> I hear you’re looking for a new Late Show host?

He's a weasel paid off to propagandize and destroy the United States.

>>212937554 (OP)
They're literally not. They're ending it altogether. There will be no replacement.

>>212937624
>He's a weasel paid off to propagandize and destroy the United States.
just say british this is taking forever

Honestly, they should give Steve Carrell his own nightly show, he has experience and is popular and has been for a long while now.

>>212937554 (OP)
>>212937655
This, and checked. This show is losing $80M a year while Colbert's salary is $15M so even if the new host works for free, it's a bust.

>>212937554 (OP)
They should give Alex Jones a late night show, he would probably crush it. The market is hurting for something new.

>>212937914
>>212937824
You can't make a good show with the (((networks))), you retards. They will ruin it.

I never found him funny even when I still liked The Daily Show

>>212938083
>Implying that any actor isn't Jewish

Love him or hate him, this guy was 100% right about trump. And you idiots mocked him for it

>>212937655
Yup. This is how woke dies, not with a bang, but with an ACK!

>>212937624
but enough about donald trump

>>212938337
He said Trump was a Russian puppet, not an Israeli puppet

>>212937554 (OP)
>IT'S TWEN TY FIF TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>212937554 (OP)
>>212937655
>FUCKING BLOGNALD DRUUUMPFT!!

>>212937554 (OP)
Only the most deeply retarded are anti-vaccine.

>>212938441
So he was half right.

CLUMP

>>212939321
yeah this dude is definitely a crypto oy vey!

>>212937554 (OP)
Do people still watch Late Shows?

>>212941687
No

>>212937554 (OP)
Him and Colbert were right about the covid vaccine

>>212941687
No which is hilarious that some NPCs are now demanding them going is somehow due to Trump. And even though Colbert is remarkably the late night talk show with the highest audience numbers less than 10% of the audience is in the 18-49 demographic. It's just old leftards or boomers falling asleep with the tv on. Worthless. It is dying a long overdue death.

>>212941842
they were?

skibidi fired

>>212937655
Yeah, the show as losing 100M a year, it seems. The problem is not even Colbert, is the format. That thing is cursed.

>>212942049
I can't believe nobody was watching this stuff

>>212937554 (OP)
>WOWIE XUMPF HAD NOT ONE
>NOT THREE
>BUT
>TWO
>I REPEAT
>TWO
>SCOOPS!
>WOW
>I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT
>I MEAN COME ON! IT'S THE CURRENT NANOSECOND

>>212941687
Late shows are fossils.

>>212937624
he has a military intelligence vibe

>>212937624
thats every late night host (though)

>>212942464
everything is

everything is fake and gay

if its on tv, in the movie theater, in the newspaper, on the radio, in a magazine..

its an Intelligence op

No one watches cable or late night anymore. Even most literal boomers have smart tvs and stream shit. No one wants to watch Colbert, or any of them else any more. Its a bygone era that needs to be moved on from.

>>212942532
Then why are some people whining?

>>212942578
People stuck in the past. Think about it, from the 70s to the mid 00s these shows were popular and you had millions and millions tuning in. But with streaming, gaming, things like that. Who the fuck wants to watch a cringe interview with actors trying to serve their sloppy anymore? Who want to hear this boring, unfunny, repetitive political propaganda that sucks the spill and enjoyment out of fucking everything.

Bastards.

>>212942578
People stuck in the past. Think about it, from the 70s to the mid 00s these shows were popular and you had millions and millions tuning in. But with streaming, gaming, things like that. Who the fuck wants to watch a cringe interview with actors trying to serve their slop anymore? Who wants to hear this boring, unfunny, washed up, repetitive political propaganda that sucks the joy and enjoyment out of fucking everything?

Bastards.

>>212942085
it's most watched late show

They spammed this shit on my youtube feed for years as if anybody watched it on any format

>>212942840
I remember that. They were short clips of them being whacky but never had an impressive amount of views. I think Saturday night live did the same thing.

>>212942840
>youtube fee
It's almost sad they tried so hard and failed miserably.

>>212942839
was

>>212943022
Wold how they had the audacity to do that when you could watch late night for free on your TV /w one of those built in antennas.

But no-one did

>>212943249
Their last-ditch effort.

>>212942839
matters as much as being the tallest midget

>>212938515
>current year was ten years ago

>>212937554 (OP)
You just know he is a filthy slut for BBC.

>>212944342
Time flies.

>>212942524
/thread

>>212945735
/thread

>>212937554 (OP)
Why would he leave HBO for network? He has creative control and they'd never shut him down.

You're retarded.

>>212938191
Everyone is jewish now. If I think you're a schizo chud you automatically KNOW I'm jewish. I'd read there were a little over 2 million jews in the USA but they have ALL the acting jobs, they vote for democrats and they argue with loons online. They, I mean we, are just everywhere. I don't remember if we're all trans or not. I think most of us are. I'm sure all the jew male actors are FTMs.
Jews, man. Jews....

>>212938435

>>212937554 (OP)

>>212941856
Yeah. Youtube and ticktock is where I get MY entertainment, not like stupid boomers and their "television" or whatever. Get with the times: get a tiny vertical pocket video, grandpa!

>>212942839
>garbage-pile with the MOST rotting orange-peels on it

>>212947513
Based Cookie monster.

show died long ago

>>212937824
Steve is charismatic.

>>212937554 (OP)
I never considered him funny.

>>212944342

The most sinister thing about Oliver is that he cannot help but sexualize animals, talk about how he wants to bang some kind of rodent. Happens every show. Why do I know? Don't ask questions.

>>212937554 (OP)
Does he ever have guests?

>>212937554 (OP)
Why would he do more work for less money?

>>212947457
>"I'm silly!"
NTA, but straw-manning in an attempt to make nooticing jewish control/nepotism sound absurd is a very jewish thing to do.

shoo shoo slimy limey

>>212937624
>Want to be a comedian
>Accidentally become propaganda minister for the new world order
I wonder if he's disappointed with how his career turned out

>>212947457
how can such a small population own all of the banks and operate all mainstream media outlets? crazy stuff

>>212937554 (OP)
They pushed it too far with the "tranny athletes are totally fine" thing.
Even the American audience weren't laughing and applauding on cue as mindlessly as normal.
You could tell they were thinking "hang on, has this all been brainwashing? I thought he was just reading out things I agreed with"

>>212937880
damn that's a lot of union grift

>>212937554 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGR2jWfa5gg

>>212952158
she looks like a bird

>>212941880
Given how much money they were losing was hiring a troupe of homosexual dancers and designing costumes and choreographing this dance and paying for the graphic really worth the money?

>>212937880
It's actually losing $300 million a year. Just checked.

>>212952103
I think it's because women are far less willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good than men are.
So when men are getting fucked over, everyone claps. But when women have to see men invade their spaces, there is a lot more pushback.

>>212938546
At least he still has his dignity

>>212937655
This, but they will be replaced by corporate AI podcaster bots

>>212953339
>lasted night comedian
>having dignity
Chose one, and they would agree

>>212942839
Apparently not, that Gutfield guy on Fox gets way higher ratings. The articles about this just don't want to admit how unpopular Colbert really is.

>>212942839
>smartest kid on the short bus

>>212937554 (OP)
late night is dead, people don't watch tv anymore

>>212942578
it still had some audience, like in the millions of people. Some of them will whine

>>212937554 (OP)
shane gillis they need at least one late night chud

>>212938337
Drumpf won. Leibowitz lost.

>>212937554 (OP)
John I'll smoke you up if you come tell jokes to me at my house

>>212947514
I'm not sure what you thought you were doing but you failed here.

>>212938441
Not just Israeli. Jewish.
>>212939358
One of the two words is right, but the first part is what's overwhelmingly important. "Puppet" could describe pretty much any politician with donors or even just a base of supporters they need to satisfy to remain in power. Also, pic related.

>>212942644
That would mean some of Affleck's ancestors are also yours, lil buck.

>>212955450
Seriously John I have good weed hit me up

>>212953658
They should let it go.

>>212953541
lol my dad watches that show. that gutfeild guy sucks, he thinks hes so funny

>>212947485
>"ends wars"
>bombs Iran
trumptards man...

>>212955419
>I got my Medicare gutted and my 401 destroyed by a pedo felon to "own the libs" online

>>212951441
It is absurd, poltard

>>212951998
The largest commercial bank on earth is Chinese...

>>212942524
reddit spaced and tinfoil gay

Oh look, it's the glavset princesses and their 2 years out of date script. I'm shocked they aren't still pushing truther garbage on /pol/ and facebook.

>>212938546
He’s not wrong though. This was clearly a decision made because of Trump.

>>212958770
my 401k is doing great. nice job ousting yourself as a child without one though

>>212959390
I own my own property and have a 401K, retard. Nice blind loyalty to your meme president.

>>212941687
They made sense back in the days when late at night this kinda shit was the only only good thing on and live. But nowadays with the internet and streaming and an abundance of content online you dont need that shit anymore. The concept doesnt really make sense in this day andage. The reason these late night shows even popped up was to fill the dead airtime when most people were sleeping but with a still significant portion staying up late channel surfing, desperate for content.

>>212959445
then why are you claiming that its down? you talk about blind loyalty while literally making blind accusations. classic dem move

>>212942644
where are the jokes?

>>212959687
How behind are you on current events? Seriously asking.
>whatabout da dems
You people are fucking brainrotted to defend this faggot every hour of every day, you have to, without being prompted, to go out of your way to respond.

You people are deranged traitors.

>>212937655
I want it to go back to the comfy days of playing the national anthem followed by a test pattern.

>>212959687
Probably because millions of Americans are at risk at having companies axe their 401Ks over the next few years thanks to this Admin but you are either from India or a bot who is being fed commands.

>>212959311
>lose 80 million a year
>Drumpf did this
I only agree with you because Colbert spent the last 10 years talking about Trump and nobody wanted to watch it

>>212959879
>nobody wanted to watch it
>literally most watched late night show
I hate to break it to you, but Trump isn't actually popular.

>>212941880
Yeah, in a "they find their viewers contemptable cretins and want them dead" sort of way

>>212938337
https://youtu.be/HlHo-F1z_aw?
you really agree with John Oliver that Trump should run?

>>212958737
How long did the wars started under Biden (Ukraine-Russia, Israel-Gaza) last?
How long did the Israel-Iran war last?

>>212960038
bud, those are both still ongoing conflicts lol what are you talking about? Russia has been trying to destabilize Ukraine for almost 50 fucking years btw.

>>212960038
>Biden started a war when Russia invaded Ukraine
is this your brain on trumpfaggotry?

>>212959919
>wins the popular vote
I accept your concession, you can accept Colbert's "most polished turd" trophy at the local dump

>>212941687
They get ratings mogged by fucking Gutfeld. That should tell you everything.

>>212959732
>>212959769
its funny you call me a bot when you two are steaming mad for no reason.
all i said was my 401k is doing well (truth) while you guys can only spew name calling buzzwords "bot, deranged trator, indian" (false)
oh and companies cant just "axe" your 401k lol thats not how it works. good job ousting yourself as a child too

>>212960210
He has one of the lowest approval ratings of any President, more than half of the country fantasizes about the day he dies and he barely won the popular vote the third time.

>>212960385
Good for you, maybe write a love letter to your faggot memelord President that you defended his honor today? Maybe he'll let you suck him off?

>>212960385
Eat a bullet you fucking retard

>>212960555
>>212960599
so now you guys just drop the lies and resort to attacks. all you got is a picture of some article that i dont think it means what you think it means lol

>>212937655
I thought it had good ratings?

>>212960599
>Opening a 401(k) to private market investments is gaining traction, and President Trump is expected to sign an executive order soon that could allow this. This would enable 401(k) holders to allocate a portion of their retirement savings to private assets, such as private equity, real estate, or hedge funds
sounds good to me. thanks president trump!

I don’t get it I thought that Trump getting elected would be the gold mine for them? Another 4 years of endless content!?

>>212938515
Perfect time for a comeback

>ITZ TWINTY TWINTY FOIVE CAHM AWN

>>212941687
It’s the same people who still watch saturday night live who are now creeping into their 50’s and 60’s.

>>212960599
>>212960555
you guys were too busy being mad because they told you to that you forgot to think for yourselves

>>212937554 (OP)
Why doesn't he stop crying and start his own late night talk show. Who the fuck did he even have as guests? Zoomers don't have celebrities.

>>212960731
It should’ve been a gold mine of comedic material in theory but I think people are kinda just burnt out and tired of the same orange man bad jokes. Plus, Trump already does a good job of parodying himself on a day to day basis so it makes folks like Colbert and Stewart a bit redundant.

>>212960683
>>212960715
>>212960917
>trumptards don't understand that opening up 401Ks' to a private market is going to lead to private companies acquiring YOUR assets and finding it cheaper to reduce their percentage or even cut amount given because it's going to be less profitable to match and more profitable to cut corners
>meaning you'll either retire much later, have mess to pull out, or have entire plans readjusted so the private assets they acquire makes THEM more money at the expense of the employee
you are all cucks

>>212961521
>HEADCANNON
its just an investment option you retard

>>212961581
Its not, it's Trump's campaign promise to privatize most of the government's function at the behest of all his billionaire friends who he caters to. He's been doing this since his first Admin. How many "I fell for it" awards do you need to win for it to sink in?

>>212959579
They even try to push them on youtube.

>>212961581
>how capitalism works
>headcanon

>>212961521
*less to pull out

>>212949664

>>212939321
I was shocked to learn he wasn't actually jewish at all.

>>212962209
yes it is. you clearly have no idea how 401k works.

>>212958737
You avatarfag with tranime while discussing geopolitics

>>212958825
Noticing how things really are is absurd?

>>212937554 (OP)
Once late shows are gone for good, will they be remembered fondly?

>>212960555
>>212960683
>>212961521
Trump made Cuckbert cry by the way

>>212960946
He has his own show.

>>212937880
How the heck can they lose money with a show supposed to make money?

>>212960522
nigger, who is a more popular president?