FUUUUUUCK

kek do fags really bust crust?

>>212926687 (OP)
I still can't fathom why these actors would sign up to be in this episode. It's not like they were broke and out of options.

>>212926766
It's ART. This legitimizes them as REAL actors who play ARTISTIC roles.

>>212926736
Yes. They also have a practice called "anal licking", where they lick the other person's anus like ice cream. Even poopoo comes out, and they eat the poopoo.

>>212927536
Why would you say this with children in the room

>>212926687 (OP)
lmao thats so fucking repulsive

>>212927574
Love is love, chud

>>212926703
lol

>>212926766
>why
Money, a lot of money.

>>212929164
Might as well do gay for pay porn then. At least that won't be seen by as many people, so it's less shameful.

>>212926766
All actors are gay.

>>212927574
Femboys are cute. I don't know Hollywood is determined to give us disgusting hairy faggots. It's like a humiliation ritual for the audience.

>>212926766
I get fucked in the butt for FREE, if I could get paid for it; I would be a very happy man.

>>212929232
not gay but that's hot

>>212929232
>>212929315
kill yourselves

>>212929215
Spielberg praised this episode, he even wrote a letter.

>>212929413
Oh I'll bet Spiel(((berg))) praised it

>>212929315
Cute people are hot. It's really that simple. No one wants to see gross gay dudes.

>>212929443
no one wants to see faggots, period

>>212929215
The last of us was a masterpiece, the first season.

>>212929608
Stop jerking off to lesbian porn. Either all faggotry is fine, or none of it.

>>212926687 (OP)
Now that's what I CALL a gorilla nest!

>>212929992
id prefer if porn and gays didn't exist at all

>>212926687 (OP)
Anal sex causes fecal incontinence

>>212930450
Straightoids will call anal sex gross and in the same breath fantasize about fucking a girl in the ass

>>212930494
>fantasize
Holy fuck. Imagine being gay and STILL being an incel!

>>212930494
nope. i have literally zero desire to fuck a chick in the ass. thats disgusting

>>212926687 (OP)
>muffled sound of velcro slapping, then ripping away, over, and over, and over
>SLAAP
>RIIIIIIIIiiiippppp
>SLAP
>RIiiiiiiIIiiippppp
all that body hair, intermingling. man, thats hot.

>>212927536
thank you pasta.

>>212930494
what about the section of us who just like jerking off to gay porn and video and stuff but feel like its too icky to actually...do any of it?

like yeah real buttsex probably sucks. but the porn stars clean themselves up and do all sorts of tricks to make it not look so bad. that stuffs pretty good.

>>212930860
>what about the section of us who just like jerking off to gay porn and video and stuff but feel like its too icky to actually...do any of it?
That's me. But honestly, I don't think sucking dick is that gross.

>>212930930
well, have you sucked one?

>>212926687 (OP)
I ain't 'fraid of no crust

>>212931000
No. I'd have to meet a twink who just overrides with my brain chemistry with how hot he is for me to do that. Otherwise, I'm mostly into girls.

>>212927536
DEY EAT DA POOPOO?!

Insmell the mangina

>>212931096
fair enough. i guess sucking dick isnt as gross as buttfucking. id potentially consider it as well, but unless some perfect twink just falls into my lap, same deal. so far ive only interacted with females when it comes to intimacy, and id probably have no idea what to do if a cute guy even did suddenly start hounding me for the dick, or whatever.
oh well. just another little secret that stays behind closed doors and darkened computer screens i guess. only my fellow anons will ever know my endless degeneracy.
it really makes me wonder how many people we just come across and interact with that is just ripping it to gay shit but act totally straight in public and we just dont know it.

you look at the stats and LOTS of people are watching LOTS of gay porn. waaay more then youd expect based on the statistics. its absurd, like, every single gay person in america must be watching 5 videos at the same time non-stop 24 hours to account for it, but thats obviously not whats happening.

im thinkin a shitload of you straight guys out there arnt answering the questions on the anonymous survey truthfully.

>>212931482
i REALLY need to just max out the reply window box so i dont format shit so retarded. i keep going back, making edits, without looking at the entire post and and up doing crap

where shits split or made into paragraphs when its totally unnecessary.

really gotta work on that, makes me look esl

>>212926687 (OP)
there was so many crustposting threads but i never opened webm, its so disgustiing

>>212927536
THEY EAT THE POO POO BABIES

>>212926687 (OP)
From bust we came, in crust we retrun

>>212926687 (OP)
I try to find this scene on YouTube but there's no results for 'tlou2 crust busting'

>>212926687 (OP)
Wtf why does it last so long? I thought it was like a 2 second scene but it just goes on and on and on lol

>>212932358
pure kino and cinema history has to be savored. it should have premiered on the big screen for maximum KINO

>>212929232
they look like kids

>>212930494
The only men that want to fuck a girl in the ass are repressed faggots. They want to fuck a girl the way that they'd fuck a man. GAY.

>>212926736
they have giant fag orgies for deliberately spreading AIDS. known as "bug chasing" with the uninfected called "negholes" (negative holes)

crust busting barely even registers to them

mmmmm babe love the way you're extra crusty today

dunno why but that gay comic that was two fat guys talking about gay rights or something before going to bed to fuck, and the other one says something like "I'd say you got about 45 minutes before this cheese burrito-", something something, implying something like better be quick before I shit cheese burrito on your dick. like the comic was pro-gay, but just dropped that line in there all stealthily and I still wonder to this day if it was actually anti-gay and the author slipped that in to fuck with the readers. because lmao that was the second most gross gay image that's been plopped into my brain. christ lol, every time I see cheese burrito

>>212926687 (OP)
Fat gay man
Sleeping in yo bed
Who ya gonna call
CRUSTBUSTERS

>>212932579
what about blowjobs. when a guy sucks his gf's dick, does that make him suddenly a fag? get real, dude

>>212933490
Please sauce, I've been looking for it for ages

Mmmmmm yeah fuck my farts Ron Swanson

>>212932358
lol really? usually pol freaks out about 243 milliseconds of implied gayness in a blurry background shot, like the "buzz lightyear" controversy that was hilarious minute.

>>212929232
Hollywood is run by jews and jews hate beauty. That's why they go so out of their way to promote everything grotesque and ugly.

>>212933550
nah, I'm not looking that one up. worst one was the other one discussing fucking the day after and the bottom saying he's still lubed inside, didn't shit the cum out last night. even the top goes "that's pretty fucking gross". they bang anyways.

>>212933596
Didn't used to be that way, Hollywood once set beauty standards

>>212926687 (OP)

What if shit gets in the urethra? Surely that's bound to lead to an infection? Where will they get antibiotics from?

>>212933658
That was back when they still had to try to pander to normal people. Unfortunately things have gotten much worse since then.

>>212926687 (OP)

b-b-but... bustin' makes me feel good!

Post the pasta about the shit baby

>>212929232
Where’s this video from?? Need to know please

>>212930494
It's different.

>>212930494
Anal sex wasn't remotely common until fag culture gained prominence. It's sick and its practitioners need help, gay or straight

>>212931734
me on the right

>>212932358
You are watching an award winning episode. Pay attention and you might learn something.

>>212932358
Was the scene that long in the game or did they make it longer in the live action?

>>212929215
>Might as well do gay for pay porn then.
You think laying on a guy with your shirt off is equivalent to getting fucked in the ass?

>>212934460
You think gay people are why straight men are attracted to women's assholes?

>>212926974
You joke but this is literally and unironically the mindset. I personally know someone from my childhood who is currently trying to be an actor and auditioning for everything, his first ever audition and role was to play a gay guy and he was scheduled to make out with a man 20 years older than him but the make out part didn’t happen, he just had to wear a crop top and pretend to be gay. He’s straight in real life and has dated nothing but bombshell women even back in highschool. There was never a hint of him being gay. When we pressed him on willingly to make out with a dude he said “I’d do it for the art, that’s not who I am, but the character requires it so I do it” these actors don’t have the same mindset as regular people. They are detached from their roles and almost become submissive servant slaves when they’re hired. It’s really strange. We all call him gay now tho and tease him about it.

>>212934698
>why would you act as an actor?

>>212934664
Yes.

>>212934698
>We all call him gay now tho and tease him about it.
As you should

>>212934664
He is right zoomer, tossing the salad was understood to be down low gay behavior.

>>212934782
That's pretty retarded. A woman's cute pink puckered asshole is a beautiful thing. My guess is you've never had a hot girl's ass in your face

XD

>>212926687 (OP)
Ohhhhh FUCK that's fucking crusty

Do gay people find this meme funny

You think Stephen Fry lets his twink husband bust his crust? Or do you think it's a strict top/bottom arrangement?

>>212934824
>actually its gay when a girl sits on your face
Incels are down so bad, theres no recovering from this level of coping delusion

>>212931734
Why did no one bust the third guys crust?

>>212934949
Learn more about the past retard

>>212934946
They might just frot and roll around in olive oil like the Greeks of old

>>212929232
>>212929315
>>212934164

>>212931482
>it's less gay to suck a dick than to fuck a woman in the ass
Your average right-winger, everyone

>>212935058
Right wingers will fuck other men in the ass (gay sex) and claim it's not gay.

>>212934589
The scene didn't exist in the game. The character references his "partner" who ran off and you later find out killed himself, and then afterwards you learn that he owned a gay porno and there's the implication that him and his partner were actually gay. It's like a brief gag almost.

>>212934913
Meme?

>>212934460
Ancient Sumerian princesses were fucked in the ass so they didnt get pregnant

>>212935147
Then why did they make a whole episose out of such a short scene?

>>212935175
Proof?
>captcha: PTASS

>>212926766
Probably because they thought it was a nice story. Why shouldn't actors take roles like this?

>>212934698
>They are detached from their roles and almost become submissive servant slaves when they’re hired. It’s really strange
All actors should be like this instead of having an attitude. They're literally props

>>212930424
Kek

>>212934164
bashful4200, onlyfans ex-couple

>>212936008
Thanks so much

What would it take for homosexuality to become illegal again?

>>212936221
lots of money

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN

this is the gayest thread on this board rn

>>212936477
It takes a straight men to discuss gay sex without feeling insecure. Therefore it's the straightest thread on /tv/.

>>212936477
Yes, but only because it has "straight" men who fuck women in the ass.

>>212936548
anal sex with women is gross but its not gay.
you're just being a coping faggot

HHNNNNGGG I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA CROOST AAAHHHHH I'M CROOSTING.