Thread 212967255 - /tv/ [Archived: 421 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:39:38 PM No.212967255
Bridget Jones
Bridget Jones
md5: 27eff0f76ab70b133873380b7b7a4872🔍
>this was considered unnaceptably fat in 2001

Damn
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:40:31 PM No.212967271
>>212967255 (OP)
she has such a punchable face...
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:41:03 PM No.212967290
fnfkkndknfnk
fnfkkndknfnk
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>>212967255 (OP)
she was such a cute slampig in that movie. don't care for the shitty sequels though
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:41:29 PM No.212967299
>>212967255 (OP)
Renee Zelwaggle owes me sex.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:41:36 PM No.212967300
the bitch could lose like 10-15 lbs ngl
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:05 PM No.212967342
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0191329278925_p0_v1_s600x595
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bridget jonesisters...not like this
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:52 PM No.212967354
>>212967255 (OP)
Why is she always squinting?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:44:12 PM No.212967363
>>212967255 (OP)
No, it was considered mid. Those films were designed to pump the ego of mid af women, and the junior obese fatty squads working towards the goal of being full fledged obesity bitches.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:44:27 PM No.212967372
>>212967354
somewhat hit her in the back of the head while she was squinting as a kid and now her face is frozen like that, many such cases
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:45:38 PM No.212967404
>>212967342
>Mister Goldstein, this new movie featuring a white woman who falls in love with a white man is very popular, any ideas for a sequel?
>Goldstein: Hold my gefelte
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:46:25 PM No.212967425
where is Bridget Jones's Resonant Bootyclop Sounds
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:46:52 PM No.212967433
>>212967300
she gained 30lbs for the role.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:47:13 PM No.212967441
She's not even fat she just has broad shoulders
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:02 PM No.212967463
>>212967255 (OP)
Women look perfect in that range.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:03 PM No.212967465
ozempic-before-after
ozempic-before-after
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>>212967255 (OP)
Still is. Even more so now, in an Ozempic era.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:51 PM No.212967485
>>212967354
>>212967372
PDPFS. Permanent Donkey-Punch Face Syndrome.
This is why consent is important.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:53 PM No.212967487
>>212967255 (OP)
Bridget Jones was never supposed to be actually fat, just had enough extra meat to be self conscious about it.

She was a self insert for 30 year old British women in the 90s.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:49:19 PM No.212967499
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1524544468660
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>>212967433
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:50:17 PM No.212967529
7xOc7U
7xOc7U
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>>212967255 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:54:55 PM No.212967649
>>212967271
Pinchable
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:04:13 AM No.212967916
renee zellweger before after
renee zellweger before after
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Why did she do it?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:05:46 AM No.212967946
>>212967916
Women are retarded lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:08:05 AM No.212968007
Why do my parents like these movies so much?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:12:43 AM No.212968118
1734512523338
1734512523338
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>>212967916
>Why did she do it?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:13:26 AM No.212968139
>>212968007

your mother = omg she's literally me
your father = wan 2 fugg briget
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:14:12 AM No.212968164
>>212967255 (OP)
Plap demon. Why did she have to get that dumb facelift.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:14:38 AM No.212968175
>>212968139
makes sense i guess
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:50:19 AM No.212969069
>>212967255 (OP)
Still is
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:51:04 AM No.212969090
>>212967255 (OP)
is not even fat, she's wearing a couple of numbers too short
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:00:54 AM No.212969348
BunbA
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:02:51 AM No.212969402
>>212967255 (OP)
In the early 2000s, the US was still white, people were fit, and there was an optimism for the future in the air. Then 9/11 happened
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:04:51 AM No.212969459
>>212969402
But this is a British movie . . .
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:05:40 AM No.212969489
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>>212967255 (OP)
Compared to how she looked in Me Myself and Irene, it was
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:07:28 AM No.212969537
>>212969090
imagine unironically having become the punchline of a joke about how stupid people in the future will become from 20 years ago
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:56:28 AM No.212970838
>>212967354
She got surgery to fix it show she looks every weirder
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:37:16 AM No.212971836
>>212967290
Seth Macfarlane making fun of her and Penelope Cruz's looks convinced me he's a flaming homosexual
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:39:17 AM No.212971890
You think that's bad, wait until our current crop of enormously fat-ass middle school and high school kids are old enough to spend their own disability checks on whatever they want
There's a school bus stop near my work and half the kids wipe the sides of the bus' entry door with their lard rolls it's fucking disgusting
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:39:27 AM No.212971897
>>212967255 (OP)
Do people actually watch this shit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:41 AM No.212971971
>>212967916
She's looked retarded for decades. What was there to lose?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:10 AM No.212971983
>>212967916
left
>Jenna Elfman
>Joey Lauren Adams
>Michelle Williams
>no its Renee Zellweger
right
>Daryl Hannah you need to see a doctor
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:09 AM No.212972344
I dunno my standards must be dropping as im getting older because she looks hot
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:58:03 AM No.212972383
>>212967916
It's weird, she doesn't look Bogged, but she looks like a literal different person.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:10:27 AM No.212972691
>>212967255 (OP)
>>212967290
She was so beautiful in that.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:12:47 AM No.212972759
>>212967916
Hypothyroid brows
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:21:26 AM No.212972976
IMG_3440
IMG_3440
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>>212967465
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:22:44 AM No.212973005
>>212967255 (OP)
still is
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:33:31 AM No.212973234
>>212972383
This desu. Not even ugly/bogged. Fuckin weird.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:37 AM No.212974276
Colin hands
Colin hands
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>>212967529
I dropped gallons to that clip back in the day