Which way Gondorian man

>>212938236 (OP)

Rosie Cotton. She can suck my cock standing up.

>>212938236 (OP)
You're asking if I would want to be with a human female, or an elf who loves me so much she is willing to give up her immortality? Are you fucking stupid?

Arwen Undomiel of course, it's not even a contest

>>212938318
She is a legit whore of hobbiton

>>212938236 (OP)
>impossibly beautiful elf that is so in love with you that she gives up her birthright and immortality to be with you
or
>some bitch that can't even make stew and throws herself at the next man that gives her attention

Wow, tough decision

>>212938236 (OP)
The thinking man's choice.

man i dont even care, if either of them smiles at me i'm happy for a month.

My sisterwife Nienor (played by Anya).

>>212938413
Based anglachel enjoyer

Neither. I would go on a sex tour of The Shire.

>>212938236 (OP)
Lady Arwen.

>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you...

>>212938236 (OP)
It's my birthday, how much for both?

>>212938946
Who is the cutie

>>212938236 (OP)
behind, down and then up.

>>212938959
that is a manly man anon. Wtf is wrong with you?
he'll fuck you up

>>212938959
Ellen Page, she dead tho. F.

>>212938946
Wouldn't mind sucking this dudes cock.

Explain to me why this mattered. I DARE you.

>>212939208
It was just rude desu. Ref hadn't started the battle yet.

>>212939208
>I TOLD YOU TO HOLD THAT 150 LB BOW INDEFINTELY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>>212939208
In fact this is retarded. Orcs would have laughed at the dumb fuck dead orc.

>>212939380
And then spat on his corpse, and laughed even harder.

>>212939208
No one would just draw a bow and stand there holding it for 8 minutes before the battle starts.

>>212938236 (OP)
goldberry

>>212939467
I understand why they do that for dramatic purposes, like adding gun cocking sound effects in a gangster film to heighten the threat, but why do they act surprised and in shock when he fires an arrow by mistake. They were going to fire arrows regardless.

>You are young, Eowyn, tonight is for you
She was 34 years old.

>>212939674
And back then 13 was middle aged.

>>212939674
In the middle ages women werent able to breed until 17 and the latest 23, they aged slower but fell off harder when they hit their 60s.
I think its a good trade off, they lived looking and feeling like teenagers for 45 years then withered away and died like trees in the autumn.
I think it was Reichlabs at harvard that posted the study on aging dynamics in Bronze Age populations.

>>212939756
Middle Ages and before if that wasnt clear.
dense urban life from the high middle ages to present killed whatever this pre-modern aging dynamic was.

An angel or your generic anglo-saxon? Why is this even a question?

>>212938236 (OP)
This >>212938299

>>212939208
Hackson slop

>>212938236 (OP)
Arwen is a dull non-character while Eowyn is fierce and likely wants to fuck for hours. Easy choice.

>>212938362
>>212938318
Negative. She's a trad wife that gave the Mayor of the Shire thirteen healthy children and stayed loyally by his side all her life.

>>212939756
I was literally reading research papers about medieval conceptions of fertility, and 11th to 13th century Arab and European books said women females were capable of reproduction when they were menstruating, and that started around 12 years old and ended at ???? (different books said different ages, one said 50) though this may have been mostly for richer women.
>they lived looking and feeling like teenagers for 45 years
lel
lmao even
Have you never seen like a middle eastern or third-world asian person? They're absolutely beat by 30.
In medieval Italy poor urban women would have children in their 20's and become infertile in their 30's because of how worn out, diseased and malnourished they were.

>>212940673
>Arwen is a dull non-character

MAKE WAY! Make way! Best waifu Goldberry coming through! Keep your hands to yourselves.

>>212938236 (OP)
Ze little winning, how much?
Sell me your women, how much,?

>>212938236 (OP)
Why the fuck should gondor support the elf? Elf is useless. They spend their time brushing hair instead of fighting.

>we sent you 100 soldiers to help

Wow, thank you such much when thousands of humans are dying.

>>212938299
Made for Sauron

>>212938687
>female peter steele

>>212940850
>Why the fuck should gondor support the elf?
They're not?

>>212938236 (OP)
Do you think Sauronman would have made the Uruk Hai really horny and with huge schlongs to rape their way through middle earth? He seems like the type of villain that would use rape as a weapon

>>212940932
Uruks were made by breeding Orcs with the mountain women.

>>212940976
It seems more likely that mountain men bred orcs. I doubt a human woman would be able to give birth to an orc; too violent of a process.

Eowyn
>can't cook
>will age
>rebellious girlpower attitude
>doesn't bathe often
>goes for the very first dude who glances in her general direction after she gets friendzoned by Aragorn
>can't fucking cook
>brother is wealthy and powerful, but lives in the middle of nowhere
>seriously how do you fuck up stew you stupid bitch you just throw some shit in a pot and leave it for a few hours what did you do shit in the crock pot or something

Arwen
>likely can cook a trillion dishes you've never even heard of because she's like 10,000 years old
>kept her hymen intact waiting for you
>already demonstrated undying loyalty by willingly sacrificing her immortality just so she could be with her love
>dainty and feminine
>bathes in spring waters daily
>doesn't age, will look 25 even when you are 80 and still wants your cock
>father is extremely wealthy and powerful, lives in a gorgeous valley city surrounded by waterfalls with insane architecture
>frequently goes barefoot

Ah yes, quite the dilemma here.

>>212941167
>doesn't bathe often
Tips the scales in Eowyn's favor.

>>212940976
Then how did they into the mud smart guy??

>>212941193
fuck off Gimli you hair sniffing degenerate

>>212941210
Suck it Feanor you're just jealous.

>>212941200
Hackson invented that to avoid showing the necessary rape scenes.

>>212941167
>doesn't age, will look 25 even when you are 80 and still wants your cock
>Aragorn's 87
>Arwen is a cradle robbing groomer

>>212941222
SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM COOLER AND HANDSOMER AND SMARTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE YOU FUCKING DOORKNOB SIZED MANLET ALL I WANTED WAS ONE FUCKING HAIR BUT THAT STUCK UP GLOWSTICK BITCH WAS ALL LIKE NOOOOOOO FUCKING WHORE

>>212941231
They raped the mud?

>>212940976
If Sauron had won, I could see the orcs and the Uruks going to war over scarce human pussy. They were already killing each other over petty shit anyway

>>212941268
They'd just have gigantic gay orgies and all the spilled seed would get the mud pregnant. Every time Saruman is talking to his troops in the pits just off camera there is like 5,000 orcs sucking and fucking like crazy.

>>212941254
>Hey Feanor. The the source of all light and goodness in the world was eaten by a giant spider. Would it be cool if we used one of your gems to remake it?

>>212939208
Boomers should NOT be bowmen, contrary to popular opinion and I'm glad LoTR finally cast some light on this issue.

>>212940922
The op question is which of the two the gondorian man choose and one of them is an elf. Obviously elf is never a right choice for a man.

Aragorn is a weakling and a race mixer.

>>212941393
Aragorn had more blood in common with Arwen than Eowyn though. They were cousins more or less.

>>212939467
Would be strongly advised against considering stamina for the battle. "save your arm old man, we'll need it"

>>212941393
No, elf is the only choice for him. He's not a normal human, he's a numenorian. He would outlive any normal human woman like Eowyn

Eowyn was only in her 20s and Aragorn was in his 80s. That's kind of icky. Aragon and Arwen is a much more sensible pairing.

>What his right name is I've never heard, but around here, he's known as Strider
But why?

>>212941167
>father is extremely wealthy and powerful, lives in a gorgeous valley city surrounded by waterfalls with insane architecture

Do you realize those elvish cunts fucked off immediately, right? Rivendell is an abandoned ruin and no one lives there.

>>212941299
Reminds me of the summer I spent in krasnoyarsk

>>212938236 (OP)
where did all the darkies go between rangz and LOTR?

>>212938687
>hear skittering in the dark
>see big fuck spider coming at you in the dark
>pull out the phial galadriel gave you to ward off such creatures and shine it on the spider
>the silvery light illuminates pic related >she says the light makes her powerless and that she'll do anything if you spare her life

>>212941621
>I stride.

>>212941790
Is this the pete townshed guy or a third actor? I forget.

>>212939208
It broke the Orcs pre-fight hype ritual which pissed them off enough to start a full head-on assault then and there instead of taking a more measured siege.

>>212941949
>orcs are just maoris
damn

>>212941621
Being of Numenorian stock, he is exceptionally tall and long legged by the standards of the Breefolk. It's the same reason Sam calls him "Longshanks".

>>212942014
>Numenorian stock
Pic related.

>>212942146
xhe not cute

How many innocent people did Aragon get killed by stopped Theodan from killing Grima?

>>212942301
directly responsible for the Shire getting raped, pillaged, and enslaved