>But I don't understand, I haven't paid for this movie

>You don't pay for it, you just... stream it for free

>But the ads, how do I watch them?

>There's no ads, you just... plug in the HDMI cable, and watch your kino

>Then won't movies get worse over time if we keep stealing them?

>>212969780 (OP)
>streaming
For me, nothing beats physical media.

Shit meme was never funny

>>212969780 (OP)
How do I delete this thread?

>>212969825
>No sir, we are way pass the point of no return.

>>212969825
No, the Federal Reserve will keep the movie industry alive, just as it's always been since 1913.

>>212969780 (OP)
>but I have to seed until I have a positive share ratio right?
>no you can just remove the torrent once the download completes

>>212969780 (OP)
>hi, i think i got the wrong kino, i said no DEI

>What if I want to shuffle episodes of a non-story series?

>You don't. You just click on the season tab, and then watch them in order.

>but where are the bumpers, channel IDs, and unique programming blocks?

>You just watch the episode, and then the credits afterwards.

>What if I don't want to watch ads?

>You just...pay some more!

>>212969780 (OP)
>But when do I go potty?

I've done this for the past few movies. I don't feel bad about it anymore. I use it as confirmation as opposed to getting my opinion from YouTube people. Superman was not worth two hours of my life.

>>212969780 (OP)
>Cable goes away
>Now my girlfriend will make me scroll through twenty pages of shit for an hour before she finally decides to watch a crappy Adam Sandler movie

I miss helpful TV execs telling us what we're watching rather than doing this dumb shit every night. Back in my day you only got 60 channels and you were grateful for it.

>>212970133
You just... take your laptop into the bathroom and keep watching while you're taking a shit.

>>212970248
>I can shit anywhere?

/tv/ has become a place to newfags / sharty to endlessly spam Redd*t. It’s not even OC.

>>212969825
>Movies suck
>I don't want to pay for them
>Studio gets back at me by putting black people and women in my movies
>They know black people and women are too stupid to know how to stream things so they pander to them
>I don't pay the studio to get see it and steal their shitty movie
>They lose their paying audience and make less money and put Pedro Pascal in the sequel to spite me
>I get madder at movie studios and redouble my efforts to not see any films in theaters
Surely one of us will have to concede at some point and grow up but it's not going to be me

>>212970321
>You can shit in the toilet, in between the couch cushions, in your empty popcorn vessel... wherever you like.

>>212969840
>>212969841
You've deliberately entered a thread full of things you do not like and now you are mad. How can this be?

>>212970454
*poops*

>>212969780 (OP)
Your forced meme posting is shitty and unimaginative. You haven’t even done a founder x slingblade crossover yet.

>>212969825
Movies are already bad

>>212969825
>early 2000s
>piracy hits heyday
>movies are actually pretty good
>2025
>nothing but absolute slop not even worth the effort to pirate
Holy shit, it did happen

>And here is your meme
>No no no, I just watched it on Youtube
>And now it's a meme
>Uh where do I post this?
>Twitter... Reddit... Wherever you like

>>212969780 (OP)
Guys I understood the shotcaller meme without ever seeing that movies or any clips. But this is a real struggle of me. And don't say to watch the founder because that's ridiculous

>>212971223
the movie takes place when mcdonalds was new and Keaton doesnt know what fast food is so the wagie is explaining it to him.

>>212969780 (OP)
But the ads still showed up. That's what you get for cheapening Netflix nowdays...

Jellyfin makes women wet.

>>212971223

>here is your meme
>but I haven't watched the movie it is based on
>it's not necessary, you can intuit the humor
>.....

>>212969840
It's hilarious and always will be
>>212970390
The type of kino posts I come here for

>>212969840
It's funny