All I want is a pirate movie that treats the golden age of piracy with the same historicity that Master and Commander does. 99% of pirate media is fantasy slop, and it's not fair. There are fantasy westerns, but then there are also revisionist westerns that try to be documentary-level accurate to the period. The same is not afforded to pirates, it's always some retarded fantastical Treasure Island/Pirates of the Caribbean version with Krakens and shit.
Just now? No one fought in the ocean before 1805?
>>212959759>Literally just an extended movie of a pirate crew trying to sack a merchant vessel. >They get intercepted, not by the law directly, but by privateers (oh shit!) and outsmarting them is the third act battle.I would pay to see this immediately, and there's so much historical basis for it.
The 4K disc comes out in only two weeks, lads. Let's hope it's not all sold out by then.
>>212959798It was a lot harder before guns were invented, dumbass. Before the 1800s it was mostly just small skirmishes between poor fishermen
>we need to stop this French ship or else the East India Company might not have a profitable quarter
>>212959759>with the same historicity that Master and Commander doesGo to youtube and search "pirate cartoons" I'm sure you'll find something pretty quickly.
>>212959515 (OP)>july 2025>the us is minority white>jews are public enemy number 1>all jews are pedos btwWhat did they mean by this?
>>212960302>Doesn't know the difference between historicity and historical accuracy.You don't deserve this movie.
>>212960358I do know the difference and my point stands.
>>212960064I'm going to pretend you don't really think cannons and guns were invented in the 1800's
>>212960403You don't know anything about ships if you think the historicity in Master and Commander is in any way off the mark, ESL-kun. And you definitely don't know the difference.
>>212960454I absolutely know the difference, my point stands and you have said nothing to make me doubt it.
>>212960518>Misunderstands what historicity is.>Hurr is cartoon.>Gives zero reasoning.>Doesn't explain the difference he totally knows.You've literally said nothing whatsoever, faggot. Absolute waste of (you)s.
>>212960660I accept your concession.
>>212960686>Ships are historically accurate.>Costumes are historically accurate.>Chain of command and strategy is historically accurate.>Story is complete fiction and full of narrative contrivances to tell a fun and engaging story.Concession to what? Go play in front of a train, ESL. You're brown.
>>212959759Black Sails is pirate kino, inaccuracies and faggotry aside.
>>212960392My greatest fear is meeting a guy and then discovering that he has one of these icky tattoos when I get him out of his shirt
>>212960064>Before the 1800s it was mostly just small skirmishes between poor fishermenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto
>>212960828>ywnbaw>>212960435>>212960935hook, line, and sinker kek
>>212960995>le trol haha epicHere's another (you), Raj. Won't help the fact you're Indian and that hurts you.
>>212959759What are the fantasy elements of Treasure Island?
>>212960828Please, by the grace of God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit, be in London.
There are two points I would take against Master and Commander
>bad cgi iguana swimming underwater
>bad greenscreen set at top of the island
>>212959759Nobody wants historically accurate pirates because they were all fucking faggots. Imagine being too fucking gay for the British Navy.
>>212961492>Le gay pirates meme.Brits bummed eachother exponentially more.