Masters of the Universe - /tv/ (#212981042) [Archived: 466 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:57:34 AM No.212981042
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Saw a rough cut of the Masters of the Universe trailer and holy crap, it's looking wild.
>The trailer’s about 3 minutes long, it kicks off with this female voiceover, probably He-Man’s mom, talking about the “Age of Heroes” on Eternia. We get quick shots of Man-At-Arms, King Randor, Fisto, and Stratos just going to fight on some evil warriors.

>Then it cuts to young Adam in a city that feels kinda like New York, he’s messing around with swords with some kids, and the voiceover says, “You’re a hero too.” It’s a nice little nod to his journey.
Fast forward to adult Adam, running through the city with Teela, trying to escape Beast Man, just when it looks like they’re done for, Battle Cat shows up and absolutely wrecks Beast Man. Then this massive portal opens up and they’re transported to Eternia.

>Eternia looks insane, like massive mountains, crazy desert landscapes, and these castles that look straight out of a fever dream. Plus, we get a shot of Snake Mountain, and it looks as dark and twisted as you'd expect, like straight out of a nightmare.

>Adam gets captured by Skeletor’s forces, and we don’t see him fully, but you hear his voice, it’s creepy as hell, and you get flashes of his skull face, it’s dark and sinister.

>There’s a ton of action shots around Castle Grayskull, we see the bad guys: Mer-Man, Spikor, Beast Man, Triclops, and Evil-Lyn, and they look wild, like they just stepped out of a toy box.

>We also get a few glimpses of some iconic vehicles like Land Shark is there, tearing through the terrain, and there are these crazy slinging vehicles that look like they’re built for battle.

>Then we finally get a shot of He-Man, all suited up and ready to go, sword in hand, looking every bit the hero. The trailer ends with a final shot of Skeletor, his skull face glowing, eyes burning with malice. It’s menacing.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:09:21 PM No.212981157
>>212981042 (OP)
Wow I got a boner
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:10:22 PM No.212981168
>>212981042 (OP)
This was written by AI lol
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:13:18 PM No.212981191
Hear me out, but I think Hunter would be perfect for the role. She'd bring in a whole new audience to add to the existing fanbase.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:13:46 PM No.212981195
>>212981042 (OP)
>Saw a rough cut of a trailer, let me describe it in detail
who cares
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:14:03 PM No.212981198
>>212981168
How do you know?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:15:05 PM No.212981204
>>212981042 (OP)
sounds fake, no way would they add casle greyskull, they always mess these kinds of films up, I doubt they will show skeletor too, he'll look worse than the fucking 80s movie

it's going to flop i saw the pictures of him with the police on EARTH

just why?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:16:06 PM No.212981214
>>212981042 (OP)
>>Then it cuts to young Adam in a city that feels kinda like New York, he’s messing around with swords with some kids, and the voiceover says, “You’re a hero too.” It’s a nice little nod to his journey.

So is this like that fairy and orc film with Will Smith? Set in a fantasy realm? Or is it literally earth?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:18:01 PM No.212981233
>>212981042 (OP)
I just want the "By the Power of Greyskull" transformation to be epic! Pointing the sword to the sky in front of the castle thats all I want with epic music and just pure fantasy.

This is going to be a key shot in the film if they fuck that up im not watching it, and if he doesnt say it in the trailer its a confirmed flop
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:18:26 PM No.212981236
>>212981191
It turns out the tranny audience isn’t actually as big as they appear online.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:25:36 PM No.212981319
>>212981236
New fans are still new fans. All the old fans will still be here. They won't mind a minor change.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:44:07 PM No.212981492
>>212981191
I think she could bulk up very fast! For a girl, she sure seems wiry and strong...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:49:36 PM No.212981543
>>212981198
>and the voiceover says, “You’re a hero too.” It’s a nice little nod to his journey.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:54:27 PM No.212981599
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>>212981042 (OP)
Nobody is going to watch another MotU live action film without Orko. Its not hard to just have a fucking puppet and have Awkwafina do a voice over. You don't see his mouth he won't even need to be lipsynced and if you think he looks too cute its pretty easy to give the design a grim-dark edgey makeover.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:22 PM No.212982689
>>212981599
wait is he not in it?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:20:45 PM No.212982709
Hold on!

Jared Leto is skeletor? Isnt he a sex predator now? HAven't they already removed him from all Tron marketing so how is going to work in this now?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:03:22 PM No.212983399
>>212981198
Because it's follows all the typical beats AIs use to structure their sentences.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:21:17 PM No.212984774
>>212981204
>>212981214
According to the rumours the film starts with Teela travelling to Earth to find Adam who had his memory of who he was and Eternia erased, then she brings him back to Eternia. I'd say probably the first half hour of the film is on Earth with Teela trying to find Adam and them getting arrested because they're wandering around with giant swords and laser guns, then the next 45 minutes is on Eternia with Adam learning how to be He-Man, with the final 20 minutes being the battle with Skeletor.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:09:56 PM No.212985816
>>212981204
80's movie Skeletor was based, in fact that whole movie was based
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:13:06 PM No.212985896
>>212981042 (OP)
how old do you realistically have to be by this to have grown up with he-man?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:22:44 PM No.212986117
>>212985896
Between 45 to 50.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:57:19 PM No.212986926
>>212985896
I'm 31 and it was on cartoon network when I was a kid.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:57:54 PM No.212986942
>>212981319
Did they show up for the netflix cartoon?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:40 PM No.212986969
>>212981042 (OP)
Why do they put this Nicholas guys name in the poster as if anyone knows who the fuck he is? Just put the title and that sells itself.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:43 PM No.212986970
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>>212981042 (OP)
So do they kill him off and replace him with a lesbian again?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:59:57 PM No.212986999
>>212985896
He man has like 5 cartoons at this point. Everyone has a Heman.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:04 PM No.212987001
>>212985896
>how old do you realistically have to be by this to have grown up with he-man?
The real funny part will be how many grew up with He-Man as a symbol of masculinity, and would want to watch this with their sons and grandsons. As opposed to the people who will treat every showing like a Pride Parade because some homo decided it was an allegory to coming out of the closet.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:58 PM No.212987017
>>212981042 (OP)
>he-man the focus and not teela
>no mention of he-man being black or gay
fake news
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:01:32 PM No.212987033
>>212981042 (OP)
Isnt jared leto in this.
Hard fucking pass.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:20 PM No.212987052
>>212986970
No, that will not happen. Travis Knight is directing this.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:48 PM No.212987066
>>212985896
I don’t remember the show at all but I remember my mom getting pissed that I was watching it.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:04:27 PM No.212987122
>>212987017
>no mention of he-man being black or gay
We know the casting, so we know He-Man is white.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:15:50 PM No.212987394
>>212987052
>>212987122
The damage is done and the franchise is dead. Same with Star Wars. Same with Middle Earth. Same with Wheel of Time. Wokeshit is franchise death. It's over. Deserved.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:18:49 PM No.212987466
>>212985896
I'm 40 and grew up with He-Man.
I have less than zero interest in watching this movie.