Any recent mystery kinos?

>>212981118 (OP)
My life desu

>>212981118 (OP)
People love to never mention the fact that this was in Angola.

>>212981118 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDh8DefWpI

Rolls-Royce utilizes advanced Engine Health Monitoring (EHM) technology to track and analyze the performance of its aircraft engines, providing real-time insights and proactive maintenance recommendations. This system relies on data collected from sensors on the engines, which is transmitted to ground stations for analysis and alerts.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
Real-time data collection:
Rolls-Royce engines are equipped with sensors that continuously monitor various parameters like vibration, temperature, and pressure.
Data transmission:
This data is transmitted to ground stations, often via satellite, where it's analyzed by Rolls-Royce's team of experts and data scientists.
Engine Health Monitoring (EHM):
Rolls-Royce's EHM system uses this data to identify potential issues before they lead to problems, allowing for proactive maintenance and preventing costly downtime.
Predictive maintenance:
By analyzing trends and anomalies in the engine data, Rolls-Royce can predict potential failures and schedule maintenance accordingly, maximizing engine availability and operational efficiency.
Digital Twin technology:
Rolls-Royce also utilizes Digital Twin technology, which creates a virtual replica of the engine, allowing for simulation and analysis of various operational scenarios and potential issues.
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Boeing and Rolls-Royce collaborate on engine tracking services, sharing data to improve airline operational efficiency. This includes the Rolls-Royce Engine Health Monitoring (EHM) and Boeing Airplane Health Management (AHM) systems. The initial focus is on the Trent 1000/Boeing 787 Dreamliner and Trent 800/Boeing 777 combinations, with plans to expand to other models. This partnership allows for real-time data analysis and faster response times to potential issues, ultimately maximizing operational efficiency for airlines, according to Aviation Pros.

>>212981118 (OP)
>b727
>massive
Not really

>>212981118 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LDh8DefWpI

>>212981132

>>212981118 (OP)
Mossad

>>212981132
Facebook headlines leave out all kinds of details like names too. It's just the style that boomers respond best to.

>>212981174
thanks, ChatGPT! Please rewrite your response in the voice of Jar-Jar-Binks

>>212981132
Why does that matter? They still stole a plane that was probably making a western CEO rich.

>>212981132
Still impressive though.

>>212981238
That's all headlines these days, retards. Clickbait isn't unique to facebook, and particularly not to boomers.

>>212981132
so the russians got it

>>212981254
Meesa thinks, "Oooo, what a big ol' mess o' words 'bout those fancy engines! Rolls-Royce got these tiny little tinkles, what they call 'sensors', stuck all over they engines, yessir. Dey be watchin' all the time - like little peepers - how the engine is a-feelin', like checkin' if it's too hot or cold, or maybe got some wonky vibrations, meesa suppose."
"Then, whoopty-do, all that data it be sending off to special places on the ground, like the seediest backwaters on the moons of Naboo. There, clever heads - not so clever, more like eggheads - be studyin' all that engine babble, lookin' for signs of trouble. If they finds sumthin' fishy, they can shout, 'Oi! That engine needs some tender lovin' care!' 'fore it breaks down like a broken speeder on a backwater planet."
"Now, imagine havin' a special fake engine - they calls it a 'digital twin'. It be like a mirror image o' the real one. They can poke and prod this pretend engine all they like, see how it might break and make the real one all sick-like, all without any messy breakage."
"And what's dis I hear 'bout Boeing an' Rolls-Royce gettin' together, huh? Like some big fancy dance! They be swappin' their engine and airplane babble, all to keep those big flying buses in the air. It's a whole 'nother layer o' watchin' an' fixin' and makin' things work smoother, faster and with no downtime! Oh my, so much cleverness!"
Eyes wide with simulated wonder, bounces in his seat. "Mesa thinks that's just about the most excitin' thing since meesa found those funny-lookin' rocks on the surface o' Theed! All these little gadgets and clever brains workin' together, keeping everything in tip-top shape. It's almost as impressive as the podrace, I tell you! Oh, what a wondrous age of technology we live in!"

>>212981238
An incorrectly formatted MS paint headline will fool most anons.

>>212981132
Angola is a funny place. They even made their flag a machete chopping of a nigger limb

>>212981901
some guy got his arm chopped off by an African immigrant who was trying to steal his phone. This is after the government in that state passed a machete ban. We're seeing machete attacks at shopping centers nearly every week now. This was unheard of 10 years ago in Australia. Machetes must be really deeply embedded in their culture or something. It's crazy how I used to watch gore vids from Africa on /gif/ years ago and how I always felt grateful that we didn't have to live like that - and now it's happening close by. Everyone just tolerates it as if it's normal

>>212982000
It's filled with jungles so machetes are very useful. Since they're also violent animals they hack each other to bits.
>Everyone just tolerates it as if it's normal
Yeah it's really grim. It seems like for a lot of people there really is no floor for how low they're willing to let living standards get.

>>212981360
lmao

>>212981118 (OP)
they are living the life right now on some island banging babes all day and eating watermelons (tits)

>>212981254
>>212981360
Can I have chatgpt rewrite Joyce's Ulysses with a jar jar voice?

>>212982154
"Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him on the mild morning air..."

Gungan Version (Jar Jar Binks Voice):
"Ooh mooey mooey! Stately-like an' all, plumpy Bucko Mulligan be comin' up-da stairiehead, holdin' da soapy-suds bowl, okeyday? On it, dere be da shiny-lookin' mirror an’ da slashy-slashy razor all criss-crossin’. He be wearin' dis yeller robe-robe, hangin’ loosey-goosey, flappin' all floaty-floaty in da soft morning breezy-breeze..."

Would you like mesa to keeps goin'? Just say da word, and mesa rewrite more chapters! But oof, dis ting be long like Naboo senate meetings.

>>212981118 (OP)
No

>>212981132
And they don't bother when an airliner crashes?