ITT literally me

As a nerd I still found this interesting. Never realized the pressure of being chad.

i cannot eat more than one hardboiled egg in a 24-hour period

>>212939375 (OP)
In 2017, there was a busty lady at a gas station I was filling up at who was washing her car. I referenced this movie and she giggled. She knew the reference. Then I left

>>212939408
ty anon for your understanding

>>212939375 (OP)
This is similar but more brutal and depressing.

>>212939375 (OP)
I look like this but I’m not as cool

Im as cool but i dont look like that

>>212939642
then you're just regular hand luke

>>212939375 (OP)
>literally me

>>212939688
My hands are small like Henry cavils

>>212939456
The sort of memories that spring to your mind when you sit in the bathroom with your chin propped on your Mossberg 590 with the safety off and think about letting that 3 inch Winchester coyote load take your head off.
Haven't done it in a while. Gave myself 5 years.

>>212939375 (OP)
You legally cannot claim this unless you've eaten fifty eggs in one sitting

>>212939940
take it easy big guy

He's me in 5-10 years.

>>212939996
same person as Paul Newman

What we have here..... Is a failure to procreate

>>212939456
Her measurements were supposedly to be 41-24-36.

>>212940012
Kek. Like I said I've got 5 years left to turn it around. When I inevitably dont then bang but I'm good until then.

51 EGGS NEWMAN

>>212939410
Amateur

>>212940330
humanity will be gone in 5 years loser