>Hey I'm Matthew Broderick and I'm here in the Criterion Closet
>My first movie I'm going to grab is Crash by David Cronenberg
>The second thing I'm gonna grab is Crash by Paul Haggis

>>212966934 (OP)

Double Indemnity is great.

>>212966934 (OP)
when did he transition into an elderly lesbian?

>>212966961
Maybe if you're 80. It's a snoozefest.

>>212966934 (OP)
Why is he so old?

It was strange that his next pick was I know what you did last summer

>>212966934 (OP)
Didn't this guy kill someone and got away with it?

>>212966934 (OP)
>comments disabled
Heh

>>212967059
two people, but they were ir*sh

>>212966934 (OP)
Fucking hell.
Ferris Bueller looks like an old european faggot art teacher.

>>212967005
It is true that you need to not be some rock bottom nigger to appreciate it.

>>212967005
All it is is people talking, it doesn't even have any boobs or computer generate armies in it, BOOORING

>>212966934 (OP)
>Two Lane Blacktop. Now this one brings back some special memories for me.

>>212967137
Then why call them people?

>>212966934 (OP)
>Sorry I'm late, some faggot jumped in front of my car on the way over
>Yeah, he died
>Anyway here's a Kurosawa flick

>>212966934 (OP)
>Comments closed
>Meanwhile, Lena Dunham comments was open for shitflinging
Lmao. Really?

>>212967137
So that's why no one ever bothers to bring it up

>>212966934 (OP)

>>212967025
time comes for everyone anon

>>212966934 (OP)
reminder he killed 2 irish people with his car because he was distracted from getting sucked off by jennifer grey

>>212968962
You're German, arent you?

>>212967005
zoom zoom

Sacrificing two Irish peasants is nothing. Some guy's make mistakes. That's why we get erasers on pencils.

>>212966934 (OP)
Looks like a 65 year old lesbian. We are reaching T deficits that shouldn't be possible.

>>212969982
>Some guy's
saar!

>>212968962
wtf why wasnt he immediately acquitted

>>212966934 (OP)
Did he pick Election?

He looks like a lesbian

>>212966934 (OP)
I hate this guy so much its unreal

>>212970345
>>212970222
Fate for old men. Their T levels drop and they get a little pudgy so they get androygnous looking.

>>212966934 (OP)
What's on your computer Ferris?

>Crash
I get it

>>212967005
it wasn't made for you, spic

>>212966961
Yeah strong agree. Good choice

>>212967005
100% chance you watch capeshit

>>212967330
criminally underrated but i appreciate you anon

>>212966934 (OP)
Mathew Broderick was fucking great in war games and Ferris Buellers day off, ladyhawke etc. Thank you to that man. I'm irish and our roads suck acci8dents happen and so do bad things. Many people die on our roads every year. We pout up 'blackspot for accidents' warning signs on dangerous bends where many accidents have happened instead of fixing them. It's awful for the people who die but shit happens, I'm sure he felt terrible about it but I don't think he deserves to be persecuted. The deceased family forgave him which is the Catholic thing to do so who am I or anyone else to go at him about it.. I don't like his wires show, I think it did a lot of harm to women promoting a damaging and worthless way of life as being fashionable and fun but that's not his fault either.

What is evil is that he engaged in surrogacy and took a woman's children off her for money. For that he should go to Hell if he does not repent and make it right.

>>212967059
>>212967137
Jill Dougherty age 70, Margaret Sullivan age 24

Never forget. July 1989

>>212971060
I already forgot lol

>>212966934 (OP)
This nigga killed two people while getting sucked off and was only charged with a 100 (then) irish pound fine.

>>212967059
I thought you were memeing. The fucker really did kill two people in a fatal crash. Who knew

>>212966934 (OP)
That's Ellen if she killed 2 ppl

>>212967104
I think they had a change of management at Criterion at least in closet section. It is all very corpo, very sanitized and they call all the usual suspects. If someone tried to mention Gaza they'd probably stop shooting (the episode, not at children).

Meanwhile Criterion is massacring remasters of classics by hiring butchers like Ritrovata who completely destroy the grading. I'm talking about nearly a thousand movies now. Completely ruined black and white contrast, added suffused glow and blurry shit to output, tinted color movies, and they have no intention to stop.

>>212970528
mutted zebra hands typed this

>>212970991
>I'm sure he felt terrible about it
I didn't then and still don't now. Those filthy micks got exactly what was coming to them. - MB

>has literal skeletons in his closet while standing in a closet

>>212967263
Blessed kek.

>>212971529
Would you name specific movies I can check out ?

>>212972503
Well if you want to get depressed...

https://www.criterionforum.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16854&sid=60cadb4bb920d46987fac93a6709251c

Point is niggercattle that praise Criterion have no idea what those guys actually do and how malevolent they are (several magnitudes worse than Marvelslop which is just contained trash nobody cares about)

>>212970387
It’s finasteride face

>>212966934 (OP)
>okay, my next pick is Christine
>about a killer car that acts of it's own volition
>heh, could happen to anyone...
>anyhoo, moving on

>>212971529
>run over an irish woman
>run over two

>>212970255
Your a moron.

>>212973839
>And in a perfect world, everyone would understand.

>Grand Prix
>Days of Thunder
>2 Fast 2 Furious
>Crash
>I Know What You Did Last Summer
>Cromwell

>>212967004
>when did he transition into an elderly lesbian?
looks like rosie odonnell

>>212968962
Her nose was piercing his lower body, so he lost control of his car, if anything, she's the one who provoked it

>>212967004
Small jaw bone nerds look more and more like women as they age.

>>212970222
>>212970387
It's got nothing to do with T. If you start with effeminate jaw bone structure, there's no way to magically add loads more bone. Men with manly jaws don't age like even with low T. The fat hangs around a small jaw in a lesbian looking way. If you have a strong jaw, you just get dog jowls and turn into a dog instead of a woman.

>>212974366
>It's got nothing to do with T.
old men looking like lesbians...young men turning ladyboy at increasing rate. microplastics or something, shit doesn't seem natural

>>212974366
Depp has a good jaw and he looks like a dyke now too.
It’s the 5-ARI’s they take to stop from balding, it causes subtle facial feminization over time.

>>212974454
>5-ARI
>It’s the 5-ARI’s they take to stop from balding, it causes subtle facial feminization over time.
starting to thin on top...but that and ed side effects have kept me from starting already. probably procrastinate until im too far bald, then ill be a bald lesbian. such is life

>>212974167
>Cromwell
kek

>Matthew "the buster of Ulster" Broderick
>Matthew "I see I mick I grip the stick" Broderick
>Matthew "it'll take more than a hunger strike to escape my sight" Broderick
>Matthew "the papist rapist" Broderick
>Matthew "the bane of Sinn Fein" Broderick
>Matthew "Cromwell was mighty swell" Broderick
>Matthew "tried to kill a whole family of provos, only got two, we'll get 'em next time" Broderick

>>212974454
That's his cheek bones. His cheek bones were always feminine. Bishonen type men age like fucking milk.

>>212972361
BUELLER!

>>212967137
their blood alcohol level was 1.374, which is fatal for the average person but normal for the irish

>>212966934 (OP)
is this the curse, when you kill someone and get away with it, you'll turn into a turbo butch dyke?

his soul is obviously in hell already, but my god, the devil truly hates his own.

>>212971529
>If someone tried to mention Gaza they'd probably stop shooting (the episode, not at children).
Kek

>>212971529
Glad Arrow stopped working with ritrovata and did a new restoration of the dollars trilogy

>>212976311
am i seeing things or does she start to look like daniel craig?

>>212968962
He's innocent