Well, /tv/? Do you agree?

Here’s some clarification on the upcoming films — including their production companies and brief descriptions:
>Scream 7 (Paramount Pictures)
>Cat in the Hat (Warner Bros. Animation)
>Hoppers (Disney Pixar)
>The Bride! (Warner Bros.) – A punk-rock take on Bride of Frankenstein, set in modern times. Christian Bale plays the monster, Jessie Buckley is the bride, and Jake Gyllenhaal also stars.
>Super Mario Bros. 2 (Universal Pictures / Illumination)
>The Mummy (Warner Bros. & New Line Cinema) – A horror film directed by Lee Cronin.
>The Mandalorian and Grogu (Disney & Lucasfilm)
>Masters of the Universe (Amazon MGM Studios) – A $200 million big-budget theatrical release directed by Travis Knight.
>Scary Movie 6 (Paramount Pictures) – The Wayans brothers return as directors.
>The Dish – Directed by Steven Spielberg, written by David Koepp. A UFO/alien story in the spirit of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
>Toy Story 5 (Disney Pixar)
>Supergirl (DC Studios)
>Minions 3 (Universal Pictures & Illumination)
>Moana (Live Action) (Disney) – Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Maui.
>The Odyssey (Universal Pictures) – A new film by Christopher Nolan.
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day (Sony Pictures & Marvel Studios/Disney) – Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.
>Clayface (DC Studios) – A horror film based on the Batman villain, with a story by Mike Flanagan. Small budget (~$40 million).
>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender (Paramount Animation) – First film from Avatar Studios, based on the Nickelodeon series.
>The Hunger Games: Sunrise of the Reaping (Lionsgate) – A prequel focused on Haymitch Abernathy.

>>212962096 (OP)
>Narnia – Based on The Magician’s Nephew, directed by Greta Gerwig. Produced by Netflix and IMAX with a $200 million budget. Exclusive IMAX release window (2 weeks), followed by a Netflix premiere on Christmas Day.
>Jumanji – Sequel to the last Dwayne Johnson-led film (Sony Pictures).
>Ice Age 6 (Disney) – Although Blue Sky Studios is closed, Disney is continuing the franchise.
>Dune: Part Three (Warner Bros. Pictures & Legendary Pictures)
>Avengers: Doomsday (Marvel Studios & Disney)
>Shrek 5 (DreamWorks Animation & Universal Pictures)
>Werwulf – A medieval European horror film directed by Robert Eggers, produced by Universal Pictures and Focus Features.

It's also possible that a Godzilla Minus One sequel will be released in 2026.

this has been posted like 10 times in a day plz stop

>>212962096 (OP)
>>212962114
Please vote for the movie you are most excited for:
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DRpv2yQ

Also, do you think some of them should move release dates? To not affect box office and also, ideas on how should the marketing be done for any of them?

>>212962096 (OP)
>another Mummy movie The 1999 version forever owns that shit, so stop it.
>more baby Yoda
>He-Man, the gayest male cartoon hero ever, and Teela's been race-flipped
>the Odyssey, which is raped of all historical accuracy with DEI
>Narnia remake, most likely DEI
>she-vengers, with a sassy black chick now paying Iron Man, and Iron Man now playing Doctor Doom, who is also a guy in a metal suit - but this time evil and with a sinister green cape

>>212962157
That's your problem if you are here every day but 90% of posters are different every hour. So you might have seen it but other didn't.

>>212962096 (OP)
>>212962114

>>212962565
Its over

>Narnia
They are going to try again?

>>212962096 (OP)
nothing but fucking slop. Hollywood needs to burn itself and start over, this shit is pathetic.

Yeah, '26 is shaping up to be a big year for movies! Which film are you most excited about?

The Blackbird (Lon Chaney) January 11
Hands Up! (Raymond Griffith) January 14
The Sea Beast (John Barrymore) January 15
The Devil's Circus (Norma Shearer) February 15
Mare Nostrum (Rex Ingram) February 15
Torrent (Greta Garbo) February 21
La Bohème (Lillian Gish) February 24
The Black Pirate (Douglas Fairbanks) March 8
The Bat (Roland West) March 14
Tramp, Tramp, Tramp (Harry Langdon) March 21
For Heaven's Sake (Harold Lloyd) April 1
The Volga Boatman (Cecil B. DeMille) April 4
Brown of Harvard (William Haines) May 2
Sparrows (Mary Pickford) May 14
It's the Old Army Game (W. C. Fields) May 24
Ella Cinders (Colleen Moore) June 6
The Road to Mandalay (Lon Chaney) June 28
The Son of the Sheik (Rudolph Valentino), July 9
Mantrap (Clara Bow) July 24
So This is Paris (Ernst Lubitsch) July 31
Don Juan (John Barrymore) August 6
The Scarlet Letter (Lillian Gish) August 9
Beau Geste (Ronald Colman) August 25
3 Bad Men (John Ford) August 28
Battling Butler (Buster Keaton) September 18
The Strong Man (Harry Langdon) September 19
The Temptress (Greta Garbo) October 10
The Sorrows of Satan (D. W. Griffith) October 12
The Winning of Barbara Worth (Ronald Colman) October 14
The Great K & A Train Robbery (Tom Mix) October 17
The Better 'Ole (Sad Chaplin) October 23
The Magician (Rex Ingram) October 24
So's Your Old Man (W. C. Fields) October 25
Upstage (Norma Shearer) November 7
Exit Smiling (Beatrice Lillie) November 14
The Great Gatsby (Herbert Brenon) November 21
Old Ironsides (James Cruze) December 6
What Price Glory? (Raoul Walsh) November 23
Tell It to the Marines (Lon Chaney) December 23
Flesh and the Devil (Greta Garbo) December 25

>>212962096 (OP)
ENDLESS TRASH

>>212962846
Yes

>>212962096 (OP)
>franchise, franchise, original, original, franchise, original
>franchise, franchise, franchise, original, franchise, franchise
>franchise, franchise, technically an adaptation but I'll give Nolan a pass, franchise, franchise
>franchise, franchise, franchise, franchise, franchise
>franchise, franchise, franchise, original
it's a sad state when only 6 of these movies aren't from a franchise, and of those movies only 1 isn't made by a well-known director.
of course, this is only a small selection of everything coming out next year but I'm sure the real ratio isn't very different

>>212962973
>the black pirate
>he's white
I'm sick of DEI

>>212963581
Well. This selecrion is prett much all blockbusters, though some are missing.

>>212963634
>he's white
Check again

>>212962096 (OP)
>>212962114
>>Scream 7
the only one in that shit pile that i will watch and even then i know it will be 6/10 at best.

>>212962096 (OP)
How many times a day is enough on this arbitrary list?

Why are you ignoring some films, like Verity, not a franchise btw, which will outgross several films on this list?

>>212962096 (OP)
Why would Dune and Avengers go head to head like that when August is completely open? Hell yoi get a few tix sales just from poor people wanting a few hours of AC

>>212964152
What the fuck is verity

>>212962096 (OP)
Dunc and maybe the Mando movie, that's it

>>212964152
Its shills, look >>212962261

Maybe The Odyssey, maybe Werewulf, other than that I'll skip it.

>>212962423
>90% of posters are different every hour.

There are people who watch all this slop and think this is all cinema has to offer.
90% of Youtube "critics" are basically like this.

>>212962846
The christ analog needed to be replaced with shaniqua

>>212964430
oh and Nolan's movie too if it doesn't end up looking retarded

>>212962096 (OP)
>The Mummy
>Jumanji
Are these more shitty remakes, or more shitty sequels to the last shitty remakes?