Thread 212929253 - /tv/ [Archived: 561 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:18:44 PM No.212929253
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sure this will probably be b-movie slop, but will it be coomkino?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:40:42 PM No.212929836
It will suck in every possible way
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:43:53 PM No.212929907
>>212929253 (OP)
Why do costumes look so cheap today even compared to 80s B-movies?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:51:16 PM No.212930115
>>212929907
Because they were made out of plastic and designed by committee.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:02:13 PM No.212930441
>>212929907
costumes were either custom made or an ensemble of real clothes. now they're bought on etsy.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:07:26 PM No.212930591
>>212929253 (OP)
>coomkino
They have her wear the bikini in some gladiator fight thing to degrade her so that should be. Anything after that where she's girlbossing in far less skimpier clothing won't be.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:40:52 PM No.212931476
>>212929253 (OP)
This is so close. Yet so far.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:48:34 PM No.212931712
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>>212930591
agreed. hope they show her changing into the bikini
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:50:46 PM No.212931773
>>212930591
>Anything after that where she's girlbossing in far less skimpier clothing won't be
Yeah, they straight up lied again. That is not a chain mail bikini. It's, at best a partially chain mail crop top and skirt.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:06:11 PM No.212932218
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>>212931773
she has to wear an actual bikini/loincloth in at least one scene
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:06:57 PM No.212932236
>>212929907
My brother, try watching the original Conan, the costumes are shit.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:10:28 PM No.212932341
>>212932218
>>212929253 (OP)
Shes flat chested it doesnt even matter. They did it on purpose, no this will not be "coomkino" they will intentionally not make her erotic or sexual in any way they probably think having to show skin at all will satiate us when in reality all artistic depictions of the character had a feminine busty figure.
>lol shes wearing a bikini but shes flat and fridge bodied
sick joke
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:54 PM No.212932462
>>212932236
honestly, they aren't high production but the mixes of furs, leathers, linens, robes, etc. do make it feel like its taking place in an ancient time, though mixing up a lot of asiatic and western armor was questionable
i read that they only used iron and bronze and accurate fabrics for the era when HBO did ROME and that approach presents well on that too
a lot of it seems to be that all the modern costumers are drawing from the same bag of tricks, which is cost effective and consistent but doesn't look historically accurate and comes across as cheap/unrealistic with Rings of Power being one of the worst offenders
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:37:02 PM No.212933128
>>212932218
>tfw your belly protrudes further than your boobs
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:21:47 PM No.212934430
>>212932218
>she has to wear an actual bikini/loincloth in at least one scene
Them making her wear it for 30 seconds is far from her choosing to wear it as her outfit all the time. Also, the context in which they have her wear it is to shame anyone who finds it sexy. It's still preachy prudishness, just with a few extra steps.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:29:40 PM No.212934661
>>212929253 (OP)
Unless she wears a set of metallic thong and nipple pasties at most, it's cringe and pozzed basically
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:30:29 PM No.212934692
>>212934430
i will still jerk off to the scene
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:41:16 PM No.212935031
>>212929253 (OP)
the tranny directing the film said that the male gaze is integral to the character and her appeal, and being a tranny i think he can push for more of that kind of thing than a regular guy would be able to get way with