,1000_QL80_
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The story with Boba Fett capturing him was kino.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:15:11 PM No.212921766
>>212921021 (OP)
Read Childhoods end.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:27:12 PM No.212922014
>>212921688
Why is Johny Cash dressed as Dengar?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:32:31 PM No.212922108
>>212921203
Were the sequels (((their))) revenge against Lucas? Makes sense now.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:33:34 PM No.212922131
>>212921021 (OP)
The Devil is a woman.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:41:28 PM No.212922268
>>212922131
hot
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:04:55 PM No.212922708
horny
horny
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You'd think being in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy, he'd be more horny.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:07:49 PM No.212922751
Live_Studio_Ostrich
Live_Studio_Ostrich
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>>212921215
Ha-haa!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:08:33 PM No.212922761
>>212921021 (OP)
Was he cringe or based?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:29:34 PM No.212923189
>>212921177
Based parents
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:30:34 PM No.212923210
>>212921076
And it was soulful
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:31:44 PM No.212923234
>>212921021 (OP)
Because Americans don't understand subtlety.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:31:46 PM No.212923236
>>212921215
kek, it's kino!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:33:00 PM No.212923267
>>212923234
Let's not start a list of things Americans don't understand.