I thought he'd stick to American but nooo. I was walking around in London and a phone theft occurred. The victim shouted for someone to stop the jogger on the bike. There was a scream of terror from a nearby lady; she spotted Murderman floating above us ominously. He roared in raged and flew towards the thief at superspeed. The thief was now fleeing for his life, not detainment over his petty crime. Murderman divebombed the ground and caused a shockwave. 102 died (including the victim of the theft and the perp). I was lucky, being left only with several broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder, and a concussion.

The Discord Troons are coming! The Discord Troons are coming!

Really is amazing how the second another negative headline for SuperSaar Man comes out Gunncucks spam the board

>Desaad, ready the armada. We must go to Earth and help the humans stop this Man of Murder.

>>212958664 (OP)
>Murderman, would you like to watch for footage of your parents?

Say something positive about the Gunnkey movie without evoking Snoyderman.

>>212958664 (OP)
Well it was the year 1989 and I was tasked with robbing a chemical plant. Suddenly some furry in a bat fursuit pushes my white ass in a vat of acid. Not cool and he showed no remorse so I cane back to life, became a clown, kidnapped his girlfriend and he pushed me out of a clocktower.

Now for some quick math. Kill one man to save a family. Or kill one man to save one cunt who doesn't appear in the next movie. Murderer number remains the same in one of these situations

>>212960477
Erm. Actually Joker trips in both situations. And the reason Batman doesn't use his grapple is because he does it in the Dark Knight 21 years later