I want to be able to join All-hands meetings through Zoom. No cam no mic. - /tv/ (#212950803) [Archived: 381 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:10:43 AM No.212950803

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Replies: >>212950875 >>212951465 >>212951878 >>212952133 >>212952765 >>212953058 >>212953460

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:15:54 AM No.212950875

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>>212950803 (OP)
>I want to skim fractions of a penny on all Wayne Enterprises financial transactions and discreetly place them into a bank account of my choosing.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:18:09 AM No.212950900

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>I want the caramel biscuits to be a permanent addition to the snack table

Replies: >>212951625

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:38:40 AM No.212951165

>I want people to hold the elevator during rush hour

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 11:54:31 AM No.212951393

>I want the invitation card for the Christmas Party to display the right date, time and avenue this year

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:00:03 PM No.212951461

>I want to be franchised

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:00:06 PM No.212951462

>I just want some recognition, man. Could Mr Wayne tell me I'm doing a good job every now and then? God I'm so lonely.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:00:18 PM No.212951465

>>212950803 (OP)
>i want to be able to fart loudly without being reprimanded and reported to HR by Martha in the cubicle next to me

Replies: >>212952116

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:05:17 PM No.212951535

>I want to become a forced meme on redditchan's /tv/ board

Replies: >>212951855

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:14:30 PM No.212951625

>>212950900
>and you think the other employees won't veto this decision in favor of the chocolate covered pretzels?
>Good luck

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:36:39 PM No.212951855

>>212951535
>Good luck

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:39:24 PM No.212951878

>>212950803 (OP)
I want to be loved by a beautiful woman

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:04:08 PM No.212952116

>>212951465
>Martha

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:05:47 PM No.212952133

>>212950803 (OP)
>I want to start ordering good triple ply toilet paper and not this horrible single stuff

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 1:56:29 PM No.212952765

>>212950803 (OP)
>I want to be robin.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 2:18:03 PM No.212952994

I want him to build ME a rocketship!

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 2:22:12 PM No.212953058

>>212950803 (OP)
>I want to be able to know beforehand whether I'm dealing with a turd or a fart

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 2:51:39 PM No.212953460

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>>212950803 (OP)
>I want to be allowed to sleep in the parking lot every day, for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 2:55:42 PM No.212953518

I want a bowling alley installed in my cubicle. And a pony the size of a horse.