anyone excited for kristen stewart's directorial debut, "THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER"? it stars imogen poots and jim belushi

>>212945051 (OP)
gonna need sauce before thread is killed

>>212945092
why would the thread be killed? the chronology of water is a real film. it premiered in cannes earlier this year

>Shot on 16mm, the film's non-linear narrative and visceral visuals aim for poetic resonance, with water symbolizing both destruction and renewal. IndieWire (IndieWire Review) gave it a B+, praising its “fearless” defiance of expectations, while Variety (Variety Review) called it “artful and captivating,” likening it to The Tree of Life for its impressionistic style.

she's channeling her inner malick. fucking hype!

>>212945051 (OP)

>>212945184
is the OP webm from the movie?

>>212945358
nah, she doesnt act in the chronology of water. that's just some random vlog she did

>>212945218
>Some movies are shot, this one was directed
Lmao, all these "praises" tell me it's a directionless movie about nothing.

>>212945467
Vlog about getting fucked?

>>212945769
shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile faggot

>>212945467
does it get spicy or is that the whole thing?

>>212945051 (OP)
off the cuff, no
>>212945218
having read this, definitely fucking no
>>212945769
yep
>>212945851
given he said nothing pedophilic and you're the one acting like a faggot, i assume you are also a pedophile

>>212945900
hi pedo

>>212945218
It's a bad sign when a movie can't stand on its own and they feel the need to say it's like some other successful filmmaker's style

POST THE FUCKING SOURCE

>>212945989
it's on kstew's youtube page. now, keep on topic and talk about the movie or her career

>>212946009
>it's on kstew's youtube page
link it then :)

>>212945051 (OP)
who is this pure and virginal lass?

kim gordon of sonic youth fame also stars in the film

>>212945051 (OP)
Kstew noooo

Looks nothing like her

>>212946233
>Difficulty with face recognition, also known as prosopagnosia, is a common challenge for individuals with autism spectrum disorder (ASD).

>>212945051 (OP)
looks like margaret qualley

>>212946118
I will now absolutely not watch this dogshit.

>>212946301
why not?

>>212946316
you a faggot nigga

She looks like a hotter version of KStew

>>212946118
Wtf, is that thora birch from ghost world and American Beauty?

>>212946334
sonic youth is alright

>>212946335
i saw her prolapsed asshole and went temporarily blind. now the sight of her makes me nauseous.

>>212945051 (OP)
>imogen poots
no pooting at 35 that's fo sho
like 10 years past the wall... even 20 given her face lol
would probably be more interested in a mystery "thriller" in why she didn't get married before she hit the wall at 21

>>212945092
>>212945989
anna de ville

>>212946948
you have no idea how much i hate my life

>>212946978
if you give us any details I guarantee you it will make people clicking in this thread less angry lol

>>212945051 (OP)
If she gets her tits out and there are no n****** then yes

>>212947163
>If she gets her tits out and there are no n******
Ana de Armas did that and it was still as a huge nothingburger as an Iranian attack on Israel
just highlights the degradation of normality esse, just nuke them por favor and make Ana de Armas great again :<

>>212946975
After looking her up, she looks even less like KStew... Still beautiful

I HAVE THE NEED TO BREED

>>212948075
send it to Electronic Arts anon, if you can stand the pajeet stink and homosexual demands from your coworkers (only 1 sex as they are all as disgusting)

>>212948596
what?

There is absolutely zero chance a movie called "The Chronology of Water" won't be complete shit.

>>212945184
Did they...?

>>212945051 (OP)
That is not Kristen Stewart. Who is that?

>>212945910
People need a point of reference. Citing something that people understand shorthand’s the communication and gets people’s heads in the ballpark.

>>212946118
Is that Thira Birch second from the right, and why is she wearing her father’s suit?

>>212946357
And don’t forget Dingeons and Dragons “honor among thieves”. The first one.

>>212951296
Anna de Ville.
Beautiful porn whore who unfortunately does 95% anal and weird fetish stuff which you have to wade through if you want more normal stuff with her

>>212951584
>unfortunately does 95% anal and weird fetish stuff
>unfortunately