Imagine just sleeping your life away?

hahaha imagine

>>212982167
be crazy wouldn't it

>>212982120 (OP)

Most people sleep 25 years of their lives away.

>>212982120 (OP)
You are basically doing it here

yeah, that'd be weird

>>212982347

cats sleep 80% of the time and they live like 15-20 years at best

>>212982347
rookie numbers

i've fantasised about this a lot

in coma for 30 years and then wake up in world with neural VR or mechs and etc

tho being neet isn't much different. rotting for 15 years and still look 14 basically. inb4: everyone say that ! no, it's not just some skin and hairline thing but also how developed ur bones r. if u ate like shit during growth years then yes u'll have more childish body and face

I wish I could sleep more, fuck this world and everyone in it.

>>212982120 (OP)
I wake up with a massive headache if I sleep for more than six hours, so no, I fucking can't.

>>212982409
stupid creatures.
dogs barely sleep, the superior mammal.

>>212982846
based undiagnosed brain cancer anon

>>212982826
the secret to sleeping more is being unemployed

My 20's are over next month

I wasted literally every minute of them

>>212982120 (OP)
Imagine you wake up early and are stuck inside that thing on a long space journey. Or imagine you start having nightmares halfway through, shadow monsters on the ship are trying to inhabit your body to skin walk as you. You catch your wife cheating on you with the spaceship doctor. You can't even deal with the betrayal right now because of the shadow monsters. You manage to trap a couple in an airlock and jetison them into space, but you find yourself cornered by the last one, he's about to take over your body, skin walk as you. Suddenly you wake up, realize it was just a nightmare, breathe a sigh of relief. Something slams into your hibernation pod, it's the doctor fucking your wife.

>>212983403
I have a wife?

>>212983573
Yeah. But she's a whore and is getting dicked down by some other guy. Sorry man.

You're literally asking that of a board where NEETs shitpost their life away.

>>212983047
nah, that don't help.
you're doing less so you're body isn't as tired. As much as you want to sleep your body wont.
You just toss and turn, thinking about what a loss your life has become.

>>212983077
Wait til you hit 50

>>212982847
Dogs sleep about 12-14 hours a day.

>>212983077
Better than spending them as a worthless wagecuck making minimum wage.

You had fun at least?
Watched a bunch of kino? Got to hang out with friends? Played lots of Vidya? They were only wasted if you spent that time doing things you didn't actually enjoy.

>>212982120 (OP)
With these things, your life isn't going away at least. You're just suspended and going to the future. Everyone you knew will move on and continue dying of course. I'd say the scariest part would be waking up in a demolition man/idocracy type scenario where society is completely different and maybe hostile to you now.

>>212985103
>maybe hostile to you now.
so like now?

>>212985488
UNSCANNABLE!

What are you suppose to do that's meaningful then?

>>212985957
not sure what that means

>>212982847
Why are dog owners so insecure?

>>212986904
Watch the documentary Idiocracy then

>>212982847
What an odd thing to say just out of nowhere.
Wait... are you a dog?

>>212983077
That's what you get for being a zoomer