Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:57:12 AM No.212973740
This film was abysmal, just two hours of nothingness. Not the worst film I've seen in the woke era but this film was just nothingness mixed with a couple bars of the Jurassic Park theme.
You would no idea this film has anything to do with the first six movies. The dinosaurs look like mutated retarded toys you buy at the Dollar Store. The woke casting was jarring and shitty. And this film felt like it was written by AI, it was just the most soulless shitting out of old tropes one by one with no feeling or passion.
The first third of the movie was a shameless rip off of Jaws. Which I thought was hilarious they were ripping off one Spielberg franchise to shit out yet another god damned sequel in another Spielberg franchise. Then it just kind of meandered like a shitty children's roller coaster through the trite and tired script I have ever seen.
Scarlett Johansen is like the TV dinner of actresses. I thought I saw her but fuck if there was anything memorable about it. They kept portraying as this gay girl boss character and I have no idea why?
The weird sex scene between dinosaurs with the gay scientist running up and practically humping the dinosaurs while they were getting it on? What in the fuck?
I really do this scripted was shat out by some basic bitch AI engine. The only sign humans wrote this piece of trash were some awful millennial jokes that the theater audience reacted to with stone faced with silence.
I don't even know what to make of this movie. I have no idea how you even save this franchise at this point.
You would no idea this film has anything to do with the first six movies. The dinosaurs look like mutated retarded toys you buy at the Dollar Store. The woke casting was jarring and shitty. And this film felt like it was written by AI, it was just the most soulless shitting out of old tropes one by one with no feeling or passion.
The first third of the movie was a shameless rip off of Jaws. Which I thought was hilarious they were ripping off one Spielberg franchise to shit out yet another god damned sequel in another Spielberg franchise. Then it just kind of meandered like a shitty children's roller coaster through the trite and tired script I have ever seen.
Scarlett Johansen is like the TV dinner of actresses. I thought I saw her but fuck if there was anything memorable about it. They kept portraying as this gay girl boss character and I have no idea why?
The weird sex scene between dinosaurs with the gay scientist running up and practically humping the dinosaurs while they were getting it on? What in the fuck?
I really do this scripted was shat out by some basic bitch AI engine. The only sign humans wrote this piece of trash were some awful millennial jokes that the theater audience reacted to with stone faced with silence.
I don't even know what to make of this movie. I have no idea how you even save this franchise at this point.
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