Thread 212953111 - /tv/ [Archived: 315 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:26:02 PM No.212953111
RatB
RatB
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Who could forgets dear RatBoy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:27:47 PM No.212953133
>>212953111 (OP)
Hit 'em with it!
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Cabin anon !!ClnD+8UDhOb
7/21/2025, 2:28:24 PM No.212953144
TroutMaskR
TroutMaskR
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>>212953111 (OP)
>>212953000
>O I AM BASKIN
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:29:17 PM No.212953155
who ya callin rat boy
who ya callin rat boy
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>>212953111 (OP)
>>212953133
Who ya callin' RatBoy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:31:32 PM No.212953182
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>>212953133
>>212953111 (OP)
Toasting in epicB
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:43:23 PM No.212953352
>>212953155
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>>212953111 (OP)
>>212953000

Not bad Baskin band............not bad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:48:34 PM No.212953429
Miss Jebidiah Springfield
Miss Jebidiah Springfield
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>>212953111 (OP)
>>212953133
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>>212953155
Holy frik! Now that deserves an The Simpsons check!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:35 PM No.212953668
>>212953111 (OP)
I had a dream and came up with this idea for a Simpson episode:

The episode starts with Springfield elementary enacting a new rule banning cell phones. The kids begin complaining. Bart is especially vocal about his withdrawal symptoms, and Lisa quips about the blessing of actually having to think for once.

On the bus, Otto is driving while clearly way too high (maybe he smoked something he found under the seat). The kids start to notice things going bad. Otto is weaving, talking to himself, and laughing at random objects on the road. Eventually, Otto takes a wrong turn onto a dirt road, and the kids realize they are completely lost. The tension builds as Otto swerves dangerously, and Milhouse yells, "We're gonna die! We're all gonna die!" As Otto nearly crashes into a tree, Bart and Lisa lead a mutiny. They demand that Otto pull over, and Otto, too out of it to argue, does so right in front of a mansion. They want to use their phones to call for help, only to realize they have none since they were banned. They try to use Otto’s but he has some weird shitty drug dealer type phone with no minutes or something.

Desperate, they knock on the door of the nearby mansion, which is owned by an eccentric, rich, and slightly off-kilter older woman, Margo Whitestone, who is thrilled to entertain the kids while they wait for help. Her house is over-the-top luxurious, complete with a massive pool, a room full of vintage arcade games, and an endless buffet of fancy snacks. Nelson gets a little too comfortable, and Ralph runs around pretending to be a butler.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:05:57 PM No.212953687
>>212953668
The kids pretend to make calls, but in reality, they are just hanging out and enjoying the mansion’s wealth of amenities. Lisa starts to feel guilty and tries to call for help, but she gets distracted by the opulence. Meanwhile, Bart convinces Martin to challenge him in a high-stakes game of billiards, and Kirk (who’s inexplicably there as the mansion’s groundskeeper) keeps offering the kids weird, niche “luxury” snacks like caviar-flavored potato chips.

Back at Springfield Elementary, the school begins to notice that the kids are missing. Principal Skinner calls an emergency staff meeting. Miss Hoover gets increasingly panicked. A manhunt ensues, complete with Chief Wiggum frantically issuing orders over the radio. The kids at the mansion, meanwhile, have no intention of returning home anytime soon.

Eventually, margo finds sour what’s going on and the kids get picked up. Otto gets fired for being a drug addict (allegory to cell phone addictions being like drug addictions), Margo hires Otto as her driver and the school gets a new bus driver.