>Texas-based Flix Brewhouse and Cinépolis Luxury Cinemas have found success rolling out food serving robots. Given the price of labor in the United States, the robots pay for themselves within 30-60 days.

https://celluloidjunkie.com/2023/04/11/how-automation-is-saving-cinemas-money/

You know what this means don't you?

>>212926378 (OP)
Do Americans really have full course meals in the cinema? Grim.

>>212926378 (OP)
>the robots pay for themselves within 30-60 days.
does that factor in repair costs after "local youths" demolish them

It doesn't even spin the popcorn around while filling the bucket. Give me back that fat kid.

Remember to tip your robot

>>212926414

it's controlled by some indian btw

>>212926378 (OP)
THEY'RE TAKING OUR JERBS!

>>212926451
>does that factor in repair costs after "local youths" demolish them
This is why these robots should be given guns to be honest.

>>212926378 (OP)
it means stinky jeets all have to go back to india

>>212926378 (OP)
There is zero reason for that to be a separate humanoid robot.

>>212926478
A question to the Cyberethicists, if you have sex if a robot piloted by an Indian woman, is it race-mixing?

>>212926564
Incredibly based

>>212926378 (OP)
if someone covers the robots hand in feces no one would even know and the entire theater would be eating literal shit.

>mfw coming home after another lovely day of serving popcorn and making humans happy

>>212926616
You won't get away with it. The robots will stop you.

>>212926616
>The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic food preparation. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. It begins smearing shit on food in thousands of cinema chains.

>>212926748
top kek

>>212927063
soon

>>212926378 (OP)
Highly doubtful claim a 100k robot pays for itself in 60 days. Can it multitask? Can it twirl?

>>212927517
It can do all that while mining crypto and posting favorable reviews for paying businesses.

>>212926378 (OP)
is there anything less deserving of technology than backwards ass Texans? Id rather have westernpunk than cyberpunk

>>212926378 (OP)
The AI robo Revolution will probably go forward the same way the internet did. First it was the military, then it was porn. This is nothing more than a tech demo like the fucking power glove

>>212926378 (OP)
This thing seems incredibly stupid. At the theatre I go to, when you order popcorn the give you a bucket and you dispense popcorn from a large popcorn maker. Why do you need a humanoid robot when you can just deliver it from a hopper at the press of a button? This would be like replacing a soda fountain machine with an android who operates it for you. Stupid.

>>212927633
>This would be like replacing a soda fountain machine with an android who operates it for you
I need this

Soon ED109 will be enforcing the no singles policy.

BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH FATTY SPINNING THE POPCORN BOX ON HIS FINGER, CAN THE BOT DO THAT?

>>212927681
If they assign me a robogirlfriend to watch with, there'd be no need for that

>>212927681

>>212926378 (OP)
pajeets are remotely operating the robots

>>212927633
>>212927660
>You want some more?

>>212926468
how did you get this picture of me (top left)

>>212926468
Imagine the smell.

>>212926616
Totally reasonable point. With a human they won’t do it because nobody wants shit on their hand and nobody wants to go to prison… but when someone just has to smear the hand for a moment? Suddenly it’s an exciting crime that works perfectly.

And with human beings both sides have to be considered on a legal basis… but with a robot you’re begging to have your company sued.

>>212926564
hero of a working class

>>212927757
>AI : Actually Indian
That reminds me, wasn't there some grocery store chain that boasted of "AI checkouts" when in reality it was a bunch of jeets in jeetland being paid pennies an hour to work it out?

>>212926468
Meals in the theater doesn't surprise me. Alcohol does, given the Burger's weird uptight relationship with it

>>212927974
life was better when cameras were that big

>>212926564
>into the rape van

>>212927617
By your timeline we're already at stage two.

>>212927974
>wasn't there some grocery store chain that boasted of "AI checkouts" when in reality it was a bunch of jeets
yes it was the Amazon one, I went there to check it out and there were thousands of cameras in the ceiling and was like wow tech bros are awesome... then i learned later it was all a lie lol. Now I know they are lying about AGI and the reality will be we lose out jobs to automation while they lock us inside an AI dictatorship

>>212926451
Cheaper to make repairs on a machine than to pay out health or life insurance for an employee that gets stabbed or shot by a nigger.

>>212926378 (OP)
They're not using those bots and you know it.

ps I'm leaving Ad Nauseam open on your page. Fuck you.

>>212926478
Imagine an Indian in VR remote controlling an "AI" bipedal robot. LOL better than dealing with them IRL IG

>>212928441
>STEP 1 : CGV APP
>STEP 2 : moon speak
>STEP 3 : moon speak
Why do they do this?

>>212926564
>throw serving platter at the back of his knee
>running jump kick to finish the job
>as he goes down use the momentum of the kick to twist his neck
>unzip my pants and piss on the corpse then light it on fire and kick it out the door

>>212927617
it's a marketing gimmick like half the shit that gets posted on this site

>>212927732
>Provide proof you are accompanied by a second person. You have 10 seconds to comply.

>>212929099
I recognize that bot.

>>212929099
robocop wasn't supposed to be a documentary

>>212929206
And yet, here we are.

>>212926378 (OP)

>>212926378 (OP)
>the robots pay for themselves within 30-60 days.
no american teenager serving popcorn is paid enough to offset the cost of a humanoid robot in two months

amazing use of a webm with no relation to the article. the automation the article is talking about is factory style

nice try eloon

>>212926587
no. no biological contact has been made.

>>212926564
you don't understand, he's hungry!

>Fuck, these robots are really expensive, we'll save so much money, but in the interim we'll need to increase prices to cover the front end cost of these robots!

>>212926616
are you seriously suggesting no one would notice the hand was smeared in shit? that nobody would get hesitant when they whiff that stench? are you retarded?

>>212928014
That's not true at all even the big theater chains serve beer and have bars now

>>212927063
obvious ai slop

>>212926378 (OP)
>the robots pay for themselves within 30-60 days.
I assume this newfound money saving will result in lowered ticket prices

>>212930403
how large do you think 50g of shit would be?

I got something for you!

>>212926378 (OP)
that claim that the robots pay for themselves in 1-2 months seems ridiculous to me. Maybe 10 months would be believable, but these things are expensive to buy and would have to replace multiple employees. How many employees are replaced by something that can just serve one person popcorn?

>>212930817
It's just waiterbots ferrying food from the kitcken to the auditorium, ta quick google search reveals these things cost about 10k so 1-2 months of a wagie's salary + charges seems reasonable

>>212926414
>A pint sized box of popcorn (120 calories) is a full course meal for third worlders

>>212931439
They serve cookies made from mud in Haiti, my guy.

>>212926378 (OP)
>You know what this means don't you?
I no longer have to worry about some greasy teenagers contaminating my crab legs?

>>212931299
lets assume wagie is getting paid $15 an hour and works 40 hours a week. That's $2400 in 4 weeks. Is the wagie's sole responsibility to carry food to customers, or do they do other things like take tickets, prep the food, work the register, clean the theaters and bathrooms, etc? Can this one machine do this job efficiently enough to replace at least 2 full time workers, who apparently just carry food on trays to people in seats? Then what are the maintenance costs of this machine?

>>212932011
https://www.nytimes.com/1984/02/13/us/southern-practice-of-eating-dirt-shows-signs-of-waning.html?unlocked_article_code=1.X08.p4Ng.Pdx-Os16qokM&smid=url-share

Americans eat dirt cookies too, my guy.

>>212929319
yeah I said it. I was talking with a friend. Its just a word, Robert.
Lighten up!

>>212926468
I really hate this bullshit. The chairs are meant to be comfortable but they just overheat your body, and then how the fuck are you supposed to eat all those tacos laying back.

The iteration of movies that was partial stadium seating with the plush tall backed chairs was the best.

>>212926564
I bet he gets home and realizes it doesn't automatically bring him pizza and then gets pissed and throws it in the trash.

>>212929206
yes it was. same way 1984 was.

>>212926460
He died of heart disease two days ago broski >:’(

>>212930403
third worlders are so accustomed to the smell of shit they can't detect it unless its about a kg right in front of their face with no curry seasoning.

>>212926564
AIEEE HELP ME HUMAN

>>212926564
>The employees getting mad that someone is trying to steal their replacement

>>212933026
It's joggers eating dirt in the south, my guy. The NY times article even shows one lmao

>>212928441
I'm having trouble sexualizing this robot.

>>212926378 (OP)
>Given the price of labor in the United States
5 dollars an hour?

>>212926564
holy based. reminds me of the la rioters calling waymo cars just to destroy them kek

>>212926378 (OP)
This is a marketing carnival, they could easily load the popcorn with conveyors and whatnot. What a bunch of fucking nothing.`

>>212926468
>no whites in this image

>>212933399
>how the fuck are you supposed to eat all those tacos laying back.
are you fucking retarded? the chairs can be adjusted.

First popcorn. Then a rifle. Use your heads.

>>212933983
yeah but when you consider all the free butter they're huffing underneath their manager's nose, it's closer to $50/hour

Will the robots tolerate this, or will it be a return to the 'firm hand' of old?

>>212935174
since robots arent human, people will act much worse than they ever did before.

>Eat recycled food. It's Good for the environment, and OKAY for you.

no.

>>212937057