another great actor lost to capeshit

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

>>212925444 (OP)
Didn't Dicaprio tell Chalamet to avoid capeshit if he wants to make kino?

When I was a kid my dad said this show looked gay and banned it from the house.

>>212925444 (OP)
>>212925472
>>212925493
He is only producing though, lots of actors produce movies that they don't star in, at max a cameo

Dicaprio seems like an obnoxious holier than thou faggot, don't need to be preached to by a guy who rides a private jet and goes to diddy parties

Is Linka going to be Ukrainian and ruin the show?

>>212925558
>obnoxious holier than thou faggot
He's one of us. Do your research.

>>212925558
>Trump seems like an obnoxious holier than thou faggot, don't need to be preached to by a guy who rides a private jet and goes to diddy parties
FTFY

>>212925513
what did your dad think of Recess?

>>212925640
Never came up. He banned Rugrats though. I think he just instinctually knows when something is Jewish. He's never said as much, but looking back, everything he banned was extremely Jewish.

>>212925685
That sounds depressing.

>>212925774
Your parents didn't restrict your media consumption? Odd choice on their part. A lot of parents will try and guide their children through the world.

>>212925834
I'm not a sheltered faggot who gets offended by everything.

>>212925444 (OP)
>dont have kids because their stinky poopoo pollutes the planet

>>212925444 (OP)
This is going to be a giant pile of shit

>>212925860
Who's offended? Why willingly subject your children to garbage media?

>Stop releasing carbon

>>212925685
What did he think of Mel Brooks movies?

>>212925966
We watched History of the World Together, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, etc. He's not a trve cvlt counter-semite like me.

>>212925963
He's not wrong.

>>212925513
Fucking based

Millennial here.

I think I was 6 when Captain Planet premiered so I was in their prime demographic. Captain Planet was always faggy children's propaganda and we could tell even as kids. I didn't know a single kid who genuinely liked or believed in it. If we talked about it, it was only to mock it. I even consider myself an environmentalist, but Captain Planet was always heavy-handed and fake in its delivery. I can't imagine anyone caring about a reboot. With both animation and DiCaprio involved this is going to insanely expensive and watched by no one.

>>212926358
My guess is something retarded like the Earth manifests an evil Captain Planet or villain of some kind due to decades of man made pollution and Captain Planet has to stop it but we are constantly being told how we created this problem

>>212925634
Rent free

captain planet says importing 10 million pakistanis and somalians is good for the environment

>>212926008
Mel Brooks is aggressively jewish in all his movies.

>>212926795
He didn't ban jewishness. He banned things he didn't want his children ingesting. I'm sure its just a coincidence a lot of those things ended up being jewish.

>>212926647
What does he think about killing people who write like niggers, Jamal?

>>212925472
You didn't see the Care Bears movie announcement, did you?

>>212925444 (OP)
wow! I'm so stoked for another round of white people evil brought to me from jewflix!

>>212925860
as gay and niggery as those puffed up trucks are, this one is pretty keyed if i do say so myself

>>212925444 (OP)
That show was part of the woke movement of the time. A lot of big celebrities were involved.
I guess all that it's missing is a strong black woman, gay sex and references to Trump and Israel.

>>212926119
*Toots in his general direction*
Sorry Leo

>>212928346
Has "unsolicited opinions on Israel!?" circled around to be a chud fragility thing?

>>212925444 (OP)
/tv/ literally doesn't know what being an executive producer means

DiCaprio is not going to be in the fucking show, you dunce

>>212925444 (OP)
As a kid I thought the rings were radical.
Do kids say radical these days?

>>212925963
How do these boats not just run on hydro electric power? Better yet why the fuck doesn't 99% of everything run on that.

>>212925444 (OP)
ffs what's next? bikers mice from mars? how motherfucking pathetic can these faggots be to keep fucking using shit from the 80s? I didn't like to 30 to keep seeing the same shit over and over again

>>212925444 (OP)
The ginger will be replaced by a black man, and the opening scene will be him railing the blonde girl.

>>212925493
I believe he was talking about slop

>>212928562
Only radical bros says it

>>212925444 (OP)
They won't get realistic and show human overpopulation accelerating finite resource usage, consuming more land for human habitation, and displacing all other life to accelerate modern-day animal extinction. Instead they'll go with white men who pollute.

>>212925444 (OP)
the only thing that's killed this earth is the Jews.

>>212925444 (OP)
Ah, the original western propaganda cartoon

>>212928632
90s*

>>212925569
Oh you know it's happening. And the chinese girl will be taiwanese.

>>212925685
Why does Rugrats look so gross? I know Ed, Edd n Eddy is technically grosser but i always found Rugrats more uncanny for some eason

>>212926008
>trve cvlt counter-semite

Kek, you are hilarious, even though I am not a counter-semite.

>>212928694
>human overpopulation

Part of the same agenda. You may not recognise it, since you are allergic to reading and thinking beyond a three-part cause-and effect chain, but the greenhouse effect/climate change-overpopulation-meat eating propaganda are all tools of white/western supremacy.

>>212926358
Even as a child who watched pretty much anything, I found Captain Planet to be not terrible but really preachy, I imagine I'd find it borderline unwatchable now, with the only things worth watching being the celebs they got to voice the villains and the batshit insane things that would happen, like the AIDS episode where they somehow got Elizabeth Taylor to voice the mother of a kid with aids. Hollywood's been talking about doing a Captain Planet movie for years, at least since the mid 90's with celebs like DiCaprio and Don Cheadle involved, but not because the show was good, it's obviously only because its a perfect vehicle for climate change propaganda.

It really makes me wonder if they're even aware of what a lousy reputation Captain Planet has, to the point that Cartoon Network even made bumpers mocking what a lame excuse for a hero he was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDdCVWxF5Zg

Hell, I read that Captain Planet was apparently so unpopular that the final season only aired in Australia and didn't air over here until the late 2000's during reruns on boomerang. I mean, for fuck's sake the show was so unpopular that Shout Factory only released the first season (or half of it) on dvd and didn't release the rest because there was absolutely no demand for it.

>>212928729
for the 4th world war*

>>212927187
No. No I didn't.

Fuck.