I don't want to come in tomorrow.

>I want your secretary to stop ignoring me when I try to make small talk

I want 0 dollars and 0 cents every day, for the rest of my life.

>>212944698 (OP)
why didn’t he tell the joker he can reveal batman’s secret identity for money?

>>212944916
>Why didn’t he just contact this serial killer that kills everyone he meets?

>>212944698 (OP)
And if any gentiles ask, I never warned you.

>>212944942
People in the Dark Knight are very trusting of "the Joker" for some reason

>>212944974
Yeah, in a film littered with plot holes, this is unironically one of the biggest. All of these supposedly seasoned, hardened criminals are shocked when this flamboyant schizo psycho who wears clown makeup double-crosses them. What the fuck did they think was gonna happen?

>>212944698 (OP)
Was that supposed to be funny?

>>212944698 (OP)
>Do Not Come.

>I want…bidets in every toilet in the office

I go to paid leave.

>>212944839
Good luck.

>I want the vending machine in the hallway to be free for me. I won't abuse that, I swear. I just like a snack every now and then.

>I want to play CIA in the next movie.

>>212945064
It's a complication of combining older Batman stories that weren't meant to be combined. The Long Halloween is in a Gotham with virtually no freak criminals, and the organized crime is so entrenched that it's basically gone legit. That's why they don't understand a criminal wanting to betray them, it's too lucrative to stay in your lane and hope the mob can take down Batman. Meanwhile, the Gotham of the movies is mostly organized, but they've seen enough freaks to anticipate them and are beginning to organize around pushing them out. These are mutually exclusive.

>>212944698 (OP)
I want a 45-minute lunch break every day and hot coffee in the staff room

>I want a parking space within walking distance of the office. No more taking the train with the crack heads and chimping niggers!