Share your embarrassing television/film-related moments.

I never laughed at a single World Peace skit, but I still recommended it to my brother just because I was excited that one of "our guys" made it. I'm not sure if he ever watched it but I still cringe thinking about it.

>ask cute girl from class if she wants to see a movie with me
>she says yes
>say "cool, pick me up at 8"
>give her a fist bump and run home
>she arrives shortly after 8
>her dad is driving
>no one says anything on the way to the theater
>as her dad is dropping us off, I hold out my hand, waiting for money
>he just stares at me
>cute girl looks like she's about to cry
>he hands me a 20
>politely inform him snacks don't grow on trees and keep my hands out
>he gives me another 10
>at the box office
>"one ticket for Drive, please and thank you"
>"did your dad not give you money for the movie?"
>she starts crying
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date

>>212926959 (OP)
I added my 2 cents and got called a faggot

In 5th grade I recommended a girl watch the Bionicle movie.

>>212927599
Goddamn I had that movie on tape when I was a kid.

i watched the first 10-30 minutes of the war of the planet of the apes without subs and thought you weren't supposed to be able to understand them if that counts

One time, when I was bored with my roommate while watching An American Werewolf In London and kinda drunk, my friend and I got the great idea to have me film him reenact the famous transformation scene. He got buck naked and I filmed grit his teeth and pretend like he was turning into a werewolf

We were gonna edit it together and make it look cool to show his gf, but while editing I realized how gay it was and that he was at half mast the whole time. I told him I accidentally deleted the videos and he kinda got upset but hasn't really brought it up since

I deleted the only copy in existence when I jerked off to it once cuz I felt shame like I never had before right afterwards. I think it was more jealousy of his big dick than anything

I watched Episode 4 and 6 of Star Wars a couple of times each before even watching episode 5 because I pirated them and couldn't find it (I was a kid)
The first LOST episodes I watched were beginning of season 2

>>212928139
wtf

>>212928483
This is a reference to a /tv/ meme. One from a few years back.

>>212928139
this makes my generic tfw got dumped at the kinoplex post seem pretty irrelevant

>>212926959 (OP)
I post on /tv/

>>212926959 (OP)
>posted a bunch of movies I didn't see as my favorite movies on my MySpace profile when I was 13
>friend mentions Alex DeLarge at school
>who's that?
>oh i thought you watched Clockwork Orange
i still haven't recovered

Gory films give me erections

>>212927833
this happened to me with the walking dead daryl spinoff. youtube clips had the french to english subs, but where i streamed it did not include sus for the french dialogue

there have been numerous times in my life where I've pretended to be a movie character

When I was like 13 I used to rewind movies to the part where a character died and I'd imagine myself dying and would get a boner. Did the same thing for vidya. I'd intentionally kill myself if the game had a well-done death animation. To this day I don't know why it aroused me but I eventually grew out of it.

>>212928738
Name: K J U

>on a date with girl
>she says she loves Tamers, it's her favorite thing to watch
>get excited and ask whether she prefers Sonic Underground or My Little Pony
>right as I finish my sentence I realize she was talking about Digimon Tamers and not Tamers12345

>>212928139

>>212927599
BBB (Based Beyond Belief)

>>212927833
I watched over a minute of the Johnny English Reborn trailer in Chinese without realizing it wasn't in English. There was an Asian monk speaking so I thought I wasn't supposed to be able to understand that. My brain also thought some of it was English but that the sound mixing was low so I didn't understand.

I watched 'Her' in the living room while my sister and her friends were using the family computer. They were all present when the cut to black sex scene happens and I froze up, feeling their eyes on the back of my head.

>family member/friend uses my plex server to watch a movie
>its not good quality because I have too many movies to check all of them

>>212931164
They think you're disgusting

>>212929576
Dodged a bullet, 90% of Tamers is wholly unremarkable and not worth a rewatch. It's just the contrarian pick that kids thought was edgy.

>>212931180
I am, so their assessment was correct.

>>212929576
I would marry any woman who watched Tamers. Even if she was a 0/10 burn victim. Unless she said she actually liked the MLP shit (bowling episode allowed).

My dad showed me the Birds when I was like 6, I got scared of the guy with his eyes pecked out so I pissed my pants.

>>212927599

I masturbated to My Dinner with Andre

>>212926959 (OP)
One of the last times I went to the theater with a friend I was going to my seat towards the middle of the row, people were already seated on both sides of it, there's not much space between the rows so I awkwardly walked sideways trying to reach it when I lost my balance and I ended up sitting down a girl's lap. I had to deal with her friends laughing at me until the movie started.