>>212921553 If one makes movies the other become fat and disinterested, if both are fat and disinterested the show happens
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:05:13 PM No.212921588
>>212921421 (OP) Neither of them are very deep thinkers. Frankly I can't imagine them being able to even write a compelling script, let alone make a movie based on it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:07:14 PM No.212921615
Jay would make almost entirely derivative horror movies but he's too passive and STILL cedes the conversation to Mike even after all these years. C'mon Jay, be a dick already.
>>212921439 >the one who likes good movies Jay has terrible taste in movies; I've watched so many shitty indie horror movies over the years because of him
>>212921615 It'd be impossible for Jay to not make a rip-off of a Lynch or Romero movie.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:18:13 PM No.212921825
>>212921421 (OP) i can see jay as someone that makes weird disturbing indie horror kinda movies
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:18:43 PM No.212921836
>>212921421 (OP) Better filmmaker in what sense? Mike's films would be lazy, but probably way more entertaining than anything Jay could do. Because Mike is funny and generally unpretentious. >>212921439 Mike has better taste in movies. Jay is an A24 baby.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:19:49 PM No.212921855
I like how "likes good movies" = "would be a good filmmaker" for some people here
>>212921421 (OP) None of them. They are both irony poisoned talentless genX fucktards who can only mock others while they are fundamentally incapable of creating anything on their own. Space Cop is the peak of their ""talent"".
>>212921878 That's what I'm saying basically. Filmmaking is a collaborative effort and a combination of skillsets. That said, I think their movie Feeding Frenzy is entertaining.
No one They are bunch of lousy hack frauds and sell outs Their peak was shitting on other people's movies while shilling for Disney and Marvel on jewtube which is now considered a moveton
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:23:32 PM No.212921930
is this the waiting room thread for the new upload?
>>212921421 (OP) Jay obviously. Mike was pretty much the brains behind Space Cop and it's painfully obvious that he knows nothing about filmmaking. At least Jay would make a sincere effort and not make something ironic. Mike has been holding Jay back for years. At least the story about Jay moving to LA with his partner to create a short-film could be a stepping stone for him.
>>212921866 There were some small preview screenings and from the segments I've seen it looks kino. It's funny that Stuckmann will now go on to achieve more than RLM ever could.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:31:07 PM No.212922083
>>212921930 They haven't posted a new video in like 3 weeks
Will they pretend Shelby Oaks doesn't exist this fall? It's being released by one of Jay's favorite distributors.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:33:14 PM No.212922123
>>212921421 (OP) I think in the "making of" featurette for one of their movies, either Space Cop or Feeding Frenzy, Jay said he can't write dialogue for shit. He would need a competent screenwriter to fill out the script for him based on his story outline if he were to make a movie without Mike.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:34:59 PM No.212922158
>>212922063 Mike is clearly the one who is making zero effort. Jay said as much so on the RLM discord as everyone keeps making recommendations for the next Re:View, and each time Jay passively says Mike wouldn't be interested in reviewing older movies.
>>212922477 nobody will see this, make a IT'S UP thread
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:54:52 PM No.212922513
They're both genuine hacks.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:56:56 PM No.212922563
>>212921421 (OP) Probably Jay, he seems like he has at least some motivation left. Mike has been phoning it in for years. It's sad to go back and watch older Half in the Bag episodes where they would do some stupid skit beforehand, nowadays they just go straight to the into.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:57:03 PM No.212922565
>>212922497 Jay and his mods ban you immediately for even mentioning it on the RLM discord.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:57:19 PM No.212922568
>>212922158 Because RLM is about quality of movies now, putting the spotlight on what they deem are worthwhile releases. I never watched RLM for this shit. I never needed their crappy taste. What I watched RLM for was the jokes and the good times. Their movie commentary has always been secondary. It's Jay that takes his position as an "influencer" seriously, which is why RLM sucks now and Mike is barely sentient.
>>212922497 You guys really don't get how Space Cop is much worse for not being made to be ironically bad. Like you don't get it at all that you're giving them an out.
>>212921421 (OP) They do make movies. YouTube videos are a big production! Someone has to write stuff about the prequels being bad, and someone else has to film it, edit it, etcโฆ Remember how George Lucas disappointed us with prequels?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:12:03 PM No.212922815
>>212921907 Exactly. These people donโt create art. They are black holes.