The realest nigga in all of sopranos

FLAT TOPS?

>>212957780 (OP)
Except for the wig I guess.

>>212957780 (OP)
>kills pregnant stripper
>refuses to elaborate
>dies

the scene he beats the stripper to death is hilarious to me because of the obnoxious sound effects included in it, did they really have to play that womp womp sound when she falls over?

>>212957780 (OP)
>Tracee, she slipped. We were arguing, I don't know. She fell.

>>212957780 (OP)
I WILL SAVE ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!!!!!

>>212957780 (OP)
My fav character

It's canon that he didn't kill the horse, by the way.

>>212958412
it wasn't even about the horse, by the way

>>212957780 (OP)
Unironically the best and purest character in the entire show. He was the only one that didn't have an ounce of hypocrisy in him, he knew he was fully evil and that everyone else was too, and he did what he wanted. A chaos/trickster archetype perfectly done.

>>212957780 (OP)
Since he was a psychopath, I wonder if his feelings when his son died were genuine feelings of grief or if he only saw his son as an extension of himself and therefore felt sorry for himself?

Silvio was the Grim Reaper that killed so many people and was doing human trafficking with young women but muh pregnant whore

>>212957780 (OP)
SHE WAS A WHOAH

>>212957780 (OP)
Strength and Honor.

>>212958795
no she was a beautiful innocent CREATURE WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU!!!
>strangles you

>>212958775
>youre a hypocrite if you don’t let coked up psychopaths murder your employees with impunity
cmon, you’re not actually dumb enough to find this compelling?

>>212957780 (OP)
>Tracie heats up a poptart for him
>you know I take care of you right babe?
Good riddance, that bird was for the streets

>>212958775
They're all hypocrites. It was really about loosing her as a revune stream but they pretend to be morally outraged like they werent smaking around the same prostitute 5 minutes ago

It is funny that him and Paulie are like the only two that accept the fact that they're genuinely evil fuckers who do bad shit. Him calling out Tony on being a fat fuck is hilarious, because at the end of the day its true. Tony gives so much of a fuck about a horse and not the people he's killed or his family. Shit. Tony accepted the race winnings as well. Ralph is proof how bullshit the whole thing is.

>>212958412
in a david chase interview a couple years ago he said he did

>>212957780 (OP)
That was a wig? I couldn't even tell.

>>212957948
Ralphie always aura farming

I feel like if I met him irl we'd be really good friends. He'd appreciate that I have a similarly wicked sense of humor. Sure he might break my balls a little but I think we'd get along and go to bbqs together

>>212957780 (OP)
she was a hooah

>>212959871
Unless you're Georgie

>>212957780 (OP)
Mommy's little hooah!

>>212957780 (OP)
I'd pimp that bitch out

>>212957780 (OP)
>Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
Ralphie is just like me frfr

>>212958946
They weren't morally outraged about a young girl being killed. They were upset that Ralphie disrespected the Bing. Only Tony cared about Tracee's death.

>>212957780 (OP)
>kept his dead down
>earned tons of money for the family
>gets murdered in cold blood by Tony over a horse accidentally dying and yet somehow still made them money

>>212960186
Imagine Gloria whispering that into your ear, I would bust

>>212957876
They’re gangster pieces of shit of course he did some scary gruesome stuff. He was a good earner

>>212958875
Ralphies POV

>>212958934
Even if you were unabashedly pro "I love torturing and beating and killing the young women I pimp out" you'd still be pretty mad if some retard came into your "house" and started scratching all your video games and in front of everyone (basically saying lol you're a bitch I'll do what I want) because he was too coked up to control himself.

>>212958946
In this one case, it WAS, ironically, partially the opposite, they were a little disgusted at how he just fucking beat a young woman to death but they all had to pretend it was because he broke some of the stock

>>212960348
For me it's early seasons' Charmaine. Or just Melfi because of that insane raspy voice.

>>212957876
>refuses to elaborate
a) She was a whore
b) She hit him

>>212958863
Scotch! And soda!

>>212958863
Courage and Honor.

>>212957780 (OP)
>Father to a wounded son. Boyfriend to a murdered hooer. And I will collect my insurance, in this life or the next.

>>212959133
Chase is demented.