Thread 212942365 - /tv/ [Archived: 393 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:19 AM No.212942365
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Does JJ have no shame?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:41 AM No.212942398
>>212942365 (OP)
Six million. Say it. Own it.

Say six million in the holocaust.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:22:19 AM No.212942418
your mom has no shame when she on this dick
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:23:14 AM No.212942449
>>212942365 (OP)
OP you're a grown ass man stop crying over kids movies you stupid baboon ass nigger
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:27:21 AM No.212942570
Those who bless Israel will be blessed
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:31:33 AM No.212942680
starkiller
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>>212942365 (OP)
The Starkiller Base might be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in a movie. The Death Star was supposed to represent the near unlimited resources of the Empire, and the scattered remnants of the imperials build a whole fucking Death Planet. This shit would be too over-the-top for fucking Warhammer 40k and this is supposed to be Star Wars.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:33:57 AM No.212942740
>>212942680
yea there's no way they could build something like this in only 30 years or however long its been between episodes 6 and 7
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:37:55 AM No.212942863
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>>212942365 (OP)
please post the actual size
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:06 AM No.212942925
>>212942863
It doesn't even make physical sense, the gravity at the bottom of the trench would be insane and collapse the whole thing.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:31 AM No.212942965
>>212942925
>jj abrams
>sense
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:31 AM No.212943030
Having no shame is not the same as having no talent.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:12 AM No.212943134
>>212942680
It would fit in no problem with 40k. Necron tomb worlds and Eldar craftworlds are basically the same as Starshitter base.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:06 AM No.212943462
CINFOUNDATION (106)
CINFOUNDATION (106)
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>>212942365 (OP)
Nothing in science fiction has shame anon. It's all the same concepts regurgitated since the 1920's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINfOhFj96c&list=WL&index=1469&ab_channel=KentLavis
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:00:22 AM No.212943523
CINSTARWARSROTS (2)
CINSTARWARSROTS (2)
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>>212942925
>>212942965
Yeah, he's kinda known for that. Like being able to say, see the Houston city skyline from Oklahoma City.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:04:47 AM No.212943647
What's the point of making a planet sized weapon for multiple planets, if one of a much smaller size does the same shit for one planet.
Also Star Killer based had a fucking ecosystem, most of them were trees yes, but what the fuck.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:07:34 AM No.212943732
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>>212942863
>WOW! It can shoot a laser from another system thousands of lightyears away and split mid-space to destroy all these planets at once! So much cooler than that wimpy Death Star!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:13:50 AM No.212943914
CINSTARWARSTLJ (4)
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>>212943647
Could be worse.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:14:22 AM No.212943933
>>212942398
Six million jews died in the holocaust. It happened. For real.

Can we have nice things now?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:15:07 AM No.212943957
>>212943933
Fuck off racist
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:19:21 AM No.212944083
>>212942365 (OP)
Death Star 2 being a thing let alone much larger than the first is already a hack move, JJ just kept the tradition alive.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:21:25 AM No.212944143
venus
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>>212943732
Also, all the Republic's major planets are in the same solar system in a cluster practically orbiting each other.

Every now and then, the orbits of Earth and Venus will bring the the planets really close to each other (the closest we ever get to another planet) and it still only looks like this.

Oh, and of course he had to retcon that the "Capital of the Republic" he destroyed wasn't actually Coruscant, but some new literally who planet that got recently made the capital of the Republic when people got mad at him for destroying Coruscant.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:40:51 AM No.212944650
>>212944083
>Death Star 2 being a thing ... is already a hack move,
The Death Star isn't like the one ring. It's not a mystical objects, it's the output of a militarized totalitarian regime. The ring wasn't an allegory for the a-bomb, but the Death Star is. The empire has to keep building them. And with the dissolving of the senate the Empire can't function without build a Death Star or something like it.
>let alone much larger than the first
Official sizes have always put Death Star 2 at about twice the size of the first Death Star, with some sources putting the sizes at 120 km in diameter, and 160 km in diameter respectively, or 160 km, and 200 km in diameter. The 900 km Death Star 2 is widely accept number for the 2nd Death Star.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:41:35 AM No.212944666
My script for Episode 10 includes a laser
superweapon that is kind of built into a web connecting 2 planets together
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:43:58 AM No.212944729
Why is the Death Star 2 all fucked up? There were no battles near it before BOE.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:17 AM No.212944799
>>212944729
Uh, I think it's still being built
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:49:44 AM No.212944866
>>212943914
Dumbed shit ever
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:50:16 AM No.212944881
>>212942863
>>212942365 (OP)
How many people died in the star killer base when it exploded?

>>212944729
Did you even watch RotJ?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:52:10 AM No.212944927
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>>212943957
haha no
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:54:43 AM No.212944998
TFA is probably the laziest, shittiest big budget movie ever made. There are no original ideas in this flick and everything just runs on fanboyism and nostalgia.

death star? death planet
r2d2? now he's a ball
monster with tentacles on a spaceship? now he's CGI
emperor as a hologram? now he's' cgi and looks more retarded
desert planet? desert planet 2.0

This list could be two pages long because pretty much everything is a rehash.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:56:00 AM No.212945019
>>212944866
The concept of RKKV? No. Its use in Star Wars. What killed it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:57:27 AM No.212945060
>>212942863
>make a planet sized death star that's hundreds of times larger than the last one
>can still be completely destroyed by one fighter squadron and a couple of small bombs
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:58:17 AM No.212945081
>>212944881
>Did you even watch RotJ?
Yeah, I don't remember it having holes
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:58:25 AM No.212945084
>>212942365 (OP)
Jews canโ€™t comprehend shame. Or guilt, or trust. Their central โ€œvirtueโ€ is death. yhwh is a death god and being his chosen means to die.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:59:48 AM No.212945125
>>212942863
It's like a bad fanfict written by a child.
>my death star is much bigger and can split its laser into multiple beams!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:00:11 AM No.212945131
this is why I have a reluctant respect for johnson
he's the epidemy of a basement troll incel virgin neckbeard creep loser, and somehow got the reigns to yidsneys flagship multi billion dollar franchise
and all he does is gouge out the eyes of jewjews hack fraud mystery box writing and take a steamy, sour, diahrea in it
then that stupid faggot abrams was forced to eat a big heaping bowl trying to finish this trashfire
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:02:48 AM No.212945199
Reminder that starkiller base, the planet itself is smaller than fucking ceres or pluto, in fact pluto literally "dwarfs" over this stupid fucking planet. Its gravity would basically be that of a tiny ass asteroid, it wouldn't have an atmosphere or trees or snow or anything like depicted in the movie. Pure fucking retard.

I've long maintained that the force awakens is actually the worst star wars movie, it's worse than TLJ and obviously the one after that. TLJ for all its flaws at least has a tiny bit of artistic integrity to it. TFA has nothing. It's slop all the way through. The concepts are slop. The characters are slop, the acting and storytelling all fucking slop.

JJ Abrams doesn't know how light travels through space. JJ doesn't understand scale. He doesn't understand fucking anything about space or planets or stars. He is a literal fucking retard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:03:24 AM No.212945211
>>212945125
>X is Y, but bigger
Abrams' directorial career in a nutshell.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:04:05 AM No.212945227
>>212942863
>implying size matters
Even the tiny first Death Star can destroy starkiller base.
Starkiller base can't even target it since it's slower and needs a star to use its primary weapon. What a joke.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:04:44 AM No.212945243
>>212945227
>Even the tiny first Death Star can destroy starkiller base.
This + it's didn't rely on an external power source to fire.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:10:35 AM No.212945423
>>212942925
jj is a hack
thankfully his well seems to have run dry and even his producing only jobs seem to have run out
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:11:40 AM No.212945451
>>212944998
It gets even funnier when you realize how much TLJ cribs from Spaceballs.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:12:10 AM No.212945463
file
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I could go on for multiple posts about how retarded starkiller base is.

660km in diameter lol, legends says it's over 5,000km. Ceres is almost 1000km in diameter. Pluto is like 2400km.

How does it have an atmosphere for such a tiny object? Snow? Oxygenated atmosphere? Trees? The gravity on ceres is a fraction of what it is on Earth and this thing is smaller than Earth, you would feel almost weightless on Ilum.

Then there's this retarded firing thing. So it can fire FTL, and the weapon's beam can travel through space FTL and then split into 5 to target the retarded republic planets that are for some reason all within closer distance to each other than the earth is to the moon.
Then, for some reason the literal LIGHT from the weapon firing and blowing up other planets can somehow TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT.

Yes, in JJ's Onions Wars, LIGHT CAN TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT. Because the galaxy, if like the milky way, is like 100k light years across, so starkiller can fire at a planet thousands if not tens of thousands of light years away from it, and then other people in the galaxy can then SEE THE LIGHT OF THE WEAPON AND PLANETS BLOWN UP from tens of thousands of light years away just by looking up in the daylight sky to see it. Yes, light travels faster than light in star wars.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:12:38 AM No.212945470
>>212944650
death star 2 would be impossible to construct so quickly given that the entire workforce that built death star 1 died on it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:12:47 AM No.212945476
>>212943134
Necrons and Eldars had millions of years to develop that, not 30. Retard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:14:12 AM No.212945512
>>212942925
It would be slightly less than if the trench wasn't there, it wouldn't collapse anything. You're speaking nonsense.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:58 AM No.212945560
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>>212942863
This and Palpatine snapping his fingers and summoning hundreds of Star Destroyers, only for Rey to snap her fingers to make them all go away only made the franchise seem smaller, not bigger. Star Destroyers alone are so huge they could have countless stories written inside them but now everything in the entire universe revolves around 2-3 characters with godlike powers and nothing else matters. At least in the very first movie the cast spent quite a lot of the movie's length inside Death Star.

In the next Disney Trilogy the resurrected cyborg-Palpatine builds 500 Starkiller Bases in a matter of couple of years so the next wheelchair black lesbian jedi and her token friends go on a quest to hunt down a tiny jewel on Tatooine that can instantly destroy all of them. And turns out she's actually the grand daughter of Rey, Palpatine, Han Solo and Chewbacca all at once and she's an ace pilot, sharpshooter, jedi master and robot engineer.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:02 AM No.212945589
>>212942398
11 million people died in the Holocaust.
Is there a more intentionally-ignored mass casualty than those 5 million goys? Every person in the world knows 6 million Jews but virtually no one understands the actual extent of the Holocaust because it's purposefully taught incorrectly, everywhere.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:10 AM No.212945593
>>212945463
It's a kids movie, buddy. Calm down.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:35 AM No.212945606
>>212944143
It wasn't just some people it was George Lucas personally stepping in since at the time he was doing some TV show idea set on coruscant
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:43 AM No.212945607
>>212945593
no, I don't think I will. I'd honestly rant more about this but it's late and I have to get up early
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:22:46 AM No.212945750
>>212942398
more than six milliion, yoiu are forgetting all the polish catholics after general extermination as well as the roma and others but then you are not european but some squalid foreign savage
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:26:03 AM No.212945848
>>212945607
Stay and rant for us anon. I'll help. There's established visual language for things going ftl in star wars. If the beams had done the run up to lightspeed thing and vanished, and then reappeared over Coruscant, it would have been in keeping with other visuals and easy to understand.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:51:19 AM No.212946442
Foundation death star_thumb.jpg
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>>212942365 (OP)
Why not just built something handy like webm related?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:47 AM No.212946602
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>>212942365 (OP)
JJ is a jewish knave who doesn't care or know how space works

As he ruined Trek so he ruined SW
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:59:23 AM No.212946635
wall of text post:

I mostly like what the current canon is surrounding post rotj pre force awakens, I think they did a fantastic job at patching the lore and painting a realistic picture of what the new status quo would look like.
Empire collapses, new republic rises. New republic gets complacent because ofc they do every politician is either from the rule of the empire (corrupt) or from the legacy of the original republic (literal retards).
The remnants of the empire take advantage of this, drop all pretense of being a merciful government and begin their plans for a coup using starkiller base and ultimately the resurrection of their evil magic king. Such a ripe 30 years to tell a story!

It works pretty well and would be an awesome way to do a trilogy. Can you imagine if star killer base was the last movie in the trilogy? How more impactful it would be if THAT'S when ben becomes kylo ren, THAT'S when the new republic capital is destroyed, THAT'S when Finn defects from the first order, THAT'S when we would've got legacy actors returning to reprise their roles as old luke, leia and han.

A trilogy showing the fall of the new republic while an evil emerges and our brand new hero ben turns to the dark side...
Am I saying they should have just aped the prequel trilogy instead of the original trilogy...yes. yes i am.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:02:59 AM No.212946715
>>212946442
>let's weaponize a black hole
hard sci-fi my ass
why not just throught a rock on a planet eh?
last time it fell here it did kill 90% of life
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:03:48 AM No.212946730
>>212946442
Recall nowhere in the whole of SW canon they ever tapped a singularity.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:04:56 AM No.212946754
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>>212946715
She's had her share of things hitting her.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:09:14 AM No.212946872
>>212943732
Starkiller base can't even jump through hyperspace. Let alone aim itself at nearby targets.
It would literally have to gradually rotate on it's own jus to be able to fire at anything
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:15 AM No.212946894
>>212943933
Nope.
Hitler didn't go hard enough, so now we have to deal with jews ruining everything in the current age
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:17:31 AM No.212947049
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>>212942365 (OP)
>>212942863
Here's the actual correct scale.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:21:05 AM No.212947123
>>212942680
They didn't build the planet, they just hollowed out the sacred Jedi Lightsaber Crystal planet and put a huge gun in it powered by whatever Kyber was left from stripmining for the Death Star laser.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:21:23 AM No.212947128
>>212946730
>in the whole of SW
When disney says it's canon, it just is.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:21:38 AM No.212947136
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>>212942863
The 660km figure came from the hologram in the movie that compared it to the incorrect 120km size of the first Death Star from the old West End games RPG sourcebooks and had Starkiller Base 5.5 times larger in diameter.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:23:19 AM No.212947181
deathstar_vs_starkiller
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>>212945463
The 660km figure came from the hologram in the movie that compared it to the incorrect 120km size of the first Death Star from the old West End Games RPG sourcebooks and had Starkiller Base 5.5 times larger in diameter.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:26:12 AM No.212947243
>>212945593
Makes it more important it's got at least some semblance of a solid scientific basis.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:28:09 AM No.212947284
>still caring about Star Wars
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:31:39 AM No.212947322
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>>212944729
Don't need the unnecessary internal decks and outer shell to be complete to get the superlaser operational.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:34:10 AM No.212947379
ds2_model
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>>212947322
The final version on screen was also mirrored from the actual filming model.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:51:05 AM No.212947691
>>212946442
...a Dyson Sphere?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:38 AM No.212948074
>>212944729
it was still being built, it was a trap. Make it appear as if its still not fully operational and an easy target, but have all the weaponry and laser operational to wipe out the resistance who basically put everything they had into the attack.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:03:06 AM No.212948951
>>212942365 (OP)
Imagine the gas mileage.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:04:47 AM No.212948977
>>212945060
Is that what happened? Did it really follow Hope to a T?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:05:14 AM No.212948982
>>212946730

There are mentions here and there about how the Jedi are scared shitless of black holes, because they are a hole in the Force or something.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:06:49 AM No.212949011
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