Is Krypto a good dog?

>>212974710 (OP)
no even Superman said he was a little faggot dog

>>212974710 (OP)
No bad dogs only bad owners

>>212974710 (OP)
>"KRYPTO WHAT THE HEY DUDE!"
>Superman starts kicking the shit out of the dog
>Supergirl stumbles in, "WHERE'S MY FUCKING DOG, BITCH?"
>Krypto starts humping the shit out of her
Bravo Gun

>>212974785
The dog should've mounted Kara then and there.

this dog was cute but then became extremely annoying

>>212974839
>he didn't watch the mid credits scene

>>212974710 (OP)
you cannot tame one who wants to be free

t krypto

>>212974710 (OP)
every NATURAL dog is good
>>212974766
tell that to the people who lost their limbs because of a UNNATURAL dog
Kripto is a smart and chad dog
That's how an smart and chad being would behave

imagine every animal on krypton (which are the same animals on earth) having the same power and strength as superman

super animals

get on it, gunn

>>212975067
>super animals
You're 3 years too late for that concept

>>212975090
thats retarded

only animals from kryton has powers, not random earth animals

>CGI dog even in the most basic scenes

SOULLESS

>>212974724
I hate those little yappy dogs that shit on the rug

>>212974724
I don't know if hyping up Krypto and then having him (realistically) act like a stupid, undisciplined mutt for the entire film was the right move, but I do respect Gunn for trying it.

>>212976103
of course it was the right move every normie loves the heckin cute troublesome pupperino

it got rabies

no, but still a better option than streaky the supercat

>>212976608
wtf I gotta see this movie now

>movie starts with superman beaten so bad he can't even move
>this was done by his clone in a clunky suit
>he is never hurt this bad again in the movie, even when it's two on one
immersion lost

>>212976608
is this real?

>>212978224
No

>>212978224
Yes it is the black people in my theater hooted at this part and even got up and started dancing along perfectly.

>>212976608

>>212974917

It was supposed to be annoying though right? Even Supes says he needs to go save it because it’s a dumb dog

>>212976474
>licks you and then leaves

>>212978615
anon, I..

>>212976474
>waits for you to die so it can eat your face

>>212978714
dont worry, theres great food waiting for him at home

>>212978593
Everyone in that film is annoying

>>212976103
He hyped Krypto up as a little shithead, it's not like he was promising development into the animated TV version.

>>212974839
The ticket price is worth it just for the Kara x Krypto alone. Gunn knew what he was doing when he shot that scene.

>>212976474
Kek. I love cats but this is true.

>>212974766
Nah, there are indeed some bad dogs out there, just like there are bad humans. Defects in the brain, etc...

>>212978615
>dog owners that live alone and die in their homes are found intact with a starving, panicked and sad dog...
>cat owners that live alone and die in their homes are found partially consumed with a sated and well fed cat hiding somewhere in the home.

Woof

>>212974710 (OP)
No. Comic Krypto would beat the shit out of him for being a little shit.

>>212976474
I can easily see them introduce Streaky and he and Krypto become a comedic duo. It has shekel making potential

>>212982422
Looks like some modern shit that fucking NOBODY has ever read except the super nerd zoom dweebsters, which are like .00003% of the population.

>>212982422
So where is this from?

>>212982890
Looks like Blackest Night.
So like late 2000s, early 2010s.

>>212974710 (OP)
Good in heart but shit behavior and training.

I thought it was funny that they gave an actual explanation for it too.

t. Sister bought dog, didn’t train it and left him with me

>>212975090
green lantern kinda thicc doe

>>212980809
Based utilitarian cats. You're dead, you don't need that meat. Why shouldn't the cat take some to survive?

>>212974710 (OP)
NPCs adore pets because they're unintelligent and cute looking slave beings that won't call them a fucking loser and laugh at them like humans do.

>>212983277
lol telling on yourself

>>212974710 (OP)
He was a little bastard but he was our bastard

>>212974710 (OP)
I mean, I think Superman says it best in the movie itself.

LOIS: "You're turning yourself in for a dog?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah and he's not even a very good one. But he's alone, and probably scared."

>>212975431
If random Earth people can have powers, why not random Earth animals?

>CGI
>no reason to not kill it
>they still can't kill the (not even real) precious good boy doggo

>>212983700
Lex says directly that they're studying him and he'll be killed after that. Obviously, he wants to be able to create his own super-hounds, just like he created his own Green Lantern and Superman.

>>212975067
>super sharks
>super tigers
>super eagles
>super hippos
>Super Snakes
Kino for decades

>>212978529
did you mean the niggers?

>>212983700
they would either need kryptonite or ultraman to beat him to kill him

>>212983700
westerners love dogs more than their own children and many can't tell the difference between reality and fiction, it would have been commercial suicide

>>212974710 (OP)
No good dogs are like labradors and german sheperds and newfoundlands and stuff, not this yappy midge bullshit

>>212984332
>westerners love dogs more than their own children
What

>>212983700
>>212984332
Krypto is a main character who's been around in the comics for 70 years. There's no world in which he'd be killed off like that. You may as well complain that Bond villains don't shoot Bond in the head when he's tied up.

you brought your damn dawg?
I didn't want him killing my parents cows

i laughed ol

>>212974710 (OP)
A dog this cool can't overcome anti American backlash to Gunn's masterpiece? Dog failed

>>212975090
>Wonder Woman has an extremely overweight pet pig.
Wait... W-what the hell?

>>212985339
The pig fucks her.

>>212974710 (OP)
They make a point of it, repeatedly, to call out that he is a bad dog.

>>212985339
Um ackshually it's a reference to episode 5 of justice league unlimited where circe turns diana into a pig

How do you make him a good boy?

>>212986229
>am I blueeeeee

>>212978224
My dog can do it

>>212987195
Show us.

>>212987106
Training.

>>212976608
Why are random anons more capable of kino than all of Hollywood? This would have saved the movie.

>>212974710 (OP)
I watched a lot of the cartoon when i was a kid and i remember thinking it was pretty just okay

I hope Clark step his dog trainning game in the next movie. As a work dog owner and someone who really live that life and put that type of work, this lil mutt was getting on my nerves while i was watching the movie.