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>Time to look confused about my gender in the criterion collection section

I deserve to be able to rape and impregnate every (adult) woman posted in these webm’s on 4channel dot organization dot edu unironically.

>>212938877 (OP)
>Hey have you seen STALKER?
You WILL have sex if you ask a girl this question

>>212938877 (OP)
Unfortunately she will only encounter spic manlets who are stupid enough to pay $30 for some art house flick

>avert my eyes
>pretend I don't notice her
I've got these two steps down. What's next bros?

>>212938910
>he’s so poor he doesn’t even have the Godzilla combo set
NGMI
>>212938951
Suck his dick

>>212938877 (OP)
Do you mind?
You're blocking the space marine genre literature shelf.

>>212938877 (OP)
i've picked up a few chicks this way. i usually just say you want to come by my place and pop in a bluray... works EVERY time

>>212938979
stay litty, king

>>212938877 (OP)
>make full, unblinking eye contact as I grab the last temptation of christ and then back away

>>212938951
Wait for her to approach you because you’re handsome and mysterious

>>212938877 (OP)
Ma'am , you have been standing in this department for 5 hours , your dream guy isn't here

>>212939747
KEK

>>212938877 (OP)
My first gf right outta hs was a kinoslut...she made me hate Godard...but she gave the best head i ever got...

>>212939814
Lucky you

Barnes and Noble hasn't been in my city for 15 years.

>>212939899
It only has been downwards after her...

>>212939945
They just put a Whole Foods and Barnes and nobles up right next to each other here

Couple hundred bodies experience I'd say

>>212939951
Sorry man , hope you find another kinoslut