Thread 212986453 - /tv/ [Archived: 665 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:36:35 PM No.212986453

md5: b6ce3e2dfbcc11da76555840dc32d837🔍

>"I hate to say this, but..we might have to call *HIM* for help."
>"Who are you talking about?"
>"Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Woo-hoo)" starts playing

Replies: >>212986478 >>212986597 >>212986859

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:37:46 PM No.212986478

1306184377111

md5: b2c1e55a7c8c7461fc20da045ad59dde🔍

>>212986453 (OP)
>Oh no...ANYONE but him!

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:40:48 PM No.212986543

1591654731088

md5: 517a140f604171436b698ecd11a5aabd🔍

>character finally gains his superhero
>uses his powers on random street corners for test practice
>hot dog vendor loses his pants, cat screeches in the background
>I GOT THE POWER starts playing

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:43:42 PM No.212986597

pepedoubletake

md5: 4ab6e3d3ce032935590c7a01087d237c🔍

>>212986453 (OP)
>Erm...guys? You *might* want to take a look at this...

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:44:16 PM No.212986606

>protagonist gets a makeover and returns to his peers looking cool as they all stare with mouths agape
>BACK IN BLACK I HIT MY SACK

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:45:51 PM No.212986653

>essentially the dual layered hypothesis suggests biomechanics on a tectonic lev—
>IN ENGLISH DOC

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:47:02 PM No.212986685

1678049591525589

md5: f1f5f4b3b2b74eb74dca99cbedbe4b6c🔍

>grandma starts raping faster than eminem

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 5:54:17 PM No.212986859

popcorn pepe

md5: b54415193931c02fc57edf91e186d8b0🔍

>>212986453 (OP)
>cut to a phone ringing in a dirty apartment filled with beer bottles and cigarettes
>character is lying face down naked with his butt covered by a blanket on a bed
>there's a beautiful naked woman next to him
>barely manages to drag himself over to the phone next to the bed, clearly hungover
>answers the phone with "you have 5 seconds to tell me why you're calling"