TFW NO WALMART QT GF TO WATCH MOVIES WITH

>>212935939 (OP)
In Canada there was a young girl who got trapped in the walk in oven and burned alive, now I REALLY wish it were this girl.

>>212935939 (OP)
here's an idea, get a job at walmart, you'll have more chances

there's a cute goth tranny working at my local walmart

>>212936005
Grocery stores kill Jews in Canada?

>I wish I had a 6/10 gf with crippling insecurities!
>OMG anon you're taking me on holiday!?
>Why the fuck are you texting other women? I don't give a fuck who your sister is

>>212936108
>holiday
uk?

>>212936108
in my fantasy that's the best part
>gaslight her
>tell her the shut the fuck up
>get in a fight
>have angry make up sex
>cuddle after

>>212936155
so you're a woman then

>>212936085
Of course not it's Canada. She was Indian

>>212935939 (OP)
How is Walmart not in bankruptcy?

Walking inside a store blinds you with retina searing blue light.
Once you recover from the daze you open your eyes to see a meth-head breathing in your mouth, asking where the bathroom is (You’re standing in front of it. If you had no eyes you could find your way with smell alone. If you had no nose you could follow the McBraps)

Shoplifters push their way past you through the “self checkout”. The cashiers only function is to open the cigarette case now.

4 EBT-lings climb on your back and mistake you for their absent father(s). You stumble to the ground. The brood mother screams at you for touching her children. Security immediately recognizes the threat and puts 6 .38 rounds in you, neutralizing the insurgent.

You wake up, relieved. It was only a nightmare. You are safe, albeit a bit cold on the Buc-ees bathroom floor. A concern grows in you that the diabetic comas are becoming more frequent.
LNothing some Beaver-nuggies can’t solve.