>Farts in his sleep

>>212933900 (OP)
his ass isn't pointed at her

>>212935349
Would still be a giant-sized fart to her

>>212935633
get her a little respirator

>>212935698
Or better yet just don't sleep with her.

>>212935780
but how would you cuddle then

>>212936025
Think about how uncomfortable cuddling would be for her

>>212936225
nah it'd be like a really big hug

>>212936260
Until he rolls over in his sleep and smothers her under him

>>212933900 (OP)
The Borrowers>>>Arrietyy.

>>212933900 (OP)
Would the fart be enough to kill the little one?

>>212933900 (OP)
He's so cute, imagine how his brap would be like a big comforting cloud of stink. I'd wanna sleep in his pajama bottoms.

>>212936291
no she'd squeeze her way out like a mouse

>>212936354
No

>>212936370
Assuming she even knows which way to crawl, how do you know she won't end up crawling downwards towards his pants?

>>212936320

>>212936412
then shenanigans would occur

>>212936762
Sounds unpleasant for her

>>212936871
no it's like a fun adventure

>>212937108
Depends on which way he’s laying and heavy he is

>>212937289
he's clearly on his back in the picture

>>212933900 (OP)
The episode where he shoves her up his ass and starts gooning was pure Snyder

>>212937349
Then she’d end up crawling under his butt

>>212937399
Is your name martha too, my son's name is also martha the sneed

>>212937412
from his position in the picture you can assume that if he were to roll over onto her he would be lying on his front

>>212937496
Then his dick, where she'd probably get humped into the bed if she tickled him too much

>>212937525
tickling him would give her more breathing room if anything
that's probably the safest spot to be under for her

>>212937692
I doubt she'd be very appreciative of that fact, that's like tucking a girl between your buttcheeks for the extra padding, she won't like it

>>212937758
look man you're the one coming up with all these problems I'm just trying to offer solutions

>>212937797
This is why the two species are fundamentally incompatible. Can't have a girlfriend smaller than your cock, it just isn't going to work.

>>212937838
not with that attitude

>>212937860
She would have to be very durable and resistant to pain to go along with it

>>212937952
or just don't fuckin stomp on her idk

>>212938014
Well, think about it anon, what would you do with a tiny girl?

>>212938080
I'd put her in my pocket and we'd watch movies together

>>212938148
Which pocket?

>>212938162
Nature's pocket

>>212938190
She will not stay your girlfriend for long

>>212938162
in a pinch it would be whichever one doesn't have anything else in it but ideally it would be a shirt pocket that's closeable so she's not at risk of falling out but can still get out if she needs to

>>212938251
Shirt pocket is best. Front pockets are doable in a pinch but best avoided. Back pockets should never be used.

>>212938486
I wouldn't use my back pocket for a fucking coupon let alone my tiny kino gf

>>212938686
Good bf

>>212936379
elaborate

>>212940522
It wouldn't be strong enough to asphyxiate her since it would waft away too quickly but it would leave her disgusted and possibly choking and wretching on the smell.

oh no

>>212938211
Sauce?

>>212933900 (OP)
Go back to /a/

TOTAL BORROWER DEATH
STOP MOVING MY KEYS YOU DIMINUTIVE FUCKS