So trve

what plot twist?

Yer a biscuit 'arry

>>212981768
They say harry pothead murdered professor umbridge with his voice. Shouted him to pieces.

>>212981713 (OP)
People read this shit?

>>212981713 (OP)
>she shouted, calmly

>>212981768
Hard ass Mcgonagall gave Potter a cookie.

>>212981713 (OP)
Is this true????

>>212981768
Harry Potter'ed that old cunt, right in the snatch.

>>212981713 (OP)
No gravy?

>>212981808
You were trying to crosspost the boards, right
same as that cunnyposter over there

I weep for the Internet having been flooded with these low IQ third world pajeet-made image macros that get millions of likes.

>>212982124
/sp/, I’m from /sp/

>>212982116
Not that kinda biscuit, bruv.

>>212982139
shitposter's final post, should be dabbing on jannies...

>>212981713 (OP)
SPIT THAT SEED OIL SHIT OUT, NICK!

>>212982150
For me? It's the jaffa cake

>>212982150
I thought this would be a CYOA and I got excited for a second

>>212982299
geg

>>212982150
>biscuit named finger

>>212982150
Garibaldi's are shit.

>>212982345

>>212982370
>adventures and excitement involving junk food
Do americlaps really

>>212982150
>make a cookie
>call it a biscuit
UK retards, everyone.

>>212981713 (OP)
This person only reads romance porn and young adult novels so this is what she considers a 'plot twist'

DO THIS

>>212981713 (OP)
Can someone explain what the plot twist is?

>>212981768
Up until know, Harry had been lying about gluten intolerant. But Mcgonagall put on the most immaculate spread. Hobnobs. Jammie Dodgers. Swirly Twirlie Whirlies. Plopwhoppers. Finklewizzers. Even Digestives. Harry’s primal lo-carb resolve faltered, just for a moment. A week later he had put on 8 pounds of water weight, swollen and dulled by potato and pasta.

>>212981713 (OP)
What plot point is being twisted?

>>212982505
Lol

Maybe she doesn't like Umbridge either

>>212982345
Oh yeah?

I'VE DROPPED ME BISCUIT IN ME BREW!

>>212982150
For me, it's Jaffa Cakes

>the middle-aged woman is catty and passive-aggressive about the more successful middle-aged woman

did a misogynist write this?

>>212982576
>invent things
>Amiericlaps change the name and get confused later
Fat cunts

>>212981804
I'm a wot?

>>212982150
For me it's the butter king

>>212982883
Yer a cracker 'arry

>>212982576
cookies are the ones with chocolate chips.
what do yous call biscuits that aren't cookies?

Yeah dude I love poorly written racist children's books too! But, I was a fan, and was around with the huge boom in its popularity. Not anymore though, Rowlings a dumbass.

>>212982630
Oh. Thanks

>>212982985
Biscuits that aren't cookies are pic related.
Everything in >>212982150 pic is a cookie.

>>212981713 (OP)
This is a book for kids btw

>>212983024
nah fuck off those are scones. they don't even have the texture of biscuits. one of those words where it's not exactly an onomatopoeia, but the world represents the feeling of the item.

>>212981768
you kind of assume every teacher is maintaining the rule set out for them and won't speak up out of fear of losing their job (or catching the attention of the now compromised ministry of magic during the scene in the OP). harry enters a 'fuck this shit' era after voldemort is revived and kills cedric, and harry stops pretending to care about the rules. he openly admits to shitting on the ministry's hagbitch spy 'teacher' and the reader figures the somewhat hardass mcgonagall is going to lay more "you can't do that shit, harry" on him, but she rewards him with a cookie.

the flanderization and such got bad after goblet of fire

>>212983025
why did she write it like it was for kids living in the 1950s?

should be using ASCII only, can do away with the quotation marks, and what kid says yes instead of yeah or ya?

>>212983058
They have the texture of biscuits because they ARE biscuits. They don't have the texture of cookies, which is why they're called biscuits.

>>212983100
settle down Plato i'm talking about the English-language word.

>>212983143
Me, too. Biscuits are fluffy, cookies crack.

>>212983143
okay, bundle of sticks sucking a rooster

>>212981713 (OP)
>you told her He Who Must Not Be Named is black?

what the fuck does his skin color have to do with anything rowling? jesus christ.

>>212982576
Cookies are soft and chewy, retard (they're certainly not twice baked)

>>212983024
Biscuit means "twice-baked"

>he gets up to stretch his legs before Harry walks over and calls Cho a chink>>212982883

Ah yes, a real fine coming of age story.

>>212983024
That's a scone, nigger

>>212983216
>twice-baked
>bi-scuit
mind = blown

>>212983253
>bi-scuit
>bi-sexual
>if you eat them your gay

>>212983253
(Bis)(cotti)

>>212983083
>kid says yes instead of yeah or ya?
Those living outside of ghetto.

>>212981713 (OP)
>trve
gen z should be banned from the internet

>>212982124
damn you /pol/niggers 4chan was fine until you came along, m00t was nice… and lazy

>>212983308
fr fr no cap

>>212983242
I have had a scone. I have cracked my tooth on a scone. That, sir, is not a scone.

Is this the thread?

For me, it's wafers

>>212982150
Lots of English people eat this shit all day then wonder why they have 3 chins, acne everywhere and go to the doctor to get """depression pills"""

>>212981713 (OP)
Rowling's prose is unironically god-tier and she never gets enough credit for it.

>>212983242
Scones are a whole different thing from biscuits, they use different ingredients and don't have the same texture or flavor.

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/scone-vs-biscuit/
>Southern biscuits have more butter and acidity (from the buttermilk), making them extra fluffy and flaky. While scones rely on richer, denser, ingredients like heavy cream and eggs to get a sturdy, yet crumbly, pastry.

>>212983242
>a scone nigger
How did they get away with called them that?

>>212982626
>>212982639
the reader assumes that Potter is about to be punished big time but instead the hag rewards him, showing that he has her support (she wants to have sex with him)

>>212984422
But that's not what a plot twist is...

>So trve

>>212981713 (OP)
Why does this have the START DOING THIS red underlines when there’s only like 4 sentences to get througg

>>212984456
it is because before this scene it really seemed like McGonagall was more attracted to Malfoy

>>212982194
Funny...when I was a boy, Eternal Jannies on every board used to make me so safe.

>>212983069
I know it's a children's book but it really didn't make a lot of sense how the government remained in power when there is no wizard army and everyone who mattered already knew it was compromised

>>212983387
DEH!

>>212982150
For me, it's the Jannie Dodger. Hate those fuckers, glad to dodge 'em.

>>212984488
Just missing a
>Does she know!?
and a circle around her head

>>212981713 (OP)

>>212983287
and then terracotta means baked earth

I get it now

>>212984860
are you memeing or did you really need an AI to explain this to you?

>>212982576
>mfw bongs don't call them fries but rather "chips" as if they were chips of a potato instead of thick pieces
>mfw bongs call chips "crisps"
>mfw bongs call a pb&j a "nutty gum and fruit spleggings"
>mfw bongs call an apartment a "flat" even though it's a three dimensional space
>mfw bongs add extra vowels to everything and extra letters (canceled has 2 Ls there, they always take an L)
>mfw bongs renamed 1984 into "My Diary Desu"

>>212984899
> did you really need an AI to explain this to you
yes because it's not plot twist so the whole pic is nonsensical.
sometimes, when you are high IQ, it's hard to understand retards

>>212983058
scones are harder, buttermilk southern biscuits are far superior to your drop biscuit "scone" bullshit

>>212984860
Wish chatgpt was integrated here running background checks on schizo posts and explaining movie shit to autists

>FB
God I cant fucking wait for the ID system to go live in september and 4chan just outright blocking access to euroshits instead
thank god hiro merged the site back together

>>212984593
Rowling didn't write the films

>>212985043
Scones are also sweet, with added sugar and fruit mix-ins, where biscuits are savory, with no added sugar and no sweet mix-ins.

>>212985002
>He doesn't cut his potatoes on a lathe like the king intended

The entire series is retarded. Umbridge was a mass murdering war criminal and everyone just lets her get away with everything. She is never punished in any way. Dumbledore saves her life for no reason so she can continue mass murdering people.

At least with Dumbledore's gay butt buddy he has an excuse for not stopping him (he wants more gay sex.) With Umbridge he just lets her do whatever the fuck she wants all the time forever.

>>212985207
>biscuits are savory
Is this even true or just true by American standards, every non American says your bread is like cake

>>212982150
Weren’t the UK supposed to be banned off the internet, why am I still seeing these godless redcoats

>>212981768
It was aaaall a dream.

>>212985260
she gets gangraped by centaurs

>>212985260
children's franchise, tranny

>>212985260
Didn’t she get raped and gaped (implied) by centaurs in the last book?

>>212985260
It was dumb that that order of the phoenix assassinated 0 people despite so many of them walking around in public unprotected

>>212985267
It's actually true. They're made with flour, butter, and (butter)milk. There's not even any sugar in them.

>>212984556
You mean like how our politicians are all Epstein pedo associates and this is public knowledge but yet they're still standing.
Or do you mean how bribed and blackmailed every politician is in this gay democracy who all answer to oligarchs that bribe them, and yet no revolution or protests, people still vote.

Art imitates life

>>212982150
They call these Kosher Crackers in America

>>212985315
>says the person with anime avatar

>>212981713 (OP)
A lousy biscuit? She should have given him cup of water.

>>212985393
Difference is in our world they sit at the head of multiple giant armies and police forces and all the banking, business and others institutions. In harry potter the ministry of magic seems more like a joke and only has any authority in the UK and there is no global oligarchy

>>212985003
>it's not a plot twist, it's a character twist, and I'm too smart to understand how anybody could possibly confound one with the other in casual conversation
you are not high IQ, you are just autistic

>>212985445
That's a whole other thing.

>>212982150
Why can't British people just call shit what it's called?

>>212986178
We do. Not our fault that you American wankers decided to deliberately change the way you did and said things after chucking a lot of Tea in the Sea.

>>212984899
AI will replace you

>>212983058
scones are SWEET biscuits, you limey FUCK. they're closer to a pastry. you don't have scones with country gravy on them. i know you're being retarded on purpose.

>>212981768
I guess that McGonagall is usually a tight ass but when Harry did something noble and courageous (stand up for the truth against a left wing power tripping Karen) she was low key supportive.

>>212986164
My mum loves these- she’s not even Jewish.they taste very bland, probably the closest to actually tasting like cardboard

>>212981713 (OP)
>DUHHH HE GET REWARD FOR DO BAD THING???
Disregarding the fact that this shit lights up millennial dopamine receptors like christmas, the better passage was when umbridge visited mcgonagall's classroom for inspection

>>212981713 (OP)
She calls her clunge a biscuit

>>212985002
>mfw bongs call the trunk of a car a "boot" even though it's not boot-shaped, nor does it hold a bunch of pairs of boots
>mfw bongs call a storage chest a "trunk" even though it's not a fuckin elephant
>mfw bongs needlessly put the letter "u" in words that clearly don't need it
>mfw bongs call their police "bobbies" even though they aren't buoyant

>>212986352
Don't you have some beans and shitty ham posing as bacon to go eat?

>>212981713 (OP)
ONE FUCKING BISCUIT?

>>212982150
Got to go with the Father of the Fatherland.

WELL DONE HARRY WELL DONE

HOWEVER

>>212986352
Modern American English is more trad than British English.

>>212985670
>you are not high IQ, you are just autistic
dear retard, you should know it's pretty obvious, from the start, that McGonagall is not a """bad""" character, she's in fact the textbook definition of the nice old granny type.
So starting from this simple fact, anybody with an IQ above room temperature should not be surprised by her actions with Potter (and the other students).
In conclusion, not only this is not a plot twist, it's not even a character twist.. merely a confirmation of what should have been obvious from the start

>>212986417
Scones aren't sweet thougbeit.

>>212987299
you aren't gonna think it's very sweet when i rape you

>>212983069
I don't think this was flanderization. mcgonagall is a hard-ass but she's still a Gryffindor and loyal to Dumbledore, and proud of him at the same time. She does scold him in the same scene.

>>212983387
Are you serious anon? I think it's one of her worst qualities and I like the books. She would have made, imo, a far better screenwriter than an author.

>>212987299
The base dough recipe for a typical scone contains 50+ grams of granulated sugar, while biscuits have none.
Scones are often made with fruit mixed into the dough, while biscuits never do.
Scones are often finished with icing or coarse sugar on top, which again would never be done with a biscuit.
Whether you want to consider scones "sweet" or not is a fruitless argument, but it is factually true that scones are significantly sweetER than biscuits on account of all the sugar and fruit that are added to them. Biscuits are a savory quickbread made with only flour, butter, and milk; no sugar or sweet things mixed in. We even pair them with savory toppings like butter, cheese, and gravy.

>>212982150
Hobnobs and digestives are where it's at.

>>212986427
Umbridge is pretty blatantly a Thatcher, highly manicured accent and all

>>212982630
>Up until know, Harry had been lying about gluten intolerant.
You should have just said that. Pretty funny

>>212983322
face your ban with some courage, chud

>>212983058
>>212983242
Scones are sweet. Those are biscuits, which are not sweet. Buscuits are also fluffy, whereas scones are crunchy.

>>212981713 (OP)
have a biscuit, have two

>>212987469
Very serious.
She expresses very detailed scenes in insanely straightforward ways that are consistently entertaining to read and aren't bogged down by overly flowery language.

>>212988368
>She expresses very detailed scenes in insanely straightforward ways that are consistently entertaining to read
I guess I can agree with that part. Certainly it's not the worst prose by a children's author and suits her audience, but the same reason you like her prose is also part of the reason I think she would have made a great screenwriter.

Did she have a biscuit-serving loicense?

>>212981713 (OP)
>Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, frowning at Harry. Then she said, 'Have at my biscuit, Potter.'

>>212985081
Good, can't wait to never read American opinions ever again

>>212986554
Don't you have plastic posing as cheese to eat?

>>212988773
>goes to an american site
>buttmad at americans
lol, why tho?

>>212981713 (OP)
Reminder that there are literal adults who read this. And then rage because the author is not ideologically pure with current thing. Just 99%.

>>212981713 (OP)
The whole "we don't believe he's back" plotline was so stupid when Rowling already introduced a myriad of ways Harry could've proved he was telling the truth. Truth serum, wands having browser history, the ability to see people's memories, the ability to talk to ghosts, telling house elves to go find Voldemort if he's around, using a time turner to go back and check that night out for themselves.

I get the whole We Don't Want To Believe Him angle but the fact there wasn't one group saying "hey, we can prove this why don't we try?" with a fun cover up plot line stretches disbelief way too far.

>>212983024
that's called a scone
it rhymes with 'gone'
as in the common american phrase
>AYO MY DADDY SCONE FO CIGARETTES HE COMIN BACK

>>212989073
Would you belive this shit?

>>212988929
Japanese owned you dumb mutt

>>212989510
why do you have a screenshot of this site but you saved it from reddit?
whats your reddit account, tourist?

>>212989655
just because a nip owns it doesn't make it NOT an american website. Servers are in Texas dipshit

>>212989792
A dog in a stable is not a horse.
Checkmate faget

>>212982150
>>212983024
For me it's Welsh cakes.

>>212989855
>mixed metaphor
Servers are in Texas dipshit. Enjoy your stay on this american site, where english is the spoken language, not nipponese

>>212981768
the plot got twisted like in shamalamalam movie saar

>>212981808
I'll not stand idly by while a troll wanders my halls and shits on my students

>>212981713 (OP)
>comes of as an intelligent psychopath who was to force her morality and justice into others by any means in the books

>in the movies she's just a nerdy girlboss

>>212989179
No, scones are not the same as biscuits.
Biscuits are soft, flaky, and savory.
Scones are dense, crumbly, and sweet.

>>212983308
Ong fax

>>212989951
>blatantly rips off japanese website
>literally owned by a Japanese
Lol. K
>english is the spoken language
Invented by the British.
Try again lil amerishart

I'm still upset they didn't give us Hagrid vs the ATF
>>212990492
That too, movie Hermione is lame

>>212990674
>movie Hermione
Yeah, but she's hot. So who cares?

>>212985260
No, it's the entire world that is retarded, and especially British society which the books are openly satirizing. Umbridge was nothing but a deranged middle-aged HR cat lady before Voldemort established his regime. Of course in any sane society she should have been gassed several times over for this crime alone, but in the modern world that's being lampooned by her character, everyone does just let these lunatics get away with everything and continue destroying civilization. Umbridge did ultimately go to Azkaban for the rest of her life, but only after she allied herself with Voldemort's regime, which felt pretty forced to me since the Ministry was just as bad beforehand. And the Dementors were no longer used as guards, so it was all kind of a copout.

>>212985002
British food is outright disgusting so its no surprise they cant even name their food properly

Oi m8 one oder of Fuzzy Finglewizzits and don forget the vinegar chips!

>>212990650
>words words words
Servers are in Texas dipshit. Enjoy your stay on this english speaking website :)

>>212990492
People tend to forget how her little sneak curse on that chick who was pressured on selling out the DA gave her permanent facial scars.
And Dark Magic is the only type that can cause permanent scarring.

>>212991019
>few sentences
>words words words
Tsk tsk the absolute state of mutt education. Sad!

>>212990650
if the US had chosen italian as its official language, that's what your country would've required you to learn.

>>212991077
>continues malding
Servers are in Texas dipshit. Enjoy your stay on this english speaking website :)

"HARRY? HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE GOBLET YOU ORPHANED PIECE OF SHIT" - Dumbledore asked calmly

>>212990705
I do that's fucking who
Book Hermione is endearing and likeable, I don't care how much of a stacy movie Hermione is, she's not the real Hermione

>>212991110
The Brits invented English you stupid mutt. The British Empire being so widespread is why English is spoken everywhere today. Not cause of anything to do with the United Shitholes of turdmerica.
>>212991117
>still can't stop responding
>n-no u r seething
lol. Classic amerishart

>>212990492
Hermione was a cutesy weirdo who needed a strong man to dick her down and make her stop caring about fucking house elves and crave more dick.

>>212991374
>thinks about Americans so much he lives on an American website.
Europoors are fucking retarded

>>212991442
>still can't stop replying
Lol
(P.S I've reduced the no. of words so your tiny amerishart brain doesn't get overloaded)

>>212982830
Steady on

is it another thread in which americans become confused and angry that other cultures exist?

>>212983385
Can't have a cuppa without a biccy for dipping

>>212991720
Based

>>212982830
>tfw JAFFA KREE

>>212989510
>Would you belive this shit?
Yes they have priori incantatem, they obviously would check his wand for a spell that would match the killing curse you fucking retard.

>>212982150
i won a pack of jammie dodgers at a trivia night
i didn't know what they were, but they were gone by morning

>>212991374
They didn't. English was a completely different Germanic dialect spoken by Anglos, Saxons, and Jutes, with later influence from Old Norse and Norman French. The irony here is great, given that you're upset over an American taking credit for English achievements. Anyway, America is the greatest country in the world, like it or not. There's a reason the UK is a former empire; they simply could not compete.

As to the question of 4chan? Japanese-influenced American website, no question about that. But it is American-run, with US servers, and everyone here owes some credence to its American roots, regardless of its Japanese imageboard start. It's become something else entirely.