Thread 212959515 - /tv/ [Archived: 260 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:25:03 PM No.212959515
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:27:23 PM No.212959592
Boats
Waters
Mates
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:33:04 PM No.212959759
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All I want is a pirate movie that treats the golden age of piracy with the same historicity that Master and Commander does. 99% of pirate media is fantasy slop, and it's not fair. There are fantasy westerns, but then there are also revisionist westerns that try to be documentary-level accurate to the period. The same is not afforded to pirates, it's always some retarded fantastical Treasure Island/Pirates of the Caribbean version with Krakens and shit.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:33:58 PM No.212959798
Just now? No one fought in the ocean before 1805?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:35:12 PM No.212959825
>>212959759
>Literally just an extended movie of a pirate crew trying to sack a merchant vessel.
>They get intercepted, not by the law directly, but by privateers (oh shit!) and outsmarting them is the third act battle.
I would pay to see this immediately, and there's so much historical basis for it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:39:58 PM No.212959980
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>>212959515 (OP)
>PULL FOR LUCKY JACK.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:41:43 PM No.212960030
The 4K disc comes out in only two weeks, lads. Let's hope it's not all sold out by then.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:43:13 PM No.212960064
>>212959798
It was a lot harder before guns were invented, dumbass. Before the 1800s it was mostly just small skirmishes between poor fishermen
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:45:53 PM No.212960120
H O L D
F A S T
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.212960155
>we need to stop this French ship or else the East India Company might not have a profitable quarter
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:51:20 PM No.212960302
>>212959759
>with the same historicity that Master and Commander does
Go to youtube and search "pirate cartoons" I'm sure you'll find something pretty quickly.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:52:31 PM No.212960339
>>212959515 (OP)
>july 2025
>the us is minority white
>jews are public enemy number 1
>all jews are pedos btw

What did they mean by this?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:53:15 PM No.212960358
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>>212960302
>Doesn't know the difference between historicity and historical accuracy.
You don't deserve this movie.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:53:59 PM No.212960376
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:54:38 PM No.212960392
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:55:01 PM No.212960403
>>212960358
I do know the difference and my point stands.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:55:07 PM No.212960406
>>212960392
Based
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:56:16 PM No.212960435
>>212960064
I'm going to pretend you don't really think cannons and guns were invented in the 1800's
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:56:46 PM No.212960454
>>212960403
You don't know anything about ships if you think the historicity in Master and Commander is in any way off the mark, ESL-kun. And you definitely don't know the difference.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:58:39 PM No.212960518
>>212960454
I absolutely know the difference, my point stands and you have said nothing to make me doubt it.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:29 PM No.212960660
>>212960518
>Misunderstands what historicity is.
>Hurr is cartoon.
>Gives zero reasoning.
>Doesn't explain the difference he totally knows.
You've literally said nothing whatsoever, faggot. Absolute waste of (you)s.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:04:19 PM No.212960686
>>212960660
I accept your concession.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:07:50 PM No.212960778
>>212960686
>Ships are historically accurate.
>Costumes are historically accurate.
>Chain of command and strategy is historically accurate.
>Story is complete fiction and full of narrative contrivances to tell a fun and engaging story.
Concession to what? Go play in front of a train, ESL. You're brown.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:07:52 PM No.212960780
>>212959759
Black Sails is pirate kino, inaccuracies and faggotry aside.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:26 PM No.212960828
>>212960392
My greatest fear is meeting a guy and then discovering that he has one of these icky tattoos when I get him out of his shirt
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:30 PM No.212960935
>>212960064
>Before the 1800s it was mostly just small skirmishes between poor fishermen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:14:19 PM No.212960995
>>212960828
>ywnbaw
>>212960435
>>212960935
hook, line, and sinker kek
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:17:51 PM No.212961102
>>212960995
>le trol haha epic
Here's another (you), Raj. Won't help the fact you're Indian and that hurts you.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:21:18 PM No.212961234
>>212959759
What are the fantasy elements of Treasure Island?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:23:04 PM No.212961290
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>>212960376
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:23:11 PM No.212961292
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>>212960828
Please, by the grace of God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit, be in London.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:24:18 PM No.212961328
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>>212961290
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:25:00 PM No.212961345
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There are two points I would take against Master and Commander
>bad cgi iguana swimming underwater
>bad greenscreen set at top of the island
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:36 PM No.212961492
>>212959759
Nobody wants historically accurate pirates because they were all fucking faggots. Imagine being too fucking gay for the British Navy.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:41:06 PM No.212961872
>>212961492
>Le gay pirates meme.
Brits bummed eachother exponentially more.