just started marathoning this movie and I already have problems
>gooner
>cums in two minutes watching
no shot, pro gooners can go at it for hours
>wears condoms
I just dont believe that this character wears condoms

still really like it so far

and I really like scar jo's accent

stacked cast

There's no way a gooner could date Scarjo right bros....?

>>212927122 (OP)
It pisses me off how much of an artfag JGL is given how fucking terrible his movies are

>>212927122 (OP)
I have a theory that films need to show characters using condoms in order to get through the ratings. I know it might sound schizo, but movies and tv make condoms look like a common thing among sex havers, when in reality I do not know a single sex haver who uses condoms. It's a psy-op, although I'm unsure as to what it's for. Most people know a woman won't get pregnant most of the month and most people just pull out anyhow. Precum is just dead sperm cells, and won't get anyone pregnant.
It's even more laughable when movies try to make you believe faggots are sexually responsible and use protection.

>>212927842
his last good movie was angels in the outfield and that's a FACT

one of the funniest movies I've seen

>she doesnt let him buy mop pads

Marriage Story (2019)

There was a super autistic super fat sweaty kid obsessed with sonic in my film studies class and he loved this movie. He chose it to do a big project and report on. I always associate the movie with him and have no interest in seeing it

>>212927295
best part of the movie

stoya

>>212928752
so what did he report? did he get a+?

>>212927122 (OP)

could this movie have been good if JGL didn't cast himself?

>>212928752
Definitely a porn addict who envisioned himself as JGL

>>212927122 (OP)
he also cleans his room too, unlike you

>>212927983
maybe you're right

The movie's a scam. It's not at all about actual porn addiction despite that being the entire gimmick, it's about how this chad uses porn to not confront his intimacy issues or some other womanly crap and at the end he gets with a hag because they're kindred spirits, somehow, and dumps Scarlett because she's a shallow whore and that's a happy ending. JGL didn't think this movie through enough, to be honest.

>>212930287
they dont get married at the end, the just have a connection

>>212930627
never said they did. but it felt too contrived as it is.

>>212930287
its mommy jewish issues

>>212928886
Back when she hid her five head.

>we can't keep her only controlling and selfish, that's just all women, make this jersey girl a huge higher society snob

>>212927122 (OP)
Watching a movie is now "marathoning" for you fucking muttoids?

this movie was great and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>212927122 (OP)
I've never watched this movie because I can't buy into the premise of a beta coded actor like JGL playing a womanizer. This has always looked like a terrible experiment in an acting against type.

Why is it that 90% of the movies Scarlett Johansson is in, are just

>Here's a dude who should objectively be alone and miserable.
>Oh wait here's this supermodel who has neither standards nor options apparently, and just decides to give him free sex.

That's literally just the drama archetype that everyone wants to cast her in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5br571VGSTI
>There's only a few things I really care about in life..
>MY BOARD
>MY BANE
>MY FRENS
>MY WAIFUS

>>212933815
>THAT'S LITERALLY LIKE LITERALLY THIS AND THAT
You talk and think like a woman. Embarrassing that you question male-appealing wish fulfillment fantasies which is the backbone of all fiction.

>>212933857
>Embarrassing that you question male-appealing wish fulfillment fantasies which is the backbone of all fiction.

If you need to watch a movie to self-insert as the dude who gets to fuck Scarlett Johansson, you're honestly a fucking cuck.

>>212933893
That's how fictional stories work, you woman-brain waste of life.

>>212928699

YOU'RE DON JONING ME!

>>212928699
YOU'RE GOONING ME

>>212932176
Who else is going to do it?

>>212933599
L post

>all guys jerk off every day
he was coping here