I WILL NOW WATCH YOUR RETARDED PREDATOR FANFIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rav-aQM7jLQ

Fat pale monke butt built for big pred cock plaps

Xercise some self control and wait for the ALL ELLE FANNING SCENES IN BADLANDS COMPILATION, man.

>>212978833 (OP)

Draining the Predator dry is a tactic Arnie and Murtaugh wouldn't even have dreamed of!

>>212978853
Calibrate your enthusiasm.

I embrace the slop, I'll inject the slop into my veins if they want, but at a price: I will only watch the slop as a camrip at 3:40AM on a weekday while groping my penis and eating peanut butter crackers.

>sucks your dick to completion

Why does the pred look like a street gang nigger? We want the "urban youth" audience!

>the extended weylandi universe

>every weapon the predator has is gay red lightsaber tron shit
nah

>>212978833 (OP)
>"Look at the cute white girl! Watch it!"
>She immediately fucks a black guy
Why are you like this? You already know this shit. You're like the guy that keeps shilling the shitty Dungeons and Dragons movie because MUH CUTE TIEFLING when it's already clear that she fucks the black mutt sorcerer. Have some fucking self-respect, man.

>>212979051
>Dungeons and Dragons movie
I will never watch anything with that fag mutt.

>have ellebot on your mining vessel
>program her to sleep with you in your hibernation pod

>>212978833 (OP)
>elle's big fat pale butt in tight space suit
>her entire lower body is missing

>>212978833 (OP)
>>212978934
I will now have to watch your flick.

>>212979202
>stupid zoomer haircut

>>212978833 (OP)
>not only simping over bitches, but simping over a mid bitch
KYS already. Every single one of you pussywhipped beta cucks should be executed to clean up the gene pool.

All this time I though she would be going up against the Predator.

>>212979276
>>not only simping over bitches, but simping over a mid bitch
yes

>>212978833 (OP)
the predator tech looks too SyFy
even AVP had more "realistic" tech and then almost went all chrome

>>212978833 (OP)
>not only is it simping over a bitch, but it's simping over a mid bitch
Kys already. Every single one of you pussywipped little beta males should be culled from society to clean up the gene pool.

>>212979241
Pretty fucking annoying isn't it? That shit is supposed to be a cluster of sensory organs, not hair.

>>212978833 (OP)
Why they gotta gay this up with stupid shit like a lazer bow? Reminds me of that lame lazer slingshot from that one awful Star Wars cartoon

>>212979202
>Honorable
I don't know where the take that the Preds were Klingon adjacent came from, but it's fucking wrong. The Preds are hunters, not warriors, they don't give a fuck about honor they just want the endorphin fix of killing dangerous shit for fun and sport.

>>212979512
The whole 'honorable' meme comes from their refusal (usually) to kill unarmed/pregnant women or some shit but that's just because they don't consider them worthy prey.

>>212979634
Again this is hunter mentality, you don't kill pregnant females because doing that indiscriminately means you no more hunts.

>>212979680
That too obviously but they seem to avoid killing females and unarmed people in general (see chick in the original Predator).

>>212978911
Based Partagaz scoring dubs

>>212979202
Surprised his finger fits in the trigger well.

>>212978833 (OP)
getting real sick of these pairings, hollywood

>>212979741
They don't kill the unarmed because it isn't a fight if your pray can't fight back, The jungle hunter actively engaged in a fist fight because Dutch initiated it. And the female thing is just old hunter lore about not killing the females of a species because that means no babies which leads to less or even no hunts in the future. Adult male animals are considered expendable because they fight each other for dominance anyway so there's always a younger male to take the place of the one who loses breeding rights.

Earth is a game planet, the only honor Preds have is treating Earth like a safari instead of a warzone.

>>212978833 (OP)
>what she sees

Predators aren't honourable
>detonate themselves in a small nuclear explosion when they lose
>use cloaking and advanced weapons against people with sticks or powder guns.
Dirty cheaters.

>>212979908
I think I've seen this guy in West Adams

>>212978833 (OP)
of course I'll watch it (for Elle)
>>212979420
phew

>>212979512
That whole meme came from a faction of Predfags that somehow needed the Preds to be heroic in order to like them. I can respect that Xenotards just unapologetically think it's based that they're murder machines.

>>212978833 (OP)
>most dangerous planet in the universe
>teeming with lives
I want to see the fucker try to survive mercury.

>>212979908
We wuz ancient alien hunters and sheeeiitt

>>212978833 (OP)
does she defeat the predator by taking a putrid shit near it?

>>212980946
she's such a trashy bitch despite her "russian ballerina"-type of looks

instant boner

AvP in comparison to the modern predator slop is looking like citizen kane

>>212981144
Lack of human blood to make the PG-13 rating really blunted that movie hard. I didn't hate it but it could've been so much more.

>>212981182
>Take two horror franchises famous for being hard R gorefests
>Make their crossover PG-13
I still can't figure out what the fuck was going on in those execs' heads.

>>212978833 (OP)
>pic
izzy wilde looking bitch

>>212978833 (OP)
Why is she in everything now? New industry plant? Kojimba then now this

>>212978833 (OP)
>How do we sell our nu Predatorslop?
>Dunno. Tag him with a cute android waifu?

>>212978833 (OP)
Looks like a blonde white girl that fucks japanese asian guys in porn

>>212981241
>New industry plant?
Bro she's been working for over 24 years in Hollywood, come on

>>212981272
>japanese asian guys
As oppose to japanese antarctic guys?

>>212978833 (OP)
Is that supposed to be the same fucking King Predator from Killer of Killers?

>>212979908
Pool is closed due to AYDS

>>212978833 (OP)
why is she so emotive if she's supposed to be an android of some kind?
yeah yeah, it's not like these tards ever cared about any internal logic in the franchise. It's still annoying

>>212981241
did you not see neon demon?
Her being in death stranding is honestly a disappointment for her sake.

>>212981470
Did you not see the original Alien or any of the sequels? The Weyland-Yutani androids are deceptive by nature and will employ any form of trickery to obtain the trust of others to complete their mission. This one's mission is bioweapon research, she's just stringing him along because she's been disabled and needs him to complete it.

>>212978833 (OP)
Any good ass shots?

>>212981470
Alien franchise androids have always been basically just humans with white blood. Even Ripley couldn't tell Bishop was a synth until he bled.

>>212981272
I agree, and she just finished working with Kojima

>>212979290
She is.. she also plays a human who works for WU

The Predator looks like a streetshitter with a zoomer haircut.

>>212978833 (OP)
this predator looks gay, god I hate this timeline

>>212981778
Can't be, he has no nose.

>>212981809
You look gay.

why is the robot wearing clothes?

>>212983039
...To get to the other side?