Well, /tv/?

Wait don't half of these movies already exist?

Are we in a recursive time loop where they're re-making relatively successful movies from a year ago?

>>212953574 (OP)

Here’s some clarification on the upcoming films — including their production companies and brief descriptions:
>Scream 7 (Paramount Pictures)
>Cat in the Hat (Warner Bros. Animation)
>Hoppers (Disney Pixar)
>The Bride! (Warner Bros.) – A punk-rock take on Bride of Frankenstein, set in modern times. Christian Bale plays the monster, Jessie Buckley is the bride, and Jake Gyllenhaal also stars.
>Super Mario Bros. 2 (Universal Pictures / Illumination)
>The Mummy (Warner Bros. & New Line Cinema) – A horror film directed by Lee Cronin.
>The Mandalorian and Grogu (Disney & Lucasfilm)
>Masters of the Universe (Amazon MGM Studios) – A $200 million big-budget theatrical release directed by Travis Knight.
>Scary Movie 6 (Paramount Pictures) – The Wayans brothers return as directors.
>The Dish – Directed by Steven Spielberg, written by David Koepp. A UFO/alien story in the spirit of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
>Toy Story 5 (Disney Pixar)
>Supergirl (DC Studios)
>Minions 3 (Universal Pictures & Illumination)
>Moana (Live Action) (Disney) – Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Maui.
>The Odyssey (Universal Pictures) – A new film by Christopher Nolan.
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day (Sony Pictures & Marvel Studios/Disney) – Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.
>Clayface (DC Studios) – A horror film based on the Batman villain, with a story by Mike Flanagan. Small budget (~$40 million).
>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender (Paramount Animation) – First film from Avatar Studios, based on the Nickelodeon series.
>The Hunger Games: Sunrise of the Reaping (Lionsgate) – A prequel focused on Haymitch Abernathy.

>>212953645

>Narnia – Based on The Magician’s Nephew, directed by Greta Gerwig. Produced by Netflix and IMAX with a $200 million budget. Exclusive IMAX release window (2 weeks), followed by a Netflix premiere on Christmas Day.
>Jumanji – Sequel to the last Dwayne Johnson-led film (Sony Pictures).
>Ice Age 6 (Disney) – Although Blue Sky Studios is closed, Disney is continuing the franchise.
>Dune: Part Three (Warner Bros. Pictures & Legendary Pictures)
>Avengers: Doomsday (Marvel Studios & Disney)
>Shrek 5 (DreamWorks Animation & Universal Pictures)
>Werwulf – A medieval European horror film directed by Robert Eggers, produced by Universal Pictures and Focus Features.

It's also possible that a Godzilla Minus One sequel will be released in 2026

>>212953574 (OP)
>Marvel Studios
>DC Studios
The logos are the exact fucking same. The same thing. End this fucking industry already and kill everyone in it.

>>212953681
DC Studios is nicer

I can't wait to se what 2027 will look like...

>>212953712
Nooooooo

>>212953694
Why not just keep the DC Films name they operated with for 10 years? Why plagiarize Marvel to this pathetic an extent?

>>212953574 (OP)
>>212953662
>>212953712
Of all thee I will maybe see Dunc pt 3 and The Batman part 2 at the theatre and thats about it.

>>212953574 (OP)
Disney pumps out too many movies a year, it just makes me have 0 interest in any of their stuff and see it as nothing but slop.
So I guess I'll go and see maybe Supergirl, The Odyssey and Werwulf

>>212953786
Because its separate from that. Jts a whole studio

>>212953803
Gunn just wanted to have his own Marvel Studios and just uses DC to spite Marvel. He's turned DC into Marvel. It's over.

I'm looking forward to The Dish, and Project Hail Mary which isn't listed here. I guess Narnia might be interesting if i'm really desperate for fantasy, but i've already read the books as a kid and seen atleast 2 other screen adaptations, i didn't find the source material that compelling

>>212953574 (OP)
So many sequels and remakes and reboots to consoom!! i can't wait!!!!!!! thank you hollywood

>>212953574 (OP)
>>212953662
>>212953712
I wonder if they realize this isn't giving people hope but making us want to kill ourselves
Inb4 that's the point

>>212953574 (OP)
glub shitto

>>212953574 (OP)
Wtf man its all sequels and capeshit

>>212954415
have you been in a coma the last 15 years?

>>212953574 (OP)
>chatgpt vio3 slop movies

>>212954964
>chatGPT come up with an overtly ironic movie slate for 2026 that is nothing but sequels and reboots/remakes

>another fucking movie named “The Mummy” so when flipping through channels I have more chances in being fooled that it’s not the original Brendan Fraser kino

I hate the trend of just using the same name so much

>>212954964
>>212955114
But they are real...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_2026

>>212953574 (OP)
>Super Mario Bros. 2
If it's like the first my kids will like it.
>The Mummy
No Brendan = No watch
>Masters of the Universe
Gotta wait for the trailer but I hope it turns out good.
>The Odyssey
Not optimistic anymore after the set pictures.
>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender
Everything they did after the first series was dogshit, not optimistic either.
>Narnia – Based on The Magician’s Nephew
I know Lewis put it as the first book in the series, but I can't get over myself that he wrote it as second last and it shouldn't be the first movie.
>Jumanji – Sequel to the last Dwayne Johnson
I thought he went back to WWE after nobody wanted to work with him anymore.

>>212955157
Nooooooooooooooo

>>212953694
Neat

>>212955235
if they don't do magicians nephew first they can't do it at all. it's a humorous book but it's agressively boring compared to the rest and it would tank a movie franchise if they plopped it in the middle of the pevensies' story somewhere

>>212956137
I think they will do more Charn

>>212956223
a bunch of OC girlboss charn shit so angelina jolie can pretend she's "still got it" would be worse than skipping the book altogether

>>212956243
Well, Emma is doing the witch

>>212956258
nice jaw, sugar. next time i need to split some wood i'll call you around

>>212956137
It's been a while that I've read it to be honest, maybe I should do it again to see if it really cannot work at a later point.

>>212956258
>a competently made Voyage of the Dawn Treader
A man can dream...

>>212956258
I mean, Netflix Del Toro Frankenstein looks kino so maybe this will be kino too?

>>212955156
>flipping through channels
damn, unc

I feel like cinema is just becoming a place where families go on the weekend to take their kids somewhere

Notice how so many of the highest grossing movies are just flicks for kids nowadays

>>212956258
>made by the bitch who made Barbie and Lady bird with faggots in their 40's and 50's
hahaha

I blame everyone and everything for the state of cinema. Fucking video game generation.

>>212956904
Yes

>>212953574 (OP)
Vote movies you are most excited for:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRpv2yQ

Is there a single film there that isn't a sequel, remake, or adaptation?

>>212958687
Uh... the dish