What would a Live Action show of Kingdom Come Deliverance be like?

>>212983988 (OP)
in current year, it would be as gay as OP's pic, OP's love life, and OP's whole existence.

>>212984055
wdym? it's just two christian bros enjoying their time together. this was totally normally back in the medieval period.

>>212984100
Kissing men is unironically not gay, if you're not fucking in the arse or having a blowjob it's not gay

>>212984147
so true! there are cultures out there in which you greet others, including your own family members by kissing them on the lips, regardless of gender. it is a beautiful display of intimacy without the restraints of societal norms.

>>212983988 (OP)
Malian man in the early 15th century Bohemia lecturing Henry about how his homeland is way better than the white Bohemia
Hans and Henry eloping before Hans' wedding
Istvan and Eric crust busting scene

>>212983988 (OP)
It would be a very high budget Jewish movie directed by a Jewish man, in which all the whites are casted in gay roles where they are humiliated, and the Jewish actors would be playing the heroes and warriors of the story that should be looked up to.

>>212983988 (OP)
Is that Abbey and her boyfriend

>>212983988 (OP)
>Crustdom Bust: Cum Deliverance

>>212983988 (OP)
>>212984100
Reminder that the faggot shit was a corporate mandated rewrite necessitated by current political climates and that they forced Vavra to play ball and renounce his old ways where he claimed there is absolutely no faggot shit going on and that it was just a medieval buddy cop story.

>>212984757
>corporate mandated rewrite
I don't buy it at all. They had plenty time to make the jewish quarter that didn't exist in the city (oh gee wonder why) but not enough time to make church interiors. And again went out of their way to shove a black guy into the story for no reason at all.

>>212985501
The Jews lived in the city at the time before they were expelled. And they lived in the exact place where the jewish quarter is in the game. That's historically documented. You morons get all your talking points from a video by your dear leader without actually bothering to know whether it's true or not.

>>212983988 (OP)
hot public gay sex

>>212985501
The Jewish houses are exactly the same prefabs as all the other houses you cretin. Meanwhile creating a church interior with all the altars and unique frescoes are years of work for something that has no gameplay value.

>>212986329
Literally the game itself tells you that they made it up.
>>212986445
They had church interiors in the first game despite having a smaller budget than the second game. I don't recall being able to enter any church or chapels even outside of Kuttenberg.
>that has no gameplay value
One of the city councilors asks you to count the number of wings on a mural during the waiter quest. And that mural was a piece of work.

Like Brokeback Mountain but with horses and more buttfucking.

>>212983988 (OP)
What's with the current slew of historical games all featuring prominent homosexuality themes and explicit scenes?
In Assassin's Creed Shadows you have a black man breeding the princess of Japan and then fucking a feminine Japanese boy in the ass. And in the other part of the game you have underage lesbian ninjas.

>inb4 only western games
In Rise of the Ronin, similarly a historical samurai game but this time from Japan, you have historical female poets engaging in lesbian romance and sex while if you play a male character you have the option to have sex with multiple gay ronin men.

What's going on bros? Is the world turning gay?

>>212983988 (OP)
it would eclipse the last of crust

AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212987563
shieeeeeeee.... dis whiteys done spice they tendies none.......

>>212984147
>>212984147
>Kiss me me boy , for we'll never meet again

>>212984459
There's also a quest where you help a black muslim man slaughter Christians lol
The black muslim man has also been fucking white women in that village.

The entire thing has been a humiliation ritual for all those right wing white nationalist gamer boys you see on Youtube

>quest objective: suck and fuck the local jewish enclave part 2

I can smell the chud seethe itt, it reeks of it. Sorry not sorry that you guys lost another supposedly based dev, turns out it's hard to stay right-wing when you grow up as a person. Vavra did

>>212988472
Based. Behead timmies.

>>212983988 (OP)
Homosex and niggers lecturing you for not saucing ur food

>>212983988 (OP)
Fuck off /v/ermin

>>212988472
Dragon age Veilguard flopped Troon.

>>212983988 (OP)
Probably kino, Vavra's historical autism was made for /tv/ but it's welcome in vidya.

>>212988241
>you try and join the meeting
>it was actually all a set up and two weak jews try to jump you
this quest was actually redpilled

>>212984100
You jest but in bohemia it unironically was.

>>212984757
>current political climates
Outdated by release. Bet Vavra felt like a real dumbass watching the overton window hard-shift after it was too late.

>>212989313
All of them failed since Awakening DLC, why even bring this up??????

>>212983988 (OP)
I remember calling this scene gay as shit but chuds were still coping that vavra would never

test

>>212983988 (OP)
Look up Catalina videos

>>212989366
Nothing in this vile slop is redpilled.