Post movie houses you'd live in.

>>212932114 (OP)
This is what all American houses look like to 1st worlders

>>212932168
Comfy? Cool

>>212932168
>t.

>>212932496
The American mind truly cannot comprehend

>>212932114 (OP)

Lemony Snicket is kino.

>>212932496
imagine how insane the door-to-door fighting will be like in the conflict that's bound to happen in the next coupe decades

>>212932168
>wooden houses, US:
>:(
>wooden houses, Japan:
ああ凄い!伝統的な日本木造りは綺麗で美しいですね!!

>>212932496

>>212932757
They really be like this

why is it like this?

>>212932882
here is your comfy european housing bro

>>212932496
Lush bro - just put down £90k as my 5% deposit on this tidy 2 bed with a bus stop nearby. It's even got space to put my bike around the side.

>>212932757
Wooden houses, Japan are made by craftsmen and stand through multiple magnitude 15 earthquakes.
In America it’s illegals who are paid slave wages to do a shitty job so the foreman can buy a 100k Super Duty to make Walmart grocery runs in

>>212932882
>>212932168

Eurofags can't stop thinking about Americans.

>>212932987
Deano slums in oblivious happiness while you seethe

>>212933005
>comes to movie thread
>post something about euro house
>euroanon posts a retort
>HURH UR OBSESSED

truly brilliant

>>212932651
Any day now

>>212932882
Both have good and bad suburbs. Depends on where you live. Obviously, suburbs in desert states are not gonna look good.

>>212932114 (OP)
https://youtu.be/S79Jxry8Rkg

>>212932757
>>212933005
It's all they have. Their commie governments won't let them do anything else except seethe about America.

>>212933193
why are so many people so adamant about living in the desert BUT not in homes that are in any way designed for desert living.

>>212932993
>stand through multiple magnitude 15 earthquakes.
They collapse but are quickly and cheaply rebuilt due to their efficient construction.
Pic related is from a sinkhole and a road, but it's a good illustration regardless. Modern US homes are kind of similar, but they aren't made cheaply/efficiently for any reason other than greed. Large swathes of Tornado Alley end up getting rebuilt constantly.
Only large buildings are built to truly resist major earthquakes, both the US and Japan utilize those techniques.

>>212933221
let me steer your attention to >>212933060

>>212932168
Built near a drinkable water source? Hmm.

>>212932496
>terraced housing
>suburbs

Those terraces are either in the city or they're former mining towns. Any terraces built 20th century onwards are utter shit. Now Georgian terraces on the other hand are comfy as fuck

>>212932987
>around the side

I don't think you understand what terraced housing is...

>>212933193
Why have homes that packed in when you're literally surrounded by empty space

>>212932114 (OP)
Why does this happen so often? Am I the nobody from /x/?

Kino movie and book series btw

>>212933060
The first post is literally you “people” bringing up America out of nowhere like you’ve spent your entire existence doing, and THEN Americans retorting.
Truly brilliant

The palace of Versailles from "Versailles"

>>212933446
The TV series is pretty fun. Are there any other series that feature "anti-twists" like that, where every secret has a deliberately rubbish, low key explanation, only for them to then hint at a bigger secret that also has an underwhelming reveal(repeated over and over)?

>>212933253
something something capitalism

>>212933481
>like you’ve spent your entire existence doing
nice coping pablo :) no one gives a shit about you, you are just easy to upset

>>212933288
Exactly, so Americans should be ashamed of how long it takes them to finish any of their projects with substandard results.
American construction should accept that building anything requiring genuine skill is unachievable in our economy and should make every new home with ICF.

sky house in tomcruise's oblivion

>>212933542
I will give the show a download, haven’t seen it yet. Tbh kinda wanna rebuy the books and read them again and watch the show alongside each book I finish

>>212933576
>Is wrong
>”Well youre actually brown!”
Truly brilliant once again. See you in the next thread when you bring up Americans out of nowhere but are conveniently not obsessed with btw.

>>212933788
>/tv/
>murican coming to save tHE MUTHAFUCKING DAY YEAH WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE MUTHAFUCKING EARTH
keeping the stereotype quite alive there fella

>>212933966
>Average middle class home

>>212933650
It's good, the biggest problem it has is each arc having a similar kind of structure so it gets repetitive if you binge it.

>>212932993
Japan housing industry is extremely corrupt. Thier estate suffers from poor insulation, sound proofing, utilities. Especially when it's fae from urban centres.
Weebs are clueless retards.

MOOOOVIE HOUSE!!

>from?

>>212934321
is that the witwicky house from transformers?

>>212933912
Reddit response

the Twilight house

The house from Bad Santa looked so comfy. I wanna live in a prefab shitbox with a three door garage and an outdoor sauna somewhere in the suburbs of Phoenix.

>>212934681
d'oh

>>212933291
lurk two years before posting newfag

>>212934667
>Vampire family
>Lots of big windows

For me, it's the townhouse. How about you, /tv/?

>>212934867
>They were glittery sparkly sunlight vampires
The whole thing was gay.

>>212932114 (OP)
I like the cabin from secret window.

>>212932582
*constantly hits head on the ceiling*

>>212934955
The first karate kid was a courtyard building, right?

>>212935030
Lanklet detected

>>212935145
>the "skate park" that's bolted to the side of the megablock like 50 storeys up with no railing
Dredd was something else

>>212935145
>>212935280
>live in Judge Dredd universe
>get extremely lucky enough to live at the top of mile high skycrapers instead of with the poor dregs killing each other down billow

>>212932817
Not a tree in sight. Just people living in the pavement.

>>212932882
Amerilards are allergic to trees because kikes told them to hate them.

>>212934715
Who needs that many garages?

>>212935582

The house from AMCs breaking bad with the relentless new mexico heat

That for the garage and the Charger inside, otherwise it'd have to be Ferris Bueller's friends house

>>212935625
I think the bot is broken

>>212933628
based

>>212933628
his cabin is comfy also

>>212935739
Threadly Reminder: this is why your city doesn't get rain anymore. Trees moderate climate.

>>212936195
my city gets loads of rain retard

>>212935280
I feel like a lot of skaters would love that irl.

>>212932114 (OP)
Doc Brown's mansion before it became a Burger King.

>>212936645
>an unemployed, crazy, old man can afford this on a failed inventor salary

>>212932582
I'm 6'3" and I'd still choose Bag End, comfy garden property.

>>212936738
He came from a wealthy family but lost it all for that DeLorean

>>212936738
His name is literally Emmett Brown
>Emet, direct translation in hebrew "truth"
>Bro(Y)n, direct translatin in hewbrew "brown"

>>212934867
UV filtered?

Doom House, from Doom House

>>212933443
The houses are built for commuters and the conveniences come later, you don't build a wal-mart with suburbs

>>212932817
makes the Dredd comics look downright utopian