Have a Mumford & Son coffee

>>212941073 (OP)
>no cardboard cup
was every aspect of his personality fake?

is third world cuisine really that bad, or was tony just being a tough critic

>>212941073 (OP)
Eat a giant baguette covered in cigarette ash. Eat two.

>>212941073 (OP)
>eating a sandwich and drinking coffee at the same time
Any movies for this plebeian feel?

>>212941073 (OP)
Marlboro is for posers. Have a Lucky Strike. Have two.

>listen to stomp clap music

>>212941073 (OP)
>baguette
>coffee
>cigarettes
imagine the morning shit

>>212941073 (OP)
>no ash tray
What kind of shitty restaurant is this? Or did he forget to ask for one and is now planning to flick cigarette ash on the ground?

>>212941073 (OP)
Why have the demoralizers locked in so hard on this one guy? There are lots of people with depressing stories.

*stomp*
*clap*
>HEY

>>212941155
>>212941316
It's not just a baguette, are you blind? There are really cheap pressed "ham" slices sticking out of it

>>212941073 (OP)
He truly thought that he was CNN Lou Reed.

>>212941404
Don't see any Lou reed threads on 4chan, so Bourdain won in that regard.

>>212941362

>>212941291
I wonder where hipsters are now

>>212941383
I think it’s that meme french sandwich that’s just bread, salted butter, and ham

>>212941073 (OP)
I still don't know what mumford and son is but the meme is funny

>>212941491
that sounds like a terrible breakfast

>>212941491
Nothing French about it, it's just a cheap snack.

>>212941552
read a book.

>>212941491
Sandwiches like that are all over Europe. It's not a meme

>>212941569
>it's popular and widespread
>therefore not a meme
literally unironically

>>212941566
Read two

>>212941566
Read two.