Thread 212948058 - /tv/ [Archived: 463 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:11:42 AM No.212948058
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Why did George think Jar-Jar would work? It makes watching The Phantom Menace very tough. Was it just a case of George being surrounded by yes-men and no one had the balls to say to him "Jar-Jar is the most annoying character ever".
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:14:37 AM No.212948102
>>212948058 (OP)
It's a movie for children you nerd. Grow up ffs.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:16:50 AM No.212948146
>>212948058 (OP)
The character was for the five year old kids in the audience. It wasn't for (You). He did his job perfectly and those of us who aren't manchildren that get easily embarrassed by the presence of what was basically a cartoon rabbit in Star Wars form, enjoyed the movie regardless.

Maybe one day you will grow up and accept that you were watching a movie marketed primarily for children and accept it for what it was.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:07:47 AM No.212949023
>>212948058 (OP)
Kill yourself, retard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:18:31 AM No.212949182
He's not the worst thing from the prequels, and George changed course as soon as he noticed how people hated him.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:20:57 AM No.212949222
>>212948146
I watched this movie when I was 5 and my favorite characters were the cool Jedi, not this gay retard
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:21:21 AM No.212949229
>>212948102
>It's a movie for children you nerd.
Children sure do love scenes of senate hearings about trade route taxation!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:23:22 AM No.212949267
>>212948102
>it's ok to feed children with nothing but slop
Don't complain once the newer generations are nothing but braindead golems you fucking moron.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:32:12 AM No.212949409
>>212949267
>once the newer generations are nothing but braindead golems
That would be your generation
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:51:59 AM No.212949690
>>212949222
Everyone wanted to be the jedi but kids laughed at Jar Jar. It's called a funny sidekick, imbecile.

>>212949229
Like other movies and shows, (ie. The Simpsons, Bluey) it was primarily marketed for kids but it also had adult content so the parents would not be bored to death. You can work in stuff for different audiences. Goddamn you are retarded, I shouldn't have to explain this shit,
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:53:19 AM No.212949714
>>212948102
I didn't like him as a kid and I've never met another person who even tolerated Jar Jar as a child.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:54:48 AM No.212949724
>>212948058 (OP)
He was stylistically designed to be that way
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:54:58 AM No.212949727
no different to the ewoks
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:55:49 AM No.212949742
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>>212948058 (OP)
>Was it just a case of George being surrounded by yes-men and no one had the balls to say to him "Jar-Jar is the most annoying character ever".
this, yes, also he was designed to entertain kids. He should have redone the character, gotten a talented comedian who does good physical comedy, like maybe Jim Carrey or Carrottop (stop laughing, he'd have done it), plaster them in top notch ayylmao makeup and costume, and gotten them to do more real world, physical gags.

It has to be someone fit aswell, because the original twist of him being a secret villain was quite clever and would have worked well. Hence roid monkey Carrot-Top.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:58:15 AM No.212949773
>>212949229
I suppose George was trying to have something for everyone, young and old, Jar Jar never bothered me, how much screen time does he actually get? Now if he showed up racing a pod, then appeared mid lightsaber fight making fart sounds I could understand the hateโ€ฆ
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:58:20 AM No.212949776
>>212948058 (OP)
For some reason this is the only place I see people defending this character.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:59:49 AM No.212949801
>>212949714
i was in 6th grade when i watched it at the cinema with school friends, none of us liked or appreciated Jar Jar at all, we enjoyed most of the TPM though, the visuals were in a class of their own, utterly unsurpassed until I saw Fellowship of the ring in the cinema, first time i ever realised just how incredible a top-notch film could be.

Anyone else really disappointed in how much western media as a whole has failed in general in the last 20 years? when i was a young teen, i was blown away by the cinematics and atmosphere of Diablo 2+LoD. The pure distilled kino of it, only to discover that D2 was literally the peak of arpg storytelling and nothing else has come close, all its contemporaries have basically aped the theme and never tried to surpass the benchmark it set, just made better gameplay iterations. Same with movies, they're all just trying to, at best, hit the same beats and level of quality as older masterpieces, and invariably failing at it. I'm not even talking about the decline in talent and all the shitskins and dieversity hires muddying the waters, its been a decline in every format, music and literature aswell.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:00:36 AM No.212949813
>>212949773
They cut to his shenanigans at the end when Maul is fighting the other two, then some more slapstick right after Liam Neeson gets fucked
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:56:21 AM No.212950614
>>212949229
That makes it a bad children's movie, but a children's movie nonetheless. Grow. Up.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:58:32 AM No.212950650
>>212949229
Go back and rewatch the first scene where Vader chokes the guy during the meeting in A New Hope, no kid is "getting" all that dialogue either
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:59:53 AM No.212950668
boggling how ep 1 and ep 3 are part of the same trilogy, they are tonal opposites
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:02:28 AM No.212950703
>>212949690
This fag likes jar jar and calls others imbeciles lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:06:17 AM No.212950754
>>212948058 (OP)
>Why did George think Jar-Jar would work?
He worked, kids loved him and to this day he is still generating butthurt with the boomers. If he didn't work, he would have been forgotten like everyone from the Yidsney slop.
>Was it just a case of George being surrounded by yes-men
That too.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:09:55 AM No.212950795
>>212950754
No one likes him lol
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:10:36 AM No.212950800
>>212948058 (OP)
George was an out of touch moron who thought kids would love a bumbling comedy relief, when they wanted lightsaber fights instead.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:10:41 AM No.212950802
>>212949727
Cope, the ewoks kicked imperial ass and were important to the story.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:12:28 AM No.212950830
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Jar jar was supposed to be a hidden sith but the morons pressured Lucas to write in duku instead because the chips on the internet wouldn't STFU
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:13:40 AM No.212950850
>>212950795
I like him. The fuck are you gonna do about it sport?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:16:52 AM No.212950884
>>212948058 (OP)
Watching the anniversary screening last year and not seeing a single soul laughing at any Jar Jar antic was pretty telling at how people just make shit up about him being funny.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:18:16 AM No.212950902
>>212948058 (OP)
Disney and Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:24:39 AM No.212950988
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>>212950850
>it's not even good enough to say it's a kids' movie anymore, prequelfags will pretend to like this guy just to score an epic dunk
L-Lucas bros, we just can't stop winning!!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:26:44 AM No.212951010
>>212950988
The cg looks so fucking rough. That scene where Qui Gon or whoever the fuck snaps his tongue back in his mouth is incredibly janky looking.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:07 AM No.212951241
>>212948058 (OP)
rewatched it and he wasn't that bad...until the droid battle scene. so much building up to the droids powering on and yet literally nothing cool happens in that fight; it's just jar jar fucking around until the droids power down. wtf!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:50:32 AM No.212951346
release the jar jar villain cut, cowards
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:07:51 PM No.212951559
>>212948058 (OP)
He wanted the prequels to be like his favorite Disney cartoons when Donald /Mickey /goofy would team up.
Donald =Anakin
Mickey = kenobi
Goofy= Jar Jar
But those Disney cartoons were made by the some of the most talented animators on the planet at the time and is the main reason why they still hold up today
George just half assed everything because he was just making 2 hour long toy commercials
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:08:55 PM No.212951571
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>>212948102
99% chance this is bait. 1% chance you're this guy.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:33:26 PM No.212951821
>>212948058 (OP)
The problem with Jar Jar is that they tried to make him too sympathetic. The parts where the audience is expected to identify with him like "Yousa tinken people gonna die?" and "wesa goin home!!!" come off as awkward.
It's weird because in-universe all the characters like Obi-Wan think he's an idiot too, but they keep throwing in scenes where we're supposed to identify with him.
He should have been characterized more like C-3PO where he's just cringe and the movie is ok with that. We're never expected to cry about C-3PO's plight or whatever.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:38:11 PM No.212951866
>>212950668
I guess lucas wanted the movies to represent Anakin growing up
1st movie= kids movie
2nd movie= teen romance
3rd movie= adult disillusionment
Its an interesting idea that the movies themselves would represent what the character was going through but I don't think it was all that successful.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:45:57 PM No.212951933
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>>212951571
I'm still baffled by how well this works, you just say it's a movie for children and poof, can't be criticized anymore
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:53:13 PM No.212952025
>>212951933
If you can't watch the movie through the eyes of a child then you shouldn't be watching it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:00:13 PM No.212952077
>>212950668
Filtered
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:01:49 PM No.212952095
>>212951010
You're retarded. The effects for jar jar were brilliantly done.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:03:24 PM No.212952109
>>212951571
99% chance you're that star wars soiboy who records himself crying when watching trailers. 1% chance you're an equally cringe manchild but with not enough confidence for reaction videos.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:08:24 PM No.212952165
>>212948058 (OP)
He doesn't really have much to do with why Phantom Menace is so bad.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:20:41 PM No.212952321
>>212948058 (OP)
Calling it a kids movie is a complete cop out
Like there are no good childrenโ€™s movies so itโ€™s okay for it to be bad
Wizard of Oz is considered one of the best films ever made and itโ€™s a kids movie
Prime Pixar put out a lot of good kids movies (not any more though)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:46:57 PM No.212952651
>>212952109
>Star Wars is not just largely but exclusively for children
>stuff made for children is inherently unimportant and so it doesn't matter how good or shit it is (or what messaging it may contain)
>if you disagree you're automatically a cringy Star Wars obsessive
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:43 PM No.212954144
>>212948058 (OP)
He was told to add more diversity, so being an autistic he distilled the essence of the negro and gave us Bink's.

Audiences - used to the dramaturgic deception of negroidic competence - found the unvarnished truth off putting.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:06 PM No.212954767
>>212948058 (OP)
comic relief for kids?
Was my favourite character back then
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:33 PM No.212954825
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>>212948058 (OP)
Unironically he thought it was genius that Jar Jar was the anti-Yoda (it's sort of like pottery, it rhymes): silly-looking creature is actually a Jedi/Sith lord.
I know it's kind of a reddit theory but if you watch episode 1 knowing that he might be a sith lord, a lot of scenes make more sense.
He was probably replaced with Dooku when fans hated him.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:37 PM No.212954828
>>212948058 (OP)
He was trying to take that Michelle Tanner energy and translate it to the big screen in a way that Mary Kate and Ashley never did.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:55 PM No.212954857
He's an irrelevant side character and minstrel for the kids, much in the same way C3P0/R2D2 were in the OT. You're supposed to ignore them and pay attention to the core plot. This is a very old and known device.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:24 PM No.212954955
>>212949229
Fuck off Mike
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:39 PM No.212955119
>>212948058 (OP)
he adds a comedic flair to it, star wars is all about fun and filters artslop viewers like you
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:26:39 PM No.212956528
>>212948102
who the fuck is paying for this bot?

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