Were they gay lovers?

my gf thinks so for some reason lol

>>212941849 (OP)
just bros, women can't understand hetero male interactions, like this anon's gf >>212941877

kek, its so painfully obvious. They were drilling each others assholes and practicing hands free cumming, probably with chastity cages and butthole plugs

>>212941983
you need to be medicated

>>212941849 (OP)
They're not gay they're hobbits!

>>212941849 (OP)
yah there's an entire chapter in the Silmarillion where Sam flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

>>212942128
Hey, faggot, theyre not gay, theyre hobbits

>>212942024
what type of medicine are you suggesting?
and no, bullets, knives, ropes, drowning, etc. don't count as medicine.
anon has to still draw breath after the medication has been administered.

>>212941849 (OP)
I bet sam bottomed most of the time. despite being strong enough to never have to.

>>212941849 (OP)
No. FUCK you.

>>212941877
disgusting coomer skank

>>212941983
I'm so glad I'm not you. You will never have a single real friend.

OP has never had a good hetero friendship.

>>212942128
You type like a public school victim zoomchild.

>>212941877
she should be left in the woods and forced to fend off bears and snakes and hypothermia

>>212942128
well they'd ran out of lembas.

>>212941983
Incels having a meltdown over this 100% completely true post
>>212942223
fucking kill yourself right this second

>>212942233

A good hetero friendship, where they share the load.

>>212941849 (OP)
>In that hour of trial it was his love of his master that helped most to hold him firm
sounds perfectly straight to me

>>212942250
You sound like a victim of shortbus bullying, tubby.

they had a bond of mateship forged by great adversity, something todays generations have no knowledge of and mistake it for something else

>>212941849 (OP)
What did they eat?

>For zoomers camarederie is faggotry
What a wasted, useless generation.

>>212941983
You think they did butt stuff with the light of earaendil?

>>212941849 (OP)
This movie makes browns seethe so much and so uncontrollably that I find it very funny.

It's everything that reminds them that they are parasitic in nature and unequal to whites refined into a trilogy of seethe.

>>212942545
each other's ass

>>212942596
most zoomers dont know their dad :c

>>212942222
This is so perverse and brain raped. Your brain has been colonized by mind parasites. You have all let gays enter your brain like it was a sphincter.

>>212941849 (OP)
Have you never had a brother? Have you never loved a dear friend so much that you would prefer death above their suffering? The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.
https://youtu.be/A_lEf-nsI8o

>>212941849 (OP)
They one hundred percent explored each other's piss holes with hot mustard and got into gastroenteritis foreplay mud yiffing

>>212942758
No cap if you are fondling each other like that then you are a faggot my dude

don't be getting that close to another man's face and mouth just saying

>>212941849 (OP)
none of the hobbits are gay and the only one that would have the slightest chance of being gay would be Bilbo because he's an old rich guy that always stayed single

>>212942299
>seething roastie sighted
You lost now and forever :^)

If you cannot be emotionally intimate with another man without wanting to stick your dick in his shit pipe, something is damaged inside you.

>>212941849 (OP)
I think if they weren't barefoot it wouldn't seem as gay

It still trips me up that these movies are old enough now that 20 somethings were born after they came out. They don't feel old at all yet I've heard zoomers talk about them like they are some ancient set of films from the 40's or something.

>>212943529
your cock can still have a fun time raging in his fist

>>212942869
Ain't nobody fondling shit. Brotherhood is is a completely different thing. If you knew, you'd understand.

>>212943652
brotherhood? sounds like gay faggot shit to me bro. why would you touch each other all sus like that though?

>>212941849 (OP)
I remember some gay hinting lightly faggy moments in the books, that were definitely sus. nothing written about butt fucking though.

>>212943742
>shit to me bro.
You disagree, yet you still call me brother.

>>212941849 (OP)
>Were they gay lovers?
The cast was as an insult to Tokiens Catholicism. In Tokliens works no of course not.

>>212945251
>I remember some gay hinting lightly faggy moments in the books, that were definitely sus. nothing written about butt fucking though.
There is nothing even remotely homosexual in the books.

>>212941849 (OP)
I think they're just very child-like, or feminine, or if you will, just emotional sensitive and vulnerable. The hobbits kind of embody childhood (they're physically small, but also a young race, inexperienced with the outside world, sheltered from suffering, then have to come of age via the Fellowship). So all the Hobbits have a more child-like way of expressing their emotions by crying, cuddling and in the books holding hands (men hold hands with the hobbit characters too, though never with each other IIRC)

But also the books are thematically opposed to toxic-masculinity (basically, in nu-speak): it's a buzzword but by that I mean the idea there's a good way to be a man and a bad way that is destructive to others and yourself.
The books show righteous men as not just being brave, strong and competent, but also kind and considerate, compassionate, gentle with weak people, quick to laugh and they all sing and tell poems.
There's a few characters, like Boromir, that are strong, competent and (superhumanly) brave, but he's sort of too "macho" to be a real hero in LotR: he has vulnerability and fragility (he's extremely afraid of his people dying but also being proven to be weak) but he can never articulate it in an honest or humble way. He always boasts about how badass he and men of Minas Tirith are, but then at the end his insecurity about this is the chink in his armour that the Ring exploits.

>>212941849 (OP)

>>212941849 (OP)
Yes, enough that Sam bailed on death to be with Frodo instead of with his dead woman in hobbit afterlife. Hella gay oneitis.

>>212945830
all those words to post utter shit from someone who can't even read Lord of teh Rings because there are a fucking brainlet who spouts shit (like most homosexual halfwits).

>>212945644
>>Were they gay lovers?
>The cast was as an insult to Tokiens Catholicism. In Tokliens works no of course not.

>>212945871
The Lord of the Rings movies did not even include the actual endig of Lord of the rings including the destructionmpof the shire. The actors included notorious homosexuals as it was directed by an an anglo protestant and this was his 'funny' attack on Tolkiens Catholicism

>>212941849 (OP)
>I can't carry it in my bussy for you but I can suck your cock, Mister Frodo

>>212945871
I'm pretty sure he died in Valinor.
It's not directly said in LotR, but I think Tolkien confirmed in a letter he died.
But in Silmarillion stuff it's impossible for Frodo and Sam to live forever in Valinor, they will die and they will go to man-heaven, because nobody has the right to deny humans (men and hobbits) an afterlife in heaven anymore and living permanently until the apocalypse in Valinor would contradict that.

Who knows what the rules for Gimli and the dwarves are.

>>212945879
>>212945932
Having a schizophrenic episode or just retarded all the time?