>OI WAS GAPED... BY MIN...

>>212980016 (OP)
are narr

>me own fanny... roiped...

>WICH WUNNAYA CUNTS LAUGHED

>Jack and Jill went up the hill. And Jack raped her. Oh!

>WHO LAUGHED?
>...LOCK THE DOORS

>>212980051
kek

>>212980016 (OP)
>for years assumed that min roiped her
>the assault she was actually talking about was some guy slapping the shit out of her for fondling his girl

TRASH LOW QUAL RETARDED SCHIZO SPAM

>>212980016 (OP)
>She was gaped in her VUHGYNA!!!!
>MEN gaped her VUHGYNA!!!

HE ENTERED ME WOMBAT HOLE WITHOUT PERMISSION IF YA KNOW WOT I MEAN

>>212980400
>wombat hole
Kek

If I went to a stand-up show and there were no jokes I would say "yo goober, where's the bloody jokes?"

>>212980238
I'd gape Amy any day desu

>>212980016 (OP)

>me own son loighed

>raped?

/tv/ still obsessing over a 7 year old comedy special. what did this woman do to hurt you? even amy schumer wasn't harped on about this long

>>212980539
she was roiped

>>212980539
>what did this woman do to hurt you?
A comedy special.

>>212980539
Personally speaking, I'm just impressed that she managed to take a setting that was supposed to be funny and made it so unfunny that it looped back around to become funny again (and then seethed over it).

There's a part of me that wonders whether she's one of those full time performance artists like Tommy Wiseau and Tariq Nasheed.

>>212980051
To shreds, you say.

>>212980573
Nah, she went on to release nromal comedy specials after and they were fucking dogshit. She trooned out and has trannyvoice now, i'd like to hear her do the I WUZ ROIPED routine with the squeak voice.

>>212980539
>comedy

Haha.

>>212980539
if it was comedy then why can't we laugh about it?
i guess women just can't be funny, huh?

>>212980539
I need to come out clean. I was the one who raped her. I thought she was a dude but then got to embarrased to stop.

>>212980670
I can excuse the rape but the homosexuality is too far anon.

>>212980016 (OP)
half of russia was gaped on legalporno, so wat

>>212980016 (OP)
same

Crikey Mikey!

>>212980133
big if true

>>212980534
C L A Z Y

>OI GIT NO RESPIKT! A GOI ROIPED ME ARSE THINKING IT WAS ME FACE! NO RESPIKT, I TELL YE!

Since the WHINY LYING LESBIAN "rape comedy tour" ended, she got a job in British Politics.

>>212980534
Inmwyoawn NIST!

>>212981314
Who laffed???

>>212980133
wouldn't surprise me, lesbians have zero respect for existing relationships

>>212981314
I hope to see this retard get lynched by actual Brit patriots one day soon

>>212981541
He's a tory in disguise and he'll be the first against the wall.

>>212981534
the power of female standup...

>>212980799
To me it was the hypocrisy

>>212980016 (OP)
Australians are so hilariously fucking unfunny lmao

Ironically the funniest thing about them is them memeing up their status as some funny "banter lads" or what the fuck ever. All thanks to moot's post about them being retards. Even the bri'ish ""humour"" shits down the necks of strayans at this point.

>>212981699
I used to shake this much from DTs and had to drink 2 beers in the shower in the morning to get rid of em

Who is Min? Sounds Chinese.

>>212981534
powerful, brave

This never heppind

>>212981534
THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

>>212981722
You have no idea what a DT is.

>>212982118
Its short for delirium tremens and can include many symptoms, one of which is shaking, which is a symptom I suffered as a result of my severe alcoholism, so before work I had to drink beer in the shower to stop my hands from shaking so severely otherwise i wouldnt be able to work. I have proven that you are incorrect in your statement.

>>212981722
>beers
American "alcoholic", ladies and gentleman.
Is there anything you pussy faggots won't larp as to make yourselves appear interesting?

>>212982177
Yeah you have no idea what a DT is.

>>212982184
Do you call beer "cum" in your country and drink it from your fathers dick faggot?

>>212982209
We call it fairy water, you gay clown.

>>212982200
What are they?

>>212981534
>and then she bought a hot dinner.

>>212982218
Dang bro thats so tough I bet your daddy loves it when you chug his fairy water as you smile up at him

>>212982236
Keep shaking in the shower, brotherlover. I'm sure you'll wash away the shame one day.

>>212982292
Thanks man I would tell you to tell your dad I said hi but his dick is in your mouth so you cant talk lmao

>>212982223
Severe hallucinatory withdrawal that occurs many days after you've stopped drinking and results either in the hospital or in the morgue. It does not result in some fat retard having a couple of beers and going to work.

You didn't have delirium tremens, you had a hangover.

You're both embarrassingly gay. Get a room, niggers.

>>212982328
I see so is the severe uncontrollable shaking just a result of really bad nuerological damage then? Shits fucked

>>212981534
And then everyone laughed

>>212982328
>delirium tremens
>tremens

>>212982358
It means you're a pussy faggot Amerifag who can't handle his drink.
You're gonna have to find another COPING strategy.

>>212981699
Chris Lilley is funny, same with those dudes from Double the Fist and the cartoonist who made Damo and Darren. There are a few out there but they’re far between.

>>212982637
Hmmm. Weed gives me panic attacks. What else is there?

>>212980016 (OP)
I can believe she is in her prime because I can buy her turning into a truck.

>>212982637
But I can drink more than you though so what does that mean?

>>212980539
>comedy

>>212982902
nothing. you're obviously taking substances and then sitting there focusing on how it's going to make you feel shitty. nobody can force your mind to stop doing that shit except you.

like a kid that is convinced they will hate the taste of food, and ends up hating it

>>212980534
THE RAPED

>>212980016 (OP)
Damn thare crazy
Did it feel good tho?

>>212980583
Got a big laugh out of this, thanks anon

>>212980016 (OP)
The roiped.

>>212982923
Very, very foolish words, man.

>>212980016 (OP)
>A BLOODY DARKIE ROIPED ME IN ME BIG FAT BUM BUM

>>212980016 (OP)
>go to comedy show
>woman opens with depressing drawn out story of her being violently beaten and raped
Fun for the whole family. This isn't comedy, this woman needs therapy.

>>212982902
Is it really that bad being American that you have to ingest something to take the edge off it?

I take the Italian court system's view on believing rape victims, if you're pretty enough, sure I'll believe you. But, there are outliers, like Kevin Nash. Not Hannah Gadsby though.

>>212983078
>outliers, like Kevin Nash
How is he an outlier? He's extremely rapeable.

Australians are quickly becoming Jeet adjacent, what happened?

>>212980016 (OP)

She's the talk of the town in Melbourne.

>>212983112
Every country is getting jeeted dude. They're everywhere. I went to Japan and it was minority Japanese in Tokyo all jeets

>>212983112

Jew gate keepers in Melbourne keep anything based out of Australian politics and culture.

>>212982992
Youre cringe af big guy i bet you dont even laugh or have any fun when you drink youre just miserable and dont look forward to going home

>>212980539

>>212983073
They use drugs in your country too dumbfuck

>>212983150
I don't drink because I'm not 13, you sad American twat!

>>212983073
Honestly, yes.
Some of us are more American than others.

>>212983073
Haha. Man. When I travel I tell people to never visit the US and give them examples why as it relates to their country. The great satan.

oh no med mex singed me minge with the last of the v-v8s

>>212982902
>>I'm just so American! Make it stooooop
Lol. Lmao even.

>>212980051
>>212980583
fuckin lol'd

>>212983161
I always thought the dogman looked exactly like Hideaki Anno.