>you hear a knock at the door of your flat
>you peer out and see Paul Bohill
>he says "I've got a high court writ..."
What do you do?

>>212965623 (OP)
YOU BASTARDS DROVE ME TO THIS!

>>212965623 (OP)
the fuck those timmies gonna do, push me around? lmao

>>212965919
that's the plan, yes
they're trying to provoke you into bashing them, after which you go to jail for 5 years

>>212966060
oh shit

>>212965623 (OP)
Why do they wear those gay vests?

>>212965623 (OP)
Murder them and feed their bodies to the tigers in the zoo.

>>212965623 (OP)
Not open the door.
>>212966120
Larping as police officers.

>>212965623 (OP)
>it's a 'paki summons his entire clan' episode

>>212965623 (OP)
Is this still on air and if so where can I watch it?

>>212965623 (OP)
>>he says "I've got a high court writ..."
>What do you do?
I kneel.

>>212966151
what if you need to go get something

>>212966060
Unless you’re brown in which case they will apologize profusely and then drop trow, bend over, and invite you into their anus.

>>212966301
>warm up the van, Nigel. We’ve got work to do.

>>212966301
>Don't pay tv loicense
>cop just show break into your house and steal shit
How is this even legal?

>>212966301
terrifying, americans and british shit on each other a lot but honestly I wish the best for my brit bros they live in a sort of dystopia and really need to resist the autocracy. America has its problems but theyre more direct and acknowledged like the fact that a nigger will steal your car

>>212965623 (OP)
>>212966301
>We have the right to burglarize you for not paying for gay Doctor Who.
Kek how many of these fuckers have ended up dead?

>>212966399
Remember this would be happening here but these faggots don't know if they'd come home from it.

>>212966394
It isn't

>>212966427
what do you think, larping fantasy brained retard?
like fucking none

>>212965623 (OP)
Why to they try to act like badasses?

>>212966301
Fake, nobody has ever got in trouble for not paying TV license

>>212966394
He isn't a cop and it isn't legal to break in, he's just trying to talk him into complying.

>>212966462
That's sad, docile sheep.

>>212966301
What’s that neon cord going out the window? Was he trying to lasso his tv?

>>212966588
It's for his pet beetle

>>212966301
You know this is fake right?

It's all staged, the same guy is in other shorts pretending to do other jobs, you guys are so gullible.

>>212966462
americans would shoot them the moment they thought they were breaking in, and depending on the state they might get a lenient sentence

>>212965623 (OP)
Karma for causing ww2 and siding with the Bolsheviks

>>212966588
He was trying to hook £1300 worth of goods, if he can pull them to the window he can claim them.

>>212965623 (OP)
>It's a "15 romanians sleeping in one house getting evicted" episode
>It's a "angry arabs who run a scam car shop" episode
>It's a "big british lad owes like 40 dollars on his car payments, spends 7 hours saying he doesn't have the money, finally has the money" episode
>It's a "single african mother with her crying baby getting evicted and is actually genuinely heart breaking" episode

peak British kino

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD HAVE SHOWN UP IN COURT

Didn't one of the fat cunts get done for CP?

>>212966834
extremely funny if true

>>212966399
Don't worry Ameri-lad. Ofcom's banning 4chan in the UK next week. All brit bong posters are going to be gone. Cya lads.

>>212966060
>Bash the cop
>"OI GUVNUH UR GOIN INNA DUNGEON, INNIT!"
>Say "Praise Allah!"
>"OI m8 I din know it was loike that. Ave a noice day, bruv."
Simple as.

>>212967901
They'll just get a 4chan gold pass which includes taking a photo of your face next to your ID.

>>212966493
That's just what they want you to think.

>>212965623 (OP)
>flat
Why do bongs say that? Don't they know it's a three dimensional space?

>>212965919
Since it's the UK he's probably be named Timothy Blanderblash or something like that

>>212966631
>OY MAYTE THIS IS A BLOODY FAKE I TELL YA!
sure nigel

>>212966631
cope

Does he think this makes him look cool or something?