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>>212944700 (OP)
OMELETTES

>>212944700 (OP)
years > days >>>>>>>>>> weeks

28 years without sex is crazy

>>212944700 (OP)
Was he the lead singer in Men at Work?

>>212944783
He was just a band who wanted to get what's down under. He was going to be one of the men who plundered.

my men haven’t rizzed a gyatt in 28 bloody days!

>>212944700 (OP)
Its been 3 years for me bros. I understand him now.

>>212944752
>28 years later being the best
0/10

>>212944700 (OP)
28 days without sex would drive any man insane

>>212944837
>Its been 3 years for me bros. I understand him now.

5 year dry spell for me. just imagine bros...

>>212944870
filtered :)

>>212944894
Is there a murderous rage bubbling beneath your surface?

>>212944938
none actually. i'm just tired of putting in any effort of getting pussy, i just want to fap if i get horny and get it over it and continue playing videogames or working out / watching youtube / twitch

>>212945059
You will be recalibrated if you just retain. A month out and you'll no longer be controlled by your urges

>>212944700 (OP)
I require an orgasm, Jim.

>>212945222
>You will be recalibrated if you just retain. A month out and you'll no longer be controlled by your urges

i fucking wish. this cute asian girl seems on to me and keeps on brushing touching my shoulder. she also keeps showing off her butt which is quite flat butt but i appreciate the effort.

>>212944700 (OP)
pajeet thread

>>212944700 (OP)
>The Men.

>>212944700 (OP)
As far back as I can remember, people killing people.

>>212944700 (OP)
You know a lad's desperate when he's willing to fornicate with a gorilla lmao. I'd rather fuck one of the zombies

>>212944700 (OP)
Fun afct I recentlywas made aware of. All of 28 days later is plagarised from the 1981 BBC TV series, from the waking up in the hospital through to the 'letting the zombies in to kill the military dude;s though to the ;real monsters were the people all along'

Go watch it if you don;t believe me. Danny Boyle literally ripped off every scene from a TV show he saw as a kid.

>>212946511
Day of the Triffids BBC 1981 Danny Boyle plagarised it.

Ye don't unnerstand m8, t'lads ain't had a poke fer 3 whole days. Crazy innit? That's why we gotta bugger yer birds an execute you by firing squad.