I got 22,000 units of Runts to move and Janice ate all the banana ones!

You put a Nigerian on the street with a box of runts. Eventually someone will pass by and think, "why the fuck not?"

>>212969298 (OP)
I wanted the red Starbursts. I compromised. I ate the orange ones.

What the fuck is your problem?
You ripped me off for a case of fizzy lifting drinks. You got your mothafuckin' hands ALL OVER the ceiling, which I now have to SANITIZE...
You're not gonna get shit, you hear me?
YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' NOTHIN'

>>212969798
I came in one morning and youse were blowing an Oompa Lompa. Your mouth was orange for a week.

>>212969298 (OP)
HOW MANY WHITE CASTLES DID YOU HAVE?

>>212969298 (OP)
>you got a bee ona you runt

>>212970804
Stupida facckin candy

I need 50,000 Smarties Pops Tony, and not the little ones. You have to be nice to me.