I'm new to this franchise, recommend me a film to watch. Also, it better have hot japanese women in it, God I want to fuck one so bad, HELP

>>212929185 (OP)
i only hear good things about the one that puff daddy did the soundtrack for

>>212929185 (OP)
Don't start with Shin or Minus One, that's my best advice to you

>>212929264
>bro just don't watch the best films of the franchise, that's my advice
Lmao

>>212929185 (OP)
Watch the original and then watch 1984

>>212929318
I didn't say "don't watch". I said "don't start with". Dumb ESL.

>>212929185 (OP)
godzilla 2000 for the comf best overall tone that isnt too goofy nor too srs

>>212929455
This

>>212929185 (OP)
Depends if you want pure schlock or something with more serious themes. Most of them have cute girls.

The most accessible film that leans more on the serious themes is Minus One. There's also the 1954 original and Shin Godzilla which are played even more straight. For classic silliness that's still quality I'd say Mothra vs Godzilla and Ghidorah the Three-Headed Monster, if you don't have a problem with 60s special effects. For extreme silliness, Godzilla vs Megalon is schlockino.

Most of the rest is somewhere in the middle, like the 80s and 90s Heisei era starts off exploring the cold war and genetic engineering but quickly gets into nonsense like time travelling robots.

>>212929402
Ok

>>212929264
Minus One is probably the best choice purely for the trad hot japanese wife

>>212929185 (OP)
>spoiler
Godzilla vs the Sea monster

>>212929185 (OP)
Gojira
Mothra vs. Godzilla
Godzilla 1985
Godzilla vs. Biollante

>>212929185 (OP)
how young do you like them?

ENTER

Watch the Heisei movies. They're all one big story, they're all entertaining, and most of them have Japanese pop star girls as co-leads.

>>212929455
checked and correct.

>>212930668
>the real monster was in my pants all along

>>212929185 (OP)
Here's a good mix of the good, the cheesy, and the average:
>Gojira/Godzilla King of the Monsters
>King Kong vs. Godzilla
>Mothra vs. Godzilla/Godzilla vs. the Thing
>Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
>Son of Godzilla
>Destroy All Monsters
>Godzilla vs. Hedorah/Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
>Godzilla vs. Gigan
>Godzilla vs. Megalon
>Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
>Terror of Mechagodzilla
>Return of Godzilla/Godzilla 1985
>Godzilla vs. Biollante
>Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
>Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
>Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
>Godzilla 2000
>Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
>Godzilla Final Wars
>Shin Godzilla
>Godzilla Minus One
>Godzilla (2014)
>Godzilla King of the Monsters (2019)
>Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

>>212929185 (OP)
Start at the top and work down.

>>212929185 (OP)
Based

>>212929185 (OP)
Original, Astro Monster, Heisei movies, Minus One.

>>212932285
True lad

>>212931214
All this has done is communicate to me that you have low IQ

>>212931214
>Godzilla Vs. Gigan and Godzilla 2000 in S Tier

I remember Miki in the Heisei movies being pretty cute.

Oh, and the girl in Shin was hot.

>>212930580
The """American""" from Shin has incredible DSLs though.

>>212930668
She is gorgeous, I'm so jealous that Nick Adams got to pretend make out with her.

I remember watching Final Wars back in the day, and seeing her in that, not making the connection of who she was, and thinking that she was even kind of pretty for her advanced age in that.

>>212929185 (OP)
1954 Gojira and then Minus One to start. It bookends the franchise, gives you the original intended tone for the character that's kind of been lost through decades of flanderization, and pop culture reference and parody, and shows how far it's come in 70 years, plus Minus One is a soft remake anyway.

From there, I'd do Shin (which you'll also appreciate even more if you're familiar with Evangelion).

From that point, I'd go back to '84, and then run through the Heisei (90s) series, since those are narratively connected, and maintain a fairly consistent tone.

After that, do the Millennium series ('99-'04). They're a bit more confusing than Heisei, because they're all narratively disconnected (aside from x Mechagodzilla and Tokyo SOS). They also dip a bit more into the campiness than everything else on this list. I'm trying to ease you into the campier stuff, if you can't tell.

Then, If you're still into it, I'd wrap up with the Showa series. It's fun to see what inspired the stuff that you've already seen by now, and the more crude suits and effects won't be such a turn-off. I feel like a lot of people saw Minus One, decided to start watching the movies from the very beginning, and then bailed.

'98 and Monsterverse are completely up to you.

>>212929264
Minus One is a great starting point.