>I'M READY TO SHOOT. C'MON MY DICK IS READY TO FUCK. I'M READY TO FUCK. C'MON ;_:

YOU'LL SWALLOW CUM WHEN I TELL YOU

What was his deal? Geez

What did he mean by this?

MOTORIN'
WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT

>>212975354
Night. Ranger

my 50 year coworker in a restaurant would always quote this scene to me loudly. he'd say like "IT'S MY BIG DICK, AND I'M READY TO SHOOT NOW, JACK!"

also he'd do the scene from Silence of the Lambs where he was like "is she a great big fat person?" and servers would always think he was talking about them

>>212975395
>servers would always think he was talking about them
He was.

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS I'M READY TO FUCK LET ME FUCK LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSE MY DICK IS SO HARD IT HURTS C'MON
*pained look on face like he just lost his home*

>>212975395
Based boomer coworker

>>212975395
>this was a great big fat person in 1991

Scotty, mind ya business, please

God tier porn kino coming through

>>212975517
That one 00's frat boy movie where a jock rejects a 8/10 curvy girl in lingerie at a keg party comes to mind.
>this was considered comically unattractive and fat

>>212975395

That’s pretty funny, especially if he did a good impression.