Let me tell you boys something about women.

women is a trip uncle funkle

>>212981368 (OP)
I'LL TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME
BITE BITE BITE
BITE BITE BITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vg7ZAaR7AU

Hey!
Stop playing videogames
I've HaD eNouGh of Your Stupid VIDEOGAMES
Aren't you a little o-o-o-o-old to be playing VIDEOGAMES

>>212982168
should’ve responded with “are you a little too old to be that much of a fat fuck” and then cut to jazz getting thrown out of the house

>>212982168
I wanna grow!
Woaah!

>>212981755
>trouble

hey G will you make me a samwich?

>>212981368 (OP)
Oh my God!
Turkey!
With…
Pillowy mounds of mashed
Po
Ta
Toes

Oh my god that's funny

>>212982553
NOE

You swindled me! I was planning to use that money on pot. Now if you’ll excuuuuuuuse me, im going to enjoy the one thing you cant SWINDLE from me.

uncle funcle

TINY ONIONS

>>212982734
YOU SELL FISH

>>212983909
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212981368 (OP)
SHNISKERBOBERTSON
SHNISKERBOBERTSON
SAY YAY YAY

>Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom

>>212981394
fpbp

Part 4 when??? It has been almost two years now holy shit

What can we say about Carlton… he was Carlton.

>>212981755
Uncle Phil you've got to kick that man's B U T T

>>212981368 (OP)
>Stay away from them. Don't trust them. They seek only your destruction. They will promise you everything, and when they are certain they have you ensnared, they will go crazy and try to drink your blood like a vampire and make your life into a waking nightmare.

>>212981368 (OP)
how did the youngest daughter turn into the biggest slut

>>212985251
Phillip Banks, you- should- kick- my- BUTT!

>>212985239
Ok somebody bury this

>>212984402
SPLERPS!

>>212988556
Philip Banks, kick that man's BUTT- Butt- butt